Will You Press The Button?

DAISE_ 6 months ago

Bring it on

1210 2 years ago

我可以認輸

Aur0raSky last year

一针见血的

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Fake John Cena 11 years ago

It didn't say it had to be in martial arts. We could play rock paper scissors

Sex 9 years ago

He will win. It is Chuck Norris

235x0 3 years ago

Fight Start! 235x Used Shoot! 235x Won!

DaBigDude8 9 years ago

You don't fight Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fights you.

William Hunchberger 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is an old man who sells total gyms...I have fucking LINE, Krav Maga, that one Thai that uses small lengths of wood to brutalize people.

Aaaahhhhhh 6 years ago

Tornadoes are scared of him, he moves planets so I wanna live

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Mishno 9 years ago

Impossible, I don't want to take suicide

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Doesn't say it has to be martial arts. I'll just play monopoly or something XD

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Yes it does actually, read the scenario closer next time.

Corey Di Bella 13 years ago

If your gonna give us every type of martial arts, at least make the opponent a challenge.

DashingAdi 6 years ago

Dude you fucking killed him with your words only

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aboredgurl 11 years ago

ok but if I'm a master of every martial arts...I can beat him?...YAS(I'm Spanish sorry for my bad english)

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Yo estoy hablando en español! Pero, yo usualmente hablo en ingles.

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FourEntree 11 years ago

Chuck Norris is nothing Chuck Morris is something

Evil Questions 11 years ago

U master it.r u stupid people like seriously

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago

Says the guy who doesn't know how to spell his sentences correctly.

Dave Leon 13 years ago

Oh no, not a rapidly aging actor. What ever will I do?

Jackisawsome777 10 years ago

He"s the second fastest fighter in the world

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Anes Drljevic 13 years ago

NO IT'S FREAKING CHUCK NORRIS

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Awesomeness0179 10 years ago

Ah crap (but Chuck Norris is awesome ;-;)

Calista 12 years ago

Opponent as in sparring? That would be cool. No downside.

PansexualPanda441 5 years ago

I mean, if I mastered them…

Ibuuu 11 years ago

BRING IT ON CHUCK NORIS

Reubenben10 10 years ago

Chuck Norris is old and if you have every martial arts you can easily defeat him

Ivan2006 12 years ago

You know what? I'll make my first fight a sparring match. Problem solved.

MauriceMeerts 6 years ago

Acta non verba geen woorden maar daden als je alle technieken kent dan 1 hit je chuck

Awesomo236 11 years ago

4 words Bruce Lee as teacher

rainbowRAD 9 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose. Bruce Lee Looks like he"s losing but wins anyway.

rainbowRAD 9 years ago

Stop who would truly win?

Mrs.Claire 11 years ago

He is old as hell.

Aiden Sampson 13 years ago

challenge accepted!

ArKade47 8 years ago

Become next Chuck Norris meme? Hell yeah.

glitch666 11 years ago

chuck noris is a sell out!

OtisRobinson98 10 years ago

Well already got three years of Brazilian jiu-jitsu under my belt why not have some more knowledge

masterbyron 11 years ago

`%`%`%`%`%`%`

JimHans 3 months ago

“查克·诺里斯，你才是挑战者”

AlakzanderA 11 years ago

3 cheers for getting your ass kicked!

BADWOLF10 11 years ago

as soon as I see him I will forfeit and bow down to the almighty Chuck Norris

cpmaster 10 years ago

so what im a martial master ill beat him for sure

Poopsteve420 12 years ago

Kick him into the dust he has become.

Japanster 3 years ago

But.. to maater would be to be so good yyou cant get better. You could beat anyone in a 1v1 fist fight

maxi.m11 11 years ago

I'm already a blackbelt in tae-kwon-do and I know jui-jit-su so I think im set!!!! :)

Very-rare 9 years ago

I would beat the shit out of chick Norris if I know every martial arts

Thegreensteve 10 years ago

so youd be set

Makkebakke 12 years ago

He's old. He'll break a hip after my first move.

yeetus-maximus 5 years ago

bruce lee laughing in the distangce

proscope 11 years ago

So your wait for it.........................................,................................ONE PUNCH MAN

AlexanderMassey 9 years ago

He never said I couldn't bring a gun

Nekofan2000 11 years ago

Well,even if I lose,I have the chance to meet Chuck Norris so yeah

Z0m41e 8 years ago

First opponent in what?

WhySuchLongNameM8? 11 years ago

I dont really care about martial arts...

Darth 10 years ago

You know there are two Chuck Norris, the rapidly againg one or the completely badass fictional monster who has his own lore which makes him practically real due to the fact of belief.....

Ostrich 11 years ago

All martial arts in tha world= Chuck Norris was killed by 420 blazet

rustyyummy 10 years ago

this includes the martial art i made up myself called gun fu...you shoot people.

ADdmuse 12 years ago

Use Jeet Kun Do!

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