You're allowed to have as many children as you please, with no faults
but
Every time you do, someone else you know dies.
I will not


Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago
ppppffffffffffftt screw kids they're horrible

Sarah2024yaylast year
bruh then you hate past you (bc past you a kid) and if there were no kids and babies from the beggining you woudnt exist. and thats mean
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TheTrueBlueSonicFan9 years ago
Can I chose who does?

Hftvcbjjytafj4 years ago
I guess so
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melounya9 years ago
I...Don't want children ^^'

Harrypotteristrash4 years ago
Me too

danithedoommagnet9 years ago
i don't like kids but thanks anyways

Deadant1348 years ago
Isn't that a fault?

gkater8 years ago
I just want sex not children

Augusto Gonzalo Sanchez12 years ago
good, i dont want children

zhangfengtiao2 years ago
me,too
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Rizingr9 years ago
I know Justin Bieber... I know Donald Trump...

Trojan7z7VZX7 years ago
If you pressed the button I"d kill you!
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AlexanderWasserman7 years ago
How is it with no faults then?

ethan17 years ago
PRESS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ivegotnothing8 years ago
good, i know waaay too many assholes

ivegotnothing8 years ago
39.25 million

Jaraskur8 years ago
Chinese wrote this

Migdin18 years ago
I will have 0 children, no noone i know will die

SydneyKniskey8 years ago
were is the upside in this one

Cipher19 years ago
As many as I WANT. I don't want kids. All good.

BlazeSaber9 years ago
I dont want kids

MiaMayy79 years ago
I never wanted children... Nor will I ever.

Quilladin2069 years ago
I fucking hate children.

iifandomTrash9 years ago
1 kid is enough thanks

Tricky8 years ago
0 kids is enough

Stefan Salomonsen12 years ago
so... what's the upside?

Trixie4 years ago
You don’t have to go through the pain of birth. Your children are perfect and flawless and won’t break rules they’ll only do as their told.
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Mikhayla Conrad12 years ago
I don't like children...

Xenomorphboy3 years ago
I hate kids

BranHam9 years ago
Oh god no!

bowser29 years ago
children die. nyeh heh heh heh c:<

chonkeymonk3y12349 years ago
Yes, an old person with a disease dies. 2 birds, one stone

rc11245 years ago
Pressed yes... I know way too much people I don't like.....

scheuerman10 years ago
Can I retroactively have 0...?

luqhaqem9 years ago
do i pick who die coz there a bunch of person need to be dead

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
Kids are good for about 0.001 secends AND DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I AM A KID!!!!

Wes Lesley12 years ago
I would meet all the horrible people in the world AND FUCK LIKE CRAZY.

Rogem9 years ago
Sure, I'll just make sure to only know horrible people.

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
replace everyone you know and love with an army of children

venturiantboby9 years ago
OK it does not say I am not pick who I pick Kim jang un Justin beiber and Isis also Darth Vader so I can take his place and say Luke I am your father

Kate Woods9 years ago
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OblivionBringer8 years ago
What happens if I wish for the opposite of my wish?
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priate4 years ago
why would you have more then 3 kids ??

Himario10 years ago
Error 404 UPSIDE NOT FOUND.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
There is adoption

Instigator14210 years ago
Is there really a considerable upside? You still have to pay for and take care of them. Dead relatives and new liabilities, genius.

lizabean8 years ago
I love children but I can adopt

GoldenPug219 years ago
why?

Usernamesareoverrated7 years ago
Would "someone else you know" include the children? Just one of e"m drops dead in the waiting room while you"re giving birth and everyone"s all "ah shit, Jerry just died."

kgfgkfkgklast year
lose lose

redddit9 years ago
i dont even want to have babies1

SavagesAtWar9 years ago
Do I Get To Choose

Hannah-Kawaiiplier-Gurl8 years ago
Wait, can it be Donald J. Trump?

greyassasain9 years ago
I can already get children. I have a girlfriend.

Goldminer60004 years ago
What if you have like 1000000000 kids there will be a child uprising and all your friends will be dead

Clown_Of_Irony10 years ago
whats the upside???

joshua09999 years ago
This means you can have sex and raise an children

TendoTheGamer8 years ago
I would be Jonathon because he lasts longer. Probably let Jace help me get the demon blood gone by heveanly fire and Clary would probably use an irate if i asked nicely
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