Will You Press The Button?

HitlerWasAReptillian9 years ago

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VenomousCompany8 years ago

When my penis is big enough to touch the moon. I think everyone will already know about it.

EmilStvring7 years ago

U die if u get a boner because all u freaking blod are going down to u penis

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Wilbo8 years ago

By increasing my dick size while having someone on the end of it I can create faster than light travel

Zer0billion8 years ago

Fucking genius

BawbRaws8 years ago

If a woman changes her boob size, won't everyone know about it anyway?

miratraveler3 years ago

Haruhi

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Merilille9 years ago

I am making my boobs tiny. I hate those things.

qwertyuiopp7 years ago

I saw ur profile pic first then read the post in markiplier"s voice and I imagined him saying that and I.. I-I.. I could not stop laughing for about 10 minutes. thank you for making me happy

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Bunnylord8 years ago

Congratulations now the entire universe knows about my astronomical length dong, and they didn't even have to see it! Win win baby!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Yep. Your 6.6846 * 10^-13 astronomical-unit length dong.

Yonatan3319 years ago

what the hell is with this site's obsession of penises and breasts. it's just a damn bodypart, it's not even that important

SuperButtonManTheFirst7 years ago

See rule 34 of the internet.

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Trevor Valance12 years ago

I WANT them to know.

PrincessRoxy2178 years ago

ME TOO!

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j_saunders828 years ago

Hell ya. This will make cosplay easier

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

8==D --> 8==============D

JESUS_RULESlast year

Algebraic equation.. 8=D of D=8.

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PaulaNunes8 years ago

Well of course they would know, that"s not a downside, it"s just logic

IPressButton9 years ago

Huge tits 4 dayz

SAAAAAAAANS9 years ago

shut up tommie

#RedBeanBun 9 years ago

Come suck the GalacDick!

IWillPressYourButtons8 years ago

Clever... I am proud of you.

Jaycee CÈ¯12 years ago

Of course everybody will know about it. "Whoa, what happened to your boobs??" "Oh, I decided to be flat-chested today, don't worry I'll have D-cups tomorrow"

Zer0billion8 years ago

Exactly

Yo_tengo7 years ago

Uhhhhhhhh, Boob man? Anyone? BEST superhere right?

Trailman057 years ago

Ya good for me

D3athl0rdoo79 years ago

Uh suck it bitch and choke on that planet size dick

Brandon_Clark149 years ago

I will be Cocktumis Prime!

Nyan9 years ago

How do u not what people to know (especially girls) your 10 inch punisher?

KingKamula9 years ago

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Mastermaxie9 years ago

Stop the spam please people

lei1689 years ago

theres no downside really but i dont care about my portions xD because im never worried if there small or big as long as i live life as i wanted to

Notgratedcheese9 years ago

I already can change the size of my pens it's called an erection.

Crynxii9 years ago

Oh i want them to know. And they WILL like it.

curtisdino459 years ago

if you didn't press it.............................................................................................................................................................................X_X DED!

Qthelucky9 years ago

Um what

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condiment.cat10 years ago

can I like, delete my boobs pls

Jeremiah Speed12 years ago

Just makes me more situationally flexible.

EdgyPotato8 years ago

Become a pornstar

timelordjohn10 years ago

Always the perfect size. If she's a virgin, I'll go a lil easy, if I'm going for complete destruction, big af

angelomh139 years ago

i like my dick :P

Lonewanderer9 years ago

Kinda the point

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck7 years ago

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Conko_Donko8 years ago

8=====================================D UU

Ryan Schick12 years ago

I go from 6.2 by 5.2 to 12.2 by 8.2

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck7 years ago

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Super - Chicken 9 years ago

Ewwwwwwwwwww

Lisa Stoddard12 years ago

worth it to fit into any dress i want at any time... and it's not exactly as though people don't notice boos either way...

seductive_chickenlast year

So I get a free boob job

Sponska9 years ago

Wait, so can I make my man boobs bigger to turn them into real boobs?

mattyrahm4 years ago

They would be like hey have you heard about the guy that can change his dick sise

ButtonProM89 years ago

ehhh, shure, if i want to do it 1 time for fun, it doesnt say ya cant chance back to Original sooooo

Anonumous7 years ago

No if people know I change they won't want to be my friend... Upside is if you"re falling into a super deep hole you get padding

themeta9 years ago

Lazer, why WOULDNT you want a big dick!?!?!?!?!

nevinfouke7 years ago

i dont need to explain

CyberClutch9 years ago

ez i pressed the button

billynair10 years ago

Why is there a "but" in between these?!? Is it a bad thing for people to know this?

Hentrio.VannHLB9 years ago

this will be a good news for Asians

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

What the hell is this?

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck7 years ago

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cerebral9 years ago

Ya know... Being gay, and not knowing other gays, them knowing you got a foot long dick isn't bad.

Muefin3 years ago

Nice

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