Will You Press The Button?

TheOOOF5 years ago

What if i will be succesful in social contacts? Mind blown

TheTwerkingDragon9 years ago

Easy, become the man who cured everything at the cost of losing everything.

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Losing everything... including the research you need to cure everything? Point disproved

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OliviaAbbe7 years ago

Soooooo.... Alexander Hamilton?

KittyAct7 years ago

I don't need friends they disappoint me

Matthew Stork12 years ago

Jokes on you I hate people.

Musial-Fireworks4 years ago

*vigirous CTRL C CTRL V of the I hate people speach*

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uughdesequestions9 years ago

tbh i cant see the downside because i sort of want everyone to forget me so downside?? anyway i'd become the best fucking doctor and start healing shit

InkyAuthor7 years ago

Did you know that most authors are introverts?

ZachariahGrimm7 years ago

Go into robotics, make a robot, new best freind

Wolfgames7 years ago

So I become awesome at science and then everything else is the same

Mai-chan8 years ago

People already drift away from me...

Migdin18 years ago

If i became a very successfull gamer, people would probably drift away from me anyway....

Willie Chmely12 years ago

you could always become Batman then

BlazingInfernape8 years ago

binary, anything can become a profession if you put your heart into it

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Tim Keevern12 years ago

That's kinda how it already works just sayin

YuGiOhMyGawd9 years ago

You will go through life watching everyone around you slowly drift away from you. On a boat?

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Choose science so then you know how to bring them back. BD

MC Steal Yo Girl9 years ago

By drifting do you mean NASCAR? because if so then fuck yes.

_Ybiko_8 years ago

I will be the most successful doctor ever!! Money, Money, MONEY!!!!!!!

FunkBoyMusic9 years ago

Weeeellllll since everyone drifts away from me anyway....

hixrabbit10 years ago

so ill be iron man

xXCheezyXx4 years ago

How about being a pornstar? I can win over some of my homies

bls 12349 years ago

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optic_artic9 years ago

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can you please tell me something! 9 years ago

Fuck you.

TwentyOneNerds8 years ago

My life already - The Sucsess

Wait4it9 years ago

Sooooo....alexander hamilton? Ish

MyPrecious10 years ago

mehh this is most likely my future anyway

Zanik9 years ago

jokes on u I hate ppl cuz they r destroyin dis earth

Sarah D'Amico12 years ago

Story of my life. I pressed it because I'm already there.

Vinceforpresident7 years ago

Loophole : I become the profession of stopping people around me slowly drift away from me

Willyboi9 years ago

THATS HOW THE WORLD WORKS U S-CUMBAG

Krusek8 years ago

*cough* Nixon *cough*

jayjthebigmouth9 years ago

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SomeoneRandom9 years ago

I've read over 20 of these fuckshitz and I'm still here. Eat my shit, stupid people.

lolololanimelololol10 years ago

Huh. *analyzes life* huh. well gee.

Yukitai4 years ago

Be the best at earning without accomplishment. Free money and you can then live without needing anyone. Earning enough money to isolate and perhaps start your own farm. You can always use youtube and google to learn what you don't know after all...

Totyjoe9 years ago

become immensely successful at keeping people from drifting away and that will be my downfall because the universe will explode

pokefan20169 years ago

Cya losers!

Kurosh Golshan12 years ago

That's pretty much my understanding of becoming immensely successful.

Chocolatepig1018 years ago

Nah

AdhesiveMadMan9 years ago

...Then what's the point?

TiffanyS10 years ago

I'll go into the android sexbot field. That's probably why everyone is slowly drifting away from me.

SirFapAlot9 years ago

Internet Duh... Who Goes Outside Anyways

Arin Spanner12 years ago

Oh no. But I have soooooo many friends. I can't lose them all.

SAVVY_BOY5 years ago

The downside is already happening to me, so calling that part of my success is a nice compliment lol

Antichrist11 months ago

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DerpyIII9 years ago

You success would be useless if NO ONE is in with it.

Pootis84328 years ago

I would become hokage for my profession :P

Kai4life48 years ago

Isn't that a paradox considering people need to love you in order for you to become a candidate for Hokage. But people will drift away from you, but they still make you hokage?