you can have sex with one person of your choosing once per year
but
you can never masturbate ever again
I will not


Vaporeon9 years ago
They dont say that someone can't masturbate You

Dooderguy7 years ago
Or make a machine to do it
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bob_burgerlast year
15 9/11s

Starovoytovm.209 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE... OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THESE WORDS ARE BULLSHIT AND ARE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES!!!!!

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
just report those spammy assholes
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AlperMalper9 years ago
I masturbate daily so no.

Traptdemon3 years ago
TMI
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lol kid9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE... OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! THESE WORDS ARE BULLSHIT AND ARE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES!!!!!

Madisonthedog20078 years ago
STOP CUSING

DragonEXE8 years ago
Damn you"re weak

acaciatree9 years ago
Im coming. Andy biersack

Sophwiphwi9 years ago
Omg yesss he's awesome

LeviZuli8 years ago
What does masturbate mean?

Nico410547 years ago
If you dont know i think youre too young,sooo......be happy you dont know yet, you dont want to be disturbed yet
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Derpator968 years ago
So much disease from sex tho

brezlu9 years ago
Hello darkness my old friend...

Amazing Banana9 years ago
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EmeraldOutcast 9 years ago
I wanna post that but am on the app XD

blob41239 years ago
it doesnt say you cant have sex more than that one time. you just get to choose anybody you want that once. plus someone else can masturbate you. also technically if you shove a fleshlite in the wall and fuck it you arent masturbating yourself

jaythewolf4 years ago
true

tehhypergamer9 years ago
Who needs to masturbate when you fuck someone each year?

JohnTDK9 years ago
...and also they are not say anything about how long can we sex with them !!

Sebastian Salazar12 years ago
That would break up my virginity shield, so yes.

Rachel Siegel12 years ago
FUCKITY BYE NO THANKS!!!!!! also im a girl as well and look at me.

gabbo verde 9 years ago
She's like 10
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Blossom Arnold12 years ago
im a girl...

Ksteven8 years ago
I have a boyfriend
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Dylan Lacina12 years ago
I can have sex with 1 person anytime I want anyways. If you know what I'm saying. c;

ATinyTreeElf10 years ago
jensen ackles? i think yes

UnderstandablyIdiotic8 years ago
I'm surprised its 50/50

SansyTheSassySkeleton9 years ago
I don't masturbate so whatevs

Merilille9 years ago
There's never anything for us asexuals.

JohnTDK9 years ago
HOW DARE YOU TAKE MARK BEAUTIFULL FACE AS YOUR AVATAR !? @@

CiiiiTv9 years ago
i don't need either of that XD

XyloIsCoollast year
yes, cuz no fap also gives you benefits (reduce depression), u get to have sex once per year which will give you and your partner the best time of your life every year and you also saved all your spirm for that yearly moment so it makes it even better.

ICExBLOOD9 years ago
Screw that

1UP_Official7 years ago
I masturbate more.

firewaffle9 years ago
I can live with that.

ShiningComet22210 years ago
Not worth the wait

easternhillsmiddle9 years ago
S

Fireball10 years ago
I don't care about masterbation. win-win

KenWasHere218 years ago
It says I can have sex with a person of my choosing once a year. Does not say I can only have sex once a year.

Emil Philipp Krogh Ellitsgaard12 years ago
Tie :-O

Casual_Bongos8 years ago
no downside :3 i don't masturbate

Sydrad9 years ago
Uh. I like to relieve myself when I need to... Besides, I'd rather know that the person I'm making love to actually likes me and personally gave me permission to do it to them... Morals, learn them.

TateMalone4 years ago
its a win

n8thegr810 years ago
My question is what's stopping me from masturbating?

3ogdy8 years ago
Then let me empty my huge ball sack in your throat.

Nachuito9 years ago
Nothing i need

EssyEks8 years ago
I don't nasturbate to begin with. So I get good sex for a year.

Callum Walton9 years ago
That's fucking easy. I'd rather have a sex life rather than watch porn while beating the meat and Calling it a sex life.

therandomizer11 years ago
Goodbye virginity

zmatthews9 years ago
I'm masturbating right now

0000000010last year
What is it said?

Sophwiphwi9 years ago
There's no time limit

Gamity7 years ago
Ummmm. Wut doss fat mwean mwommy? Mom: Well fu-

Untedbear9 years ago
Make it last the whole year.

Toy94Chica10 years ago
whats wrong with these people??

easternhillsmiddle9 years ago
I already masterbate

AmadeusIam10 years ago
Must not fap.

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago
Nah. ._.

Baxter Dick12 years ago
o no i not do *cum spew on screen*
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