Will You Press The Button?

Pi Threepointonefour 11 years ago

Pause time for the rest of your life and force people to watch the whole thing, and do a bunch of nasty shit.

mrcheese 6 years ago

thats evil lmao

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Holen 9 years ago

Mid interview: PAUSE "Gotta poop." RETURN "Excuse me sir, but why are you watching a video of me on the toilet?"

IzzySheep 6 years ago

I laughed so hard at this

yofacegamer 10 years ago

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BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

Request denied.

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DikBut 11 years ago

Get ready for videos of me sleeping.

souleater45 11 years ago

What's the downside? A video of me pulling someone's pants down it will go viral

Panifex 8 years ago

Everything you do goes viral by default since everyone in the world watches it (how, I don't know)

RoseHaw 6 years ago

Just more sleep and more time for projects. why wouldn't I want that?

Nathan Logan 13 years ago

Pause time. Do nice things for random people. EVERYONE loves you.

Teressia 6 years ago

And become a lab monkey

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catgrabber 12 years ago

I'd just sleep/do homework. Why would people watch that?

KittyWith91 11 years ago

I would use it to sleep. An extra eight hours a day to do things would be perfect

Yukitai 6 years ago

No, 12hrs. (Given the chance, some people will sleep for a lot longer than 8hrs)

mr.whatface 10 years ago

Yeah this is fine, just don't do any fucking pervy things and no one will hate you

Catherine RenÃ©e Kimport 13 years ago

Wait... so 56% of people would turn down a totally sweet superpower just because they'd be held accountable for actually using it? That says a lot about human nature right there...

Catkitten 4 years ago

That should be creappy

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sydneymoss 8 years ago

It never said when everyone sees the recording. For example, 20 years could go by and people still wouldn’t see the recording.

sydneymoss 8 years ago

I READ IT WRONG!!!

tao tao 11 years ago

Pause time but everyone can see it whats the point

Stroman 8 years ago

They wouldn't be able to do anything against it

nathalia 12 years ago

I can pause the fucking time? Done.

asdguy00 12 years ago

they wouldnt want to watch it

John Huibers 13 years ago

Sell your new ability as advertisments since EVERYONE sees it

DurpyKitty 11 years ago

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Nicholasluis336 10 years ago

But this is not a problem if there"s no more people, right?

JMT296 10 years ago

THEY'll FIND OUT ABOUT THE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yukitai 6 years ago

What if you pause and unpause time at minute-long intervals, they"d either be watching the action or frozen, unable to stop ya.

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Somaht 10 years ago

Put mask on. Pause time. No-one knows its me.

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Worth it. Who doesn't want to know I had sex with them or kiss them.

Davd 11 years ago

Indeed, and it would make rendering judgement on your rapist ass much easier if the judge knows you did it.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

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Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

if EVERYONE sees it, i would use it to just do random, pointless things and laugh to myself knowing that right now the majority of the planet is standing around wondering why the hell they just some boy they've never met in their lives doing random, strange things.

Jessica Fox 13 years ago

I don't think people would want to watch me play World of Warcraft or crochet while the time is paused...

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Especially an online game.

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Jesper PK Magnusson 13 years ago

Then there's no Point in it..

Otto_baughman 8 years ago

What if a serial killers in your house?

WBGrock 11 years ago

Sure... good for plucking bullets out of the air, and pull the underwear of the shooter over his head. i would be a Superhero. The single most famous superhero, because Everyone Saw it.

Tatty 9 years ago

I did not know what to say!!!

coffee 12 years ago

its pointless then

hmk1020 10 years ago

cool I get to make a custom and pause time and then save the day and everyone knows what happened :p

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

Everyone? on earth? I wouldn't mind because I won't abuse the power for bad things only doing convenient things for me and the people around me but damn am I going to waste 7 billion people"s time, I'll just stop time randomly for a week and then do whatev... [Show full comment]