You can have all the video games, consoles, up to date PC parts you want, etc.
but
You are a fat neckbeard weaboo for the rest of your life.
I will not


minimegaman09010 months ago
nah bro i'd end up only using that pc to be a discord mod and shit

Jelc19457 years ago
Dumblewhore.

Atomicman9608 years ago
NOPE NOPE nope nope NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Sian Elizabeth Williams12 years ago
OH YES! Fat female Dumbledore!

Pokeplays091250wyptb4 years ago
kittenlover you suck a lot
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InvincibleDream8 years ago
This would be amazing but if you"re a weaboo...Well I"d rather KMS lol

Darien fraley9 years ago
I could just go to the gym

Oxymoronslayer8 years ago
If it was for the rest of your life then no matter what you do you wouldn't change love so you would be wasting your time trying

freemind9 years ago
work out

David Kohler12 years ago
Still no downsides :3

DomZ1279 years ago
It didnt say it's for free

Kyle Green12 years ago
I could deal with that. Pretty much already there lol.

Jessica Bruegl12 years ago
i get to have all the computer stuff AND i get to be a non-closet weaboo>!??!?!?!? SIGN ME UP!!!!

TechProRex8 years ago
Hey, at least we'll look like Notch

EarthPenguin8613 years ago
Just get surgery

BrookeBishop10 years ago
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Ace of spades8 years ago
screw that. I don't want to be a weaboo weirdo

GodDammitBilly9 years ago
I would style my beard to make it awsome id join a gym and snap out of my weaboo phase

Jaketron11 years ago
So I have all the things I could ever want, And a reason to not do anyhting else? HELL YEA

Roadrepellent9 years ago
I could live in VR as a fitness fanatic.

dat_button9 years ago
ay 3 weeks ago | Likes: 0 DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times....[Show full comment]

spie954 years ago
i wish to "speak" with the asshat who said being fat and having a neckbeard is being a weeaboo is a bad thing. THERES NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH BEING EITHER OF THOSE, PEOPLE DONT EVEN LOOK AT PERSONALITY ANYMORE

Bitrelrichie9 years ago
I could change my name to Alphys.

A button presser9 years ago
What's that I hear? Wait,there's something called "Exercise"? Yea,that's a thing.

LlamaDrama7 years ago
Weaboo XD

Bros_Before_Hoes!!!!9 years ago
I don't give a crap if im ugly i love video games XD

EpicGold9998 years ago
Not doing this πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ŽπŸΌπŸ˜ πŸ˜‘!!!

Serpentine Determination9 years ago
Umm no, I wanna be a lets player.....on YouTube..... BUT NO!!!

Jaxthejaguar8 years ago
Just shave and lose the weight

LawOfTheSeas9 years ago
So, all the stuff I would want in exchange for being the same as I am now?

Ilikefords4445554 years ago
Already am bro XD

Im_the_Doctor10 years ago
Easy I’ll just regenerate.

dat_button9 years ago
ay 3 weeks ago | Likes: 0 DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times....[Show full comment]

otakutrashllama9 years ago
You just gave me cancer

LoneDragon7 years ago
That"s basically the definition of all gamers, my dear friends

Carolynn_Kit9 years ago
I'm already kinda chuby, I don't know what neckbeard and weaboo means, SOOOO no downside :3

MrBagel7 years ago
A wat for the rest of my life

Ssunderp9 years ago
I DONT CARE I WANT ALL THEGAMES MUAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHHHAHHHHAAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CatSenpai9 years ago
Thats mah Goal ib life anyways

WilliamBergan3 years ago
At what cost does perfection cost, only your dignity

SUPERMYSTERY9 years ago
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TimeGoat8 years ago
Time to be Youtuber without face cam and never show myself to anyoun ever again.

XenoDroid4 years ago
Didn't say how fat. I kinda already am a bit. With a few to no extra pounds, a beard, and a heighted taste for a specific style of content, I don't think my life will be altered too heavily.

Mykael Creo10 years ago
You sound like a twelve-year-old with some grudge issues.

Life is a videogame8 years ago
Yeah but i can just whis all of this bullshit

dat_button9 years ago
Im desperate

HcorpseParty9 years ago
I can make cirurgy to not be fat and this is best than be a HIKIKOMORI or a AKIBA TAKESHI

Rizingr9 years ago
not how you spell weeaboo... also, how the hell is getting a neckbeard a bad thing. just become the next dumbledore or someone...

Troller33377 years ago
Not that bad

davidom 9 years ago
I could take that's

YODELINGPICKLEZ9 years ago
There is only one gender and fuck weaboos

Odogg675 years ago
FUCK YOU.
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PLOGZ9 years ago
Well u get gamersatisfaction but wouldn't be able to get gf so I pass on that she might broke her hand but thatl grow back

cybro9744 years ago
First of all I work out second of all I'm already this third of all I can't grow a beard.

inkredeble10 years ago
Doesn't state that its free so its already true except for the neckbeard, fat and weeaboo part. (unless thats actually how you are)

dat_button9 years ago
ay 3 weeks ago | Likes: 0 DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times....[Show full comment]
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