Will You Press The Button?

Der Deutsche 10 years ago

Chuck Norris vs. The old Nokia

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago

W vodam, knowledge booomb

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

don't do it, you're gonna destroy the universe or something (only one of the two things can exist or they can meet and cause the paradox)

Niggakiller 2 years ago

I'm gonna destroy your mom.

llalicehuangll 10 years ago

MAYBE YOU CAN MOVE AROUND IT :D LOGIC

Geperdy 9 years ago

Fus roh dah

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago

please speak english

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Yukitai 5 years ago

Hey look, it"s the "Shield & Spear" topic. One can defend against anything, the other can pierce through anything.

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

This scenario is a contradiction of terms. The two cannot exist in the same universe: if one exists, nothing can, by definition be the other. I decided to press the button, making the universe cease existing, just to be an a**hole.

Panumdomine 2 months ago

Itis not a contradiction. A force is not an object. Vibration is a force that can move through objects. An unstoppable force would be a force that does not dissipate when passing through an object. If an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, the obj... [Show full comment]

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mr.king 11 years ago

go around it...

Hello O v O /) 11 years ago

What about those trees in Pokemon? Impossible.

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ragemaster5000 9 years ago

What if the immovable object is just a really small block that you can just walk around

Yukitai 5 years ago

*Tries kicking it since you"re grumpy, stubs toe* lmao.

Wheresmydonkey 9 years ago

Unstoppable doesn't mean you can move everything!

Siddington 11 years ago

Then I would just go somewhere else then.

Timothy NO Relation Vick 13 years ago

I met your mom BEFORE I pressed the button...so problem solved. :D

Ambertails 11 years ago

ur so mean

Wheresmydonkey 9 years ago

Fuck you i"m unstoppable!

Ieuan Owen 13 years ago

I step around the immovable object and continue to do whatever the fuck I want

Jon-a Moody 13 years ago

ill just go around

Chris Stevenson 13 years ago

I become Xin Zhao?

Henry McCliff 10 years ago

So, basically ADHD and some lump that"s welded into spacetime? Meh.

Jon English 13 years ago

So thats what it's come to, Batman quotes.

Seriouslythebestmum2 11 years ago

Who cares you can choose the object probably

damonp 8 years ago

This is another clever one. Meh, pass.

dcassity285 11 years ago

Dear, Inmovable Object, Prepare to get OWNED.

Niggakiller 2 years ago

Me vs. your mom.

Peridorito-87 11 years ago

Just go around it

CombativeGoal48339 9 years ago

I fly over it

RhysIsGreat 11 years ago

it meets it. that dosnt mean it crashes into it

THEBUTTONISGAY 10 years ago

No downside here

Devonbolster 12 years ago

Heck yeah fuck log8c

Jahht 10 years ago

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Nut1231 5 years ago

just go around the immovable object

Zacattac 11 years ago

leave the object alone

Totyjoe 11 years ago

JuSt go around it

Noratan 7 years ago

Xin Zhao?

girlygirl1000 11 years ago

Go around it

DemonZelie 9 years ago

Move around it you baka

Basil Othman 13 years ago

Since im unstoppable id just disintergrate it instead of moving it

Bagger-BK 8 years ago

Impossible, one you are unstoppable or there is an immovable object. These statements contradict each other. So it"s impossible. And why would you need to push something like that

King Ford 11 years ago

Tell it to move

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bentennyson1023000 11 years ago

Physics weirdo

Ianwubby 10 years ago

A literal force isn't made of matter, so you'd've killed yourself. Besides, an immovable object would require infinite mass, and thus collapse into an infinitely-large black hole.

nineyearsandawsome 2 years ago

go arand

Helox Darkstar 11 years ago

just go over it ice bear is not lazy idiot

warioandwaluigi 9 years ago

BRING ME SOME C4!!1!

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therealandy 6 years ago

immovable doesn't mean unbreakable

Otatsuke 11 years ago

That's how I broke my collarbone to smithereens.XD

Arthur_Sarue 9 years ago

I"ve heard this one before. If the two meet, the unstoppable force will unstoppably move through the immovable object, continuing along its trajectory without budging that which cannot be budged.

NotMedicine 12 years ago

I Dont Get It

Deadpoolio 10 years ago

Hi unstoppable force i'll just walk around you and go back to murdering everyone now, Nice chat!

KatarnLabs 11 years ago

BRACE YOURSELVES MEN! IT IS TIME TO DIVIDE BY ZERO, USE INFINITY IN ACTUAL MATH AND KILL YOUR GRANDFATHERS IN THE PAST! KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE UNIVERSE!

Why-do-I-exist 10 years ago

Just go around it in some way.

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