Will You Press The Button?

Pi Threepointonefour 11 years ago

Pause time for the rest of your life and force people to watch the whole thing, and do a bunch of nasty shit.

mrcheese 6 years ago

thats evil lmao

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Holen 9 years ago

Mid interview: PAUSE "Gotta poop." RETURN "Excuse me sir, but why are you watching a video of me on the toilet?"

IzzySheep 6 years ago

I laughed so hard at this

yofacegamer 10 years ago

this comment will never be seen

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

Request denied.

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DikBut 11 years ago

Get ready for videos of me sleeping.

souleater45 11 years ago

What's the downside? A video of me pulling someone's pants down it will go viral

Panifex 8 years ago

Everything you do goes viral by default since everyone in the world watches it (how, I don't know)

RoseHaw 6 years ago

Just more sleep and more time for projects. why wouldn't I want that?

Nathan Logan 13 years ago

Pause time. Do nice things for random people. EVERYONE loves you.

Teressia 6 years ago

And become a lab monkey

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catgrabber 12 years ago

I'd just sleep/do homework. Why would people watch that?

KittyWith91 11 years ago

I would use it to sleep. An extra eight hours a day to do things would be perfect

Yukitai 6 years ago

No, 12hrs. (Given the chance, some people will sleep for a lot longer than 8hrs)

mr.whatface 10 years ago

Yeah this is fine, just don't do any fucking pervy things and no one will hate you

Catherine RenÃ©e Kimport 13 years ago

Wait... so 56% of people would turn down a totally sweet superpower just because they'd be held accountable for actually using it? That says a lot about human nature right there...

Catkitten 4 years ago

That should be creappy

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sydneymoss 8 years ago

It never said when everyone sees the recording. For example, 20 years could go by and people still wouldn’t see the recording.

sydneymoss 8 years ago

I READ IT WRONG!!!

tao tao 11 years ago

Pause time but everyone can see it whats the point

Stroman 8 years ago

They wouldn't be able to do anything against it

nathalia 12 years ago

I can pause the fucking time? Done.

asdguy00 12 years ago

they wouldnt want to watch it

John Huibers 13 years ago

Sell your new ability as advertisments since EVERYONE sees it

DurpyKitty 11 years ago

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Nicholasluis336 10 years ago

But this is not a problem if there"s no more people, right?

JMT296 10 years ago

THEY'll FIND OUT ABOUT THE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yukitai 6 years ago

What if you pause and unpause time at minute-long intervals, they"d either be watching the action or frozen, unable to stop ya.

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Somaht 10 years ago

Put mask on. Pause time. No-one knows its me.

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Worth it. Who doesn't want to know I had sex with them or kiss them.

Davd 11 years ago

Indeed, and it would make rendering judgement on your rapist ass much easier if the judge knows you did it.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

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Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

if EVERYONE sees it, i would use it to just do random, pointless things and laugh to myself knowing that right now the majority of the planet is standing around wondering why the hell they just some boy they've never met in their lives doing random, strange things.

Jessica Fox 13 years ago

I don't think people would want to watch me play World of Warcraft or crochet while the time is paused...

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Especially an online game.

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Jesper PK Magnusson 13 years ago

Then there's no Point in it..

Otto_baughman 8 years ago

What if a serial killers in your house?

nerdybucket 10 years ago

at least i have the option

wawa-rapes-pigeons 2 years ago

why would i even pause then ?

LoverofStuff 11 years ago

Sorry I ate all that cake mom

HumanSam 9 years ago

Stop time...... ...... ..... Oh yeah it"s stopped for ever. Now I can wast my life as I like

MightyDragonofAwe 11 years ago

I'd just use it to take a nap or finish work super quickly.

Waytoomanyfandoms 5 years ago

They would probably stop since i would be weird and nothing interesting

tug19143 11 years ago

SO I could record my mix tape and then everyone would have to listen to it?

Foxitbegamin 9 years ago

now i could help everyone and they could see it was me :D

oldnotweak 12 years ago

pause time then proceed to moon the entire universe's population

Newfiedog95 9 years ago

Doesn't mean they know it"s me. 1. Put on full black body suit 2. Pause time 3. do whatever the f**k I want 4. unpause time 5. take of suit there they have no idea who did all the bad stuff

Hurrhurrimaburr 12 years ago

Totally use it do some super disgusting shit and everone is going to watch it

Beqa 10 years ago

Seriously who hates that power you can stop a fight or something or help people!

SummerTheFolf 6 years ago

Yeah, people would love to see me rush my homework and make my way to school.

Dumbass84 11 years ago

Well if u like watchin me get fat and eat then burn the weight back off fine

Davd 11 years ago

That would be amazing. Sleep for as long as I want, do stuff around the house, read all my books, go on long walks... I'd rack up enough time that nobody in the world would be arsed to watch it all, doing just mundane things that I don't have time for righ... [Show full comment]

Lzke 8 years ago

Still a good ability. Wanna get out of a tight spot? Stop time, casually walk out, unpause time AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT!

thrashdoveftw 10 years ago

making them blind so they cant see the record (this message is for D Trump)

BartekTomasik 9 years ago

*stops time to learn Megalovania on piano.*

kirsten9856 11 years ago

they may see what happened bu they can't change it

Jaggedbacon 10 years ago

Someone is about to get killed, you jump in, move them out of the way to safety, and you're a hero :D

usedfrog 3 years ago

Everyone's gonna be really disappointed when they just watch a video of me napping

mebruh 11 years ago

just never unpause time, there issue resolved

OmegaGroudon 10 years ago

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Goldenunicorn4211 6 years ago

Scenario: You"re about to be run over by a car heading your way. You ponder for your final waking seconds about how you wished you pressed the button and saved your life. You realise how stupid it was that you didn't press it just because you were embarrassed

The tenth doctor 11 years ago

you can use it in emergencies.

Cynergee 9 years ago

ZA WARUDO

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