Will You Press The Button?

SneezingIdiot9 years ago

So my vision will be looser? No problem with that.

TJman4617 years ago

Yep

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jshaw717 years ago

Use some of the money to have your vision fixed?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

You can with robot EYES!!! :-D

kurtpelayo9 years ago

i'm a filipino and in philippines theres no ice or snow now whos rich now bitch

Spiriling6 years ago

Not you. You spelt Phillipino wrong.

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Elizabeth Cole12 years ago

or I could just... not go ice-skating.

YourFaithfulDude3 years ago

Nah.It"s a freaking ice skating accident,so maybe a ice skating dude will rush out and your vision go gg

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BreeB87 years ago

Dude, I live in Australia. The likelihood of me even seeing ice skates after pressing that button is real low.

miguelrod9 years ago

What if I never ice skate again

jkmc12058 years ago

How does THAT work?

Carlos Perez12 years ago

No one got the anchorman 2 reference?

piratesamurai6 years ago

i was going to say this

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Harley Harper12 years ago

Fund research to fix said vision. GGEZ.

Crow Claw11 years ago

Two words. Cybernetic Eyes.

Taels_memeslast year

ROBOTIC EYES COME TO ME

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

I'll learn echolocation...

Takananana7 years ago

Already can't see out of one eye so why not both then?

Azu_meow9 years ago

I choose my waifu's over rishes

Blackout-Button4 years ago

Florida here, I already have no vision... so so downsides

tomboy54549 years ago

I don't go ice skating anyway so no downside for me

Megara20169 years ago

Me too

fenix2509 years ago

I don't go ice skating anyways. Although I will donate a ton of money to cybernetics R&D just to be safe.

Angel_funbun8 years ago

No ice rinks around here

Tim Morris12 years ago

they just finished production of a bionic eye for the blind. this isnt even a real choice

ColeIsdaboss8 years ago

Ouch no.

_holly12310 years ago

Well I do love guide dogs

Loophole king9 years ago

No loophole It says "You WILL" (without the caps and sht)

Zane Taylor12 years ago

I don't Ice skate. Im fine

Paris4443077 years ago

I’m confused on how this would play out

yogmeister9 years ago

Didnt say anything about WHEN im in the accident

sonicj019 years ago

dont go ice skating

Timmy the trex 9 years ago

Then don't ice skate

sonicj019 years ago

i am never gonna go ice skating anyway it sucks imo

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Fedxftw8 years ago

There are glasses that cost aprox 100 million dollars which have high def cameras and are attached to your brain

Blahgirlson10 years ago

Well I won't ever go anywhere NEAR ice skating rinks. Not even roller rinks.

Dogecorgisavage7 years ago

I don’t skate

kinslayer9 years ago

as long as I have money

ArthurJamesGonzalez8 years ago

And be unable to watch porn or play video games? fuck that.

Owen Lightbringer Murray IV12 years ago

Eye surgery, BOOM.

ValeAnale3 years ago

Any reference to Michael Schumacher is casual

JaffaCakeGaming321 9 years ago

I WANT MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!;

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