You gain the ability to shape-shift into anything
but
Once every month you must take a stereotypical internet addict to the prom in the living form of their waifu.
I will not

MakeDisneyNotWar 11 years ago
If you make others happy, it's all worth it

L33_3st0 6 years ago
True
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Kami Sama Senpai 11 years ago
Ok so I shapeshift into their waifu but IRL instead of a body pillow... So I get to go to a prom and they get a hot date and everyone is impressed he got a really hot girl to cosplay as his waifu (Cos they don't know you shapeshifted) and go to prom with h... [Show full comment]

silly_goober 3 years ago
i hate that last sentence
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Bos187 10 years ago
It's only the prom itself, not what comes after. Also it didn't say how I have to behave while I'm there. I don't have to show any affection if I don't want to. *pushes button*

CounterTA 10 years ago
Yeah, since when are there Proms every month?

Timelypat 9 years ago
That still makes no sense
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the117doctor 9 years ago
I must, yeah, but that doesn't mean I don't run an epic business where I shapeshift into someone and hang out somewhere...AND GET PAID!

JamesKelly 9 years ago
Doesn't say you have to stay at the prom with them. Just drop them off and leave

KingJamesNine 9 years ago
The stereotypical internet user in my eyes is a normal person so no worries

Fedxftw 9 years ago
It"s not what you think it"s what the stereotype is

AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago
I'm already an internet addict, so I take myself as my waifu. LOOPHOLE

Venyos 8 years ago
ugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i do not want to go to prom ever, let alone every month also what happens if I don't take this guy to prom? Also, it said TAKE him to prom, not GO WITH him to the prom. I pick him up, he goes to prom alone, I leave.

StormyAnne 9 years ago
It doesn't say WHEN in the month. You could do it on the last day of one month and the first day of the next, then wait nearly two months and repeat on the last day of the third month and so and so. It"s like a loophole

FireWiz04 11 years ago
turn into a panda and call me ur waifu and make their dreams come true aswell as urs. i would become anime any day. á•™( * •Ì€ á—œ •́ * )á•— *turns into super hot girl (comes in anime!) and makes a boy's dream come true*

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago
Cringe. Anime is so cringe
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FireWiz04 11 years ago
i wish it were a real thing

FireWiz04 11 years ago
doesnt everyone wanna be anime? and have slaves who will do anything for you?

FireWiz04 11 years ago
so every month you become someone who is a hot anime girl who basicly has a male slave to do anything for you. who doesnt want to. its not the boobs that you'd want, its the high respect for you, plus ur anime, you can post it allover the internet and peop... [Show full comment]

SinonMercer 9 years ago
No it"s the weeaboos who killed earth. Not anime itself.
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painslut 11 years ago
Where's the downside?

Lapis Lazuli 11 years ago
But I can already shapeshift?

Alexander Edward Kristiansen 13 years ago
Shapeshift into a no internet symbol, they would run in fear.

Ian896 9 years ago
LOL

Timelypat 9 years ago
I didn't even know there was a stereotype for internet users.

AssHar 9 years ago
Neckbeards are quite popular.

DragonSniper384 10 years ago
ok ok firstly ill already transform into my waifu! secondly who cares its just a dance after the prom transform into whateva da fuq you want and scare the guy off lol

TableMadeOfCheese 5 years ago
I am trans and honestly, this sounds like a win both ways. I get to transition and I get to show off to everyone at a gathering that I'm hotter than them (or a child, ew).

Tovenaar 11 years ago
I would shift i something iligal so i can go home

Weebs 6 years ago
Oh yeah my crush is an otaku

amg 11 years ago
Hood thing that proms aren't a thing in the netherlands.

Noneofyour-Business 9 years ago
Pepper spray, a club, and a knife.

that fandom chick 12 years ago
SO MUCH WIN

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago
I'm an internet addict so we'll have something in common at least

Starly AJ 11 years ago
As long I can live out my dream as an Otherkin, it's fine with me.

MikeTheMexican 10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Tricky 10 years ago
Reported
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just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago
There are boys on this website. If it said waifu/husbando…

luizmiguel 11 years ago
Uhhh... *infinite "NO!" looping*

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
Then shape-shift into a dragon and eat them.

Caleb Visscher 13 years ago
shapeshift into someone you hate when you go to the prom. problem solved

Rat_Nuts 5 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE BABY

lilybell1210 11 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed... [Show full comment]

Lpop321 10 years ago
Shut The Hell Up

TroyCommandeur 9 years ago
sounds good

BoneyBrownie 10 years ago
worth it

lfwpanda8 11 years ago
Meh. YOLO i guess

Polgin 11 years ago
there isn't a prom every month soo...

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago
I"d do it

Furious Finch 10 years ago
Don't mind me, just gonna shape-shift into an androgynous superhuman for the rest of my free time and travel the world saving humanity from itself and purging the scum of the Earth.

AssHar 9 years ago
Yeah but then I become freakin deathwing and delete the world. Why? Because I can.

Zeke Ramirez 13 years ago
worth it I can make any 3 items into anything I want.... but I had to push the button for the next one. Totally worth it......

EnchancedEpic54 10 years ago
I will shape shift into black sans!

Raffaelo 4 years ago
Where is the downside?

JackAttackBabyBackRibs 11 years ago
Hell being able to make people's dreams come true is more important than the shapeshifting power.

Sentryz 11 years ago
We need more people like you.. my friend c:

Viraxor 6 years ago
meh i would be hatsune miku for the rest of my life and that"s great

lordofbore 11 years ago
Downside?

Konata-LS 9 years ago
I get to transform into Anime. Fuck everyone else and that just a single night. I'll deal with it.

SnowJohn 9 years ago
I am one

SnowJohn 9 years ago
-the wifu part

Sudokori 12 years ago
Go to the prom, dump them royally in front of everyone, and turn into a bird and fly away.
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