You will perceive every concept of time and space and every possible outcome of the universe simultaneously
but
You will live the rest of your life as a lab rat by the government
I will not


RhineMapper5 years ago
But I live in a country outside of the USA so Who is supposed to make experiments with me

RedEco10 months ago
Your government

DeathToAll8 years ago
If you become infinitely smart then you can think of a way to escape LOOPHOLE

RGPZ7 years ago
Does It Mean I Can Meet Pickle Rick As A Rat

fredbearandspringtrap9 years ago
People think of time as a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually from a non-subjective, non-linear viewpoint, time is just a big ball of wibbly wobbly... Timey wimey... Stuff

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago
i need a new account the doctor
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Destroyer1YT8 years ago
No screw that I don't want to be a labrat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The_Official_Seal9 years ago
My brain only holds a couple yottabytes of memory soooooo.....

Sam Ellis12 years ago
Your brain would literally become so dense it would turn into a black hole, no thanks.

UwUegirl4 years ago
linzallen, you absolute dumbass, density is literally the only thing that can cause a blackhole
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Gestusultumus7 years ago
lol i already know so jokes on you btw the goverment hasn't cought me yet

Friendly-Neighbourhood-Anarchist8 years ago
Everyone already lives as a lab rat for the government. Wake up sheeple.

Mike Walsh12 years ago
Assuming that there were no other bad things attached to this, you would be running that government inside a week

winwin9 years ago
Hear, hear
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Caity Cannon-Orehowsky12 years ago
bad wolf

Crusader21138 years ago
Manipulate everyone with your infinite knowledge
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Panifex8 years ago
There is no upside.

MrLoomis429 years ago
I will not spend the rest of my life being tortured for science experiments. It's not worth it.

i-love-jacksepticeye-and-markimoo9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

pen_men107 months ago
they both suck

Watermelonman8 years ago
Your brain would become so dense, it would expand, resulting in you feeling a pressure in your head. As soon as it touches your skull, you would feel extreme pain. Sometime you would probably become blind. Then, as soon as your skull can not stand the pres...[Show full comment]

Watermelonman8 years ago
Its a bit like an sd card or a usb stick. If no space left, buy a bigger one. But you are right in a way, evolution is not fast enough to expand the brain in time. It would just... Not keep all the knowledge?
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ignitedrik7 years ago
If I'm that smart I can break out

smoloutboy9 years ago
Bad Wolf???

IntenseNosebleed10 years ago
I will not let them figure out my ways.

feralcharles9 years ago
find out how to kill goverment

mekl7 years ago
if you can control time then stop it punch the glass stab everyone and get OUT

Kittycatmax069 years ago
I love fnaf one two three and four

Mrnothing3 years ago
Uhuh

MinecraftMooLyn9 years ago
Yes, but it doesn't say what they're using me for. I think they're using me to test a new substance that will give me shape-shifting superpowers, and I will know exactly how to make it right because I know of the outcome where I tell them "do XYZ" and it ends up working!

Abcdefgirl9 years ago
Bad Wolf

221BTimelady9 years ago
It would burn and kill you!! #badwolf

Tamo Dragong12 years ago
am i like the only BOY that thought bad wolf

GlutNy7 years ago
just kill the government and trump. then i can go throughout the universe, greeting other species of life and letting them settle on earth. i will also protect them from any harm although it would sorta become like bright the movie

JohnHancockJr8 years ago
With that much running through my brain, I would go into a coma from shock...

chonkeymonk3y12349 years ago
Why the he'll does it say some people posted 46 years ago?

The Super Saiyan Ninja God9 years ago
some of these people have pressed the buttons related to time travel

LinziAllen8 years ago
You wanna know how to mess with someone ? Go down [ Show full comment ]

emmanuel9 years ago
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MeepKeep10 years ago
I just need to be BY the gov? K then.

Gelonio7 years ago
Ma boobs are huge :o HEHEHEHE

Legos20109 years ago
So pretty much like the doctor would if he was energy caught.

ShadowMarco7 years ago
I'll make a plan and the goverment becomes MY lab rats!

Rice Cake Man9 years ago
Most important being eating nothing but cheese filled with chemicals for testing. No thanks.

Kittycatmax069 years ago
I love markie moo moo

EleBerg8 years ago
mmmm.. no?

MrEMP02 years ago
If I was that smart, wouldn't it be reasonable to escape in under a week? It can be a pickle rick situation except im a rat that is even smarter.

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago
So THAT'S were Jerry was(fuck u government)Tom are you the head of this?

JAISEN9 years ago
no no no no no no no no no no no no nonononoononononoonononononononononoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo no=( =)

kople7009 years ago
I hate science. So I dont care!

Ivan200610 years ago
I can't see much of an upside.

Geperdy8 years ago
The three eyed raven spoke to me

tikirej9 years ago
Uhm human rights? also you would become the best diplomant/ politician ever.

LinziAllen8 years ago
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Perhaps5 years ago
"Rest of?" You said I was immortal!
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Waffles5559 years ago
idc

herosome10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

vanxander9 years ago
Both bad. You wanna press the button? You're a damn fool.
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