Will You Press The Button?

DystopianResident7 years ago

I already cured every disease, became a god, died 13 times, gained the ability to fly, have an IQ of alternating 1 and 199, able to turn invisible, and gained approximately 78 trillion dollars. This button is just an addition to my list.

Enel3 years ago

The fuck…?

yurio8 years ago

Lol lets fuck our rivals

ErdoS9 years ago

AIDS is curable now. so.

ItsSener6 years ago

No its fucking not

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memandylov9 years ago

Ummm... That's willful endangerment and will put you in jail, but I mean, I guess you could also fuck every guy in prison whenever you want too so sure go ahead

lion6179 years ago

time to be deapool

HeyHeyHey20009 years ago

Ewwww luckily idk what aids are and I don't want sex

Ezralia7 years ago

How can you not know what aids is?

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GangsternauwL8 years ago

But what... listen; what if I carry aids with me, but I don't suffer from it. Let others suffer from it, haul me Satan

TheWaywardWobbuffet8 years ago

Aids is like a hot potato. Pass it around until everyone feels the burn.

Julio Cesar Gilgorri12 years ago

Looks like the world's most beautiful women are getting AIDS, guys

amudeauss7 years ago

Face, meet palm.

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dashagenkin8 years ago

Im eleven! jesus.

SiewHoiSoo8 years ago

I will press the button when aids is finally curable

Eagles9 years ago

I want to find the 32% who pressed this button, and make THEM press some buttons...

c-block9 years ago

Just, like do it anyway and don't tell your partners

JaredNukeMlg9 years ago

So Charlie Sheen

Winchester 149 years ago

Wow didnt expect that but sooooo true

ZeusOmega119 years ago

worth it

Kai1711 years ago

I'll have sex with a fictional character with the power to remove my aids when I stick my dick in her.

PantherLily6239 years ago

I suddenly wanna become a fictional character with the power to remove you aids ;D

Samuel Renville12 years ago

DOesn't matter, had sex.

poopyguy437 years ago

Bang bang bang

Audrey Lynnie Myers12 years ago

I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON

SeabassJames7 years ago

It"s annoying how clicking the empty space around the button counts as pressing the button.

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landergaave9 years ago

One in every two and a half men have aids and so will i

Edman9 years ago

Ummm a little thing called a condom?

Savage950006 years ago

I already can have sex with anyone at any time

WhimsicalMagnus10 years ago

I'm going to have sex with lots of people I hate

poopyguy437 years ago

Get sooooooo many girls no downside

El Muerto9 years ago

So basically Glenn Quagmire?

SuperSonicDimensions9 years ago

Wouldn't you get AIDS from sex?

meatloave7 months ago

a chick who gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost/stolen/hacked /broken and has 1billion tax free $ then leaves and we never see or hear from each other again. The ring heals me constantly and will destroy the virus in minutes

Petar Angelov12 years ago

NOOOOOOOO!

Deadpool11229 years ago

Take pills

yosoyjuliao4 years ago

Global jerk simulator

Bolsomito9 years ago

Winning

PvtKane7 years ago

I read this and the "you have aids" song fromantic family guy popped into my head

EVERYCOMMENTEREVER9 years ago

Sex, eugghhh. AIDS, no.

pokepro1410 years ago

Hell ys

Craig W. Smith12 years ago

But I just developed the cure to everything, so there is no aids! Look out beauties here I come!

aroacemusicaltheatredemon3 years ago

I'm aroace, so this doesn't apply.

Datwolfgal8 years ago

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

theshyminion88099 years ago

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