Will You Press The Button?

BasicBiscuit 9 years ago

1)Wish that the rule only counts for the specific word "wish" 2)Wish that wish and splork or a word of your choice are interchangeable 3)Splork for infinite splorks

Panifex 9 years ago

I liked this not just because I laughed at "splork for infinite splorks" but because it"s a really damn clever solution

link1997bh 11 years ago

I will wishe that I skip 50 be 51

EZyX 5 years ago

lol

Psykness 5 years ago

1st wish: I wish for the option respawn in the prime of my youth at a safe location if I die. 2nd wish: I wish for the ability to transmute matter so I can't be imprisoned for decades at a time (also for wealth) 3rd wish: the ability to teleport myself and... [Show full comment]

Mac Hollister 13 years ago

Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes wish for more wishes wish for immortality

WireNut88 5 years ago

It literally says no matter what u die at 50

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genool 10 years ago

I wish to remove the downside.

Rylan Vincent 13 years ago

Wish to never age past my 30's.

Bobcob666 8 years ago

FUCK NO I LIKE LIFE

Thjmze 10 years ago

1.Wish for wishing well or wishing machine 2. Get free wishes on your wishing machine and just wish to start aging backwards at 49

Dakxis_error 10 years ago

wish to never to age past 49 or wish to be 51 and then wish that you can wish for more wishes so you don't run out

ShayToo3105 10 years ago

Wish 1: wish all rules of wishes to disappear. Wish 2: immortality Wish 3: infinite wishes

Otaku4evur 9 years ago

but "all rules of immortality disappear". that means the rule that the wishes come true will disappear

Batunikitty 11 years ago

i would wish for the ability to wish for more wishes, then wish for three more wishes, then wish for batman, to be my character, and every superhero universe to be real. totaly cheating, but whatever!

Eric Schulz 13 years ago

Wish for more the ability for more wishes whenever you want, Wish to stay young/below 50 forever, Or skip 50

Kylee Wheeler 13 years ago

I would wish to be 49 for the rest of my life. I'll never be fifty!!! Mwahaha

Alexandra Caisse 13 years ago

Wish to not grow up. to stay forever 21 or something

Chloe Crosland 13 years ago

I'd wish that my body clock would slow to half speed

Bedo Muuh 13 years ago

I would wish i could wish me more wishes, wishception

Johanne Sebastien Bach 13 years ago

Wish for infinite genies that grant 3 wishes each, have no restrictions or catches, and can sing and dance fabulously.

Alisher Zakharov 13 years ago

nah, ill just keep 1 wish til I'm almost 50, then wish that i was 51.

Mostevil94 10 years ago

Does this apply if you press the button at age 80? Wouldn't you get +50 years?

BoiledSpuds 6 years ago

Wish for no downside

ByrnToast 11 years ago

Well then i will stop aging so i never turn 50 DUH

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

1. Wish you won't die at age 50.

Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago

rnrnrnrnrn What is rn? People often say rn.

DontBlink02 8 years ago

I wish that everytime I turn 49 I regain 20 years of youth.

Kibbz21801 11 years ago

wish to turn 49 twice, then skip to 50, or wish to never age to that point

emilysa99 10 years ago

Wish stop aging at 30 and to become immortal like a pheonix so even if you die you will come back

wiedzminek 11 years ago

I wish to stop ageing before I turn 50

meatloave 5 months ago

I resurrect at instant death begins

Youkiller2 10 years ago

Wish for the ability to pause time And the ability to get whatever I want and that I age until 49 and I stay that age with no health issues until I chose I want to die

pillsnottasty 11 years ago

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Loophole-alert 9 years ago

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hoodman 10 years ago

wish to not die at 50, immortality to me and infinite numbers of other people of my choice, and my final wish is to make anything appear in front of me or in my hand(s) including answers to tests, and quizzes, *boom*

noddiah 12 years ago

I wish to be immortal!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I can't die! Loophole.

Perru 5 years ago

First wish that whatever the wish will be it will execute. Then wish infinite wishes and you cannot dies until you wants to

Deformed Cheese 11 years ago

Save one and on the day before your 50th bday just be like "I wish I was 51"

Sqwezz 9 years ago

1. Wish for next next wish to take affect after the third one 2. wish for more genie lamps 3. Wish to go back in time to when you found the lamp ( Or when you got the wishes) and previous self is killed and you keep your memory

steelerbeast360 10 years ago

wish to be immortal or wish for them to go away

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

You could make the first two for whatever you want (lasting peace, end to hunger, knowledge of the entire universe, cure for cancer), then with the third wish, ask to be reborn as yourself again, with all the understanding of life and memory of what you've lived at the time of your death.

Whatdiduexpect 6 years ago

No matter what i will kill myself soon who cares i want my three wishes

Epixmlp 9 years ago

*wishes for a good afterlife* Send me to equestria, damn it

Mwebster 11 years ago

#1 the must painful death upon breaking the genie's rules #2 wish for the genie to belong to someone i don't like and for it to put the same on them curse. #3 immortality #troll face

Tupi tanks 11 years ago

i wish to live long XD

TheodoreMiller 9 years ago

I'm 58 now, I'll never turn 50 again, so I'll never die.

totoro 11 years ago

ill wish that i stay 15 forever and never die

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Wish for god powers so you can do anything you want, loophole.

Reid Cotherman 13 years ago

just wish to live to 100, you've broken the wish.

Asdfpoop287 7 years ago

Wish for the ability to break the rules of this button, wish for infinite wishes, and wish to live an average human lifespan in the united states (around 75+ years)

Essal9 10 years ago

Wish heaven exist and that im god and that I know everything

Swifty_1201 12 years ago

I wish for the rules of this question to be changed so I can live past 50 and wish for more wishes. Then I would wish for more wishes.

TheFurryGamer 10 years ago

Simple just wish for the barrier preventing wishes away, wish to have infinite wishes and wish to never age. Win.

Fruitfulness 8 years ago

Wish for more wishes

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