You become 5'11", 210 lbs, incredibly muscular and can throw perfect uppercuts
but
You must throw 1,000 uppercuts per day, or you become a 4'11", 90-lb nerd
I will not

spiral 10 years ago
In cm and kg thanks?

clormodtehtoad 4 months ago
is it hard for you commies to speak freedom?
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aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo 9 years ago
I'm already a nerd.

fuyufrost 10 years ago
I win either way

Rythimal 3 years ago
i lose weight either way so win win. 5"10" and 180.

kmartpaepae 8 years ago
Lmao I’m already a nerd

Tropby 10 years ago
These are actually almost perfectly my measurements, but I'm chubby instead of muscular :P

Nosaj 10 years ago
My abs are so awesome I need a layer of fat to keep them safe.
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NiftyChibi 8 years ago
I'm already the downside, thanks.

MemeWolf0805 9 years ago
im already a 4"11" 90-lb nerd :")

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
same

GGamer135 8 years ago
im already one so im fine but the only wrong thing is that im half muscular, that was easy.

Buttonpresser25678 9 years ago
I'm already an 80-lb nerd so I guess I get something out of it either way

AssHar 9 years ago
Being a nerd would be great, you"d get good grades and be smart and shit. Sign me the hell up! (Since its impossible to do 1k uppercuts a day)

SauceQuest31 2 years ago
You might think it'd take a while, but just uppercut with BOTH your arms! It'll take less time!

ColinBokiki 10 years ago
didnt say that uppercuts had to be quality

shipqueen28 9 years ago
what"s an uppercut

CombativeGoal48339 9 years ago
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN UPPERCUT IS!?I!S!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

SpeedFetus 10 years ago
I'll just throw imperfect uppercuts

planetlucas 5 years ago
I want to do it just so I can be 4"11

oldnotweak 10 years ago
im 200 pounds 6 foot tall so this would be a bad thing for me

PokéFan17000 7 years ago
Wait, that"s impossible.

Davvedido 9 years ago
I didnt understand anything...

Zac Loeffelbein 13 years ago
5'11" and 210 lbs? you'd better be like a young arnold schwarzeneggar

Seapixel 9 years ago
This would be a downgrade for me! Aside from the muscles... I'm fat. I'm six feet tall so... Upside?

cockers last year
suck my ass

Skridgie 10 years ago
Feel like this was maybe meant for not me?

Smartest-Man 4 years ago
Easy, if I decide to stop punching I return to my original form.

itsemilycam 9 years ago
im rlly starting to think this web site is only for boys

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I just pressed a button that made me excellent in bed. Anyone want to try out what the button did? :)

UwUegirl 6 years ago
omg yes i can become small and slim and a cute nerd thank you button

FandomTrash4Life 9 years ago
The consequences of not doing 1,000 uppercuts per day are basically being the way I actually am.

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago
Is that nerd anyway.

trashley23 9 years ago
lol im already a 4"10 nerd

R5Obiwan 10 years ago
already 5'11" but weigh 122lbs

BabyDeer 2 years ago
Just uppercut a pillow or something. Doesn't tell you exactly what. I don't need it but for you boys here is a loophole

HoneySlime8 9 years ago
Nerds are not bad, you dick.

gadlygamer 5 years ago
Aight bet. ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA. boom uppercuts done

Shalev153 10 years ago
Why 5'11 is good?

Johnny_boy_blue 9 years ago
Gain weight and get shorter? Nah

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Why would I want to make myself shorter? I'm already 6ft 3 & as for the downside... I'd essentially be Markimoo.

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
What was that chibi? You'll have to speak up because I can't hear you from all the way down there.
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Asylum1223 7 years ago
If you are that muscular you would have no problem throwing 1000 uppercuts everyday

Notwirdbutnobutyes 10 months ago
Iv done this one before

Kaity Avedovech 13 years ago
I cold be skinny if I don't fill the requirements, and I'm already a nerd!

BookNerdArtist 10 years ago
I would love to be'skinny' tbh and I too am a nerd

Psycho_massacre 8 years ago
I'm not muscular but other than that I already got all that.

assassin 9 years ago
im semi the good side already

CombativeGoal48339 9 years ago
Can the muscles be invisible

SugarSkull 10 years ago
Too lazy...

Maharid 2 years ago
I dislike muscles.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Why would I want to shrink? The upside is a downside tome.

Asfolto12 6 years ago
Time to punch nerds

Songbird109 9 years ago
I'm shorter than 4"11" anyway and I don't want to be taller and I'm a nerd and I want to be a nerd so

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
Also... why would you not want to be a nerd? Idk what society teaches you, but a nerd is only a label that is used on someone who"s smart. It could be cool being smart, I mean, you could invent personal machine guns to those who call you a nerd, find the cure to cancer, etc.
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Pandaman_5 8 years ago
Whats wrong with being a nerd :(

Spammy 9 years ago
Air punch

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago
90 pounds = death

Nosaj 10 years ago
Not at 4'11".
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