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You turn into a cockroach
but
you'd be a gold-platted cockroach that millions of people worship. Also, free food.
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jkmc1205 10 years ago
Is no one wondering what the creator of this button was thinking when he made this?

Zecci 9 years ago
He was probably thinking about halfing the word cockroach. Yeah, that.
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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

meatloave last year
Try slamming your weenis in a drawer really really hard , several times.... See if that helps. You're welcome
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lol mcgettgen 10 years ago
why is being a cockroach the good thing

kathprat7611 10 years ago
I love bugs!!!

Leo_Valdez4life 9 years ago
I can see that

SuperHumansUnlimited 9 years ago
I believe you swapped the up and downside

AnyaSingh 8 years ago
No it didn't

8nicolas8 11 years ago
wait the perk is the downside and the downside is the perk but it's worth it

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago
I survive the nuclear apocolypse, can't kill me now Korea ! :p

Bdog31 11 years ago
Why would the food OR worship matter? Gold is a metal, as in, not alive. You're a dead bug made of gold that other idiots stare at for hours... so worthless!

eggsbenedict 10 years ago
Party pooper
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Donald Rusk 13 years ago
Where is the downside?

Smartest-Man 3 years ago
All of it.
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ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Why do I get the feeling that this is backwards?

RGPZ 8 years ago
@AnyaSingh Eh Still Cant Care You Do What You Want I Don't Really Want To Be One Then If You Do I'm Not Gonna Put Down Your Dream Because I Only Put Down My Own Dreams
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Jaraskur 9 years ago
Remember what cockroaches eat ? I dont want cockroach food

Creeperface130 11 years ago
Turn into a cockroach? Okay, that's kind of bad. Gold plated and people worship me? Ok, that's cool. Wait, free food? COUNT ME IN!

Michael Uber Upward 13 years ago
So I'm a scarab?

MarsAsInThePlanet 5 years ago
i love lean
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Kirstin Michelle Pollock 13 years ago
I mean like, duh. This is perfect. GOLD-PLATTED COCKROACH.

Andy2 10 years ago
1:I HATE HATE ROACHES 2:I'd have no intelligence.

Xx_Diamond_xX 11 years ago
Why dpnt have portuguese

AJ😊 11 years ago
How is that a downside

Tigerhead 2 years ago
至少不会有压力了 而且人人崇拜诶

calum5sos 11 years ago
where's the downside???? ur worshipped and u get free food???? also i'd be a cute af cockroach that gives people lil gifts

Hidked 9 years ago
I like human

AndreiNIGHTFIRE 7 years ago
Damn, this is hard... have a human life or sacrifice it over a tiny brain and happiness for maximum one year. Hmmm.

Mick_G 12 years ago
free food got me...

CAAARL 11 years ago
I shall become a God My new religion shall be called Christianity! That name isn't taken, right?

Crynxii 11 years ago
Nah. I think it's original.

NARF 10 years ago
I think that was backwards.

lolcatpink 11 years ago
Bow down before me

Aguti10 9 years ago
Downside?

WolfenShadow 11 years ago
Honestly, this sounds really awesome!

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago
I just had this one.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
theres a reason the golden calf was bad.......

Donald Trump 2016 11 years ago
I'd do it for the food

YoshiP 3 years ago
oh hell yea

yourmaster12 12 years ago
FREE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dargonluvr 11 years ago
this is backward

Alphatech 8 years ago
Do I still keep my Consciousness or will be become a mindless insect?

Bobby Boon Pasco 13 years ago
I am the king!!!

SodaIsSoda 9 years ago
you had me at "free food"

DecZO 10 years ago
who wants to be a insect. no one

Ethan.l 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

crazedginger 11 years ago
i'll take it as long as they make roach sized tvs and gaming systems

Bones 11 years ago
Downside: if you're a cockroach, good luck trying to do anything with your life.

Lord-Tachanka 9 years ago
Im already have people who warship me :)

MyNameIsJosh 6 years ago
Can I Still Fuck Hot Chicks

ZaneFlare 12 years ago
free food

Szandidog 10 years ago
AMAZING, PEOPLE WILL LOVE ME, AND WORSHIP ME FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE.

evanthecannon 11 years ago
...what the actual fuck is this

lol mcgettgen 10 years ago
why is being a cockroach the good thing

Vanverd 11 years ago
Cool thing is you would be able to live a week without your head (true fact)

Ashabud 8 years ago
But there"s always the chance the someone which a fear of bug could come along and "accidentally" murder me.

Ashton Williams 13 years ago
where's the positive?

imbledings 11 years ago
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