Is everyone just gonna comment on Medusa? Sure her sisters didn't get the petrification, but you don't have the auto-defence hair. Whole thing screams Percy Jackson though (the dude that used a phone for a mirror and put sunglasses on her decapitated head).
Ultramarine19 days ago
Not the movies...
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bailybailybailybaily10 years ago
omg that actually sounds so cool...
Teacher: TAKE OFF YOUR SUNGLASSES NOW!!!
Me: FINE! *Fucking turns them to stone*
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Alex Gulakiw13 years ago
best defense ever. oh you wanna fight me bitch?! ok just let me take these sunglasses off.
Medusa was beautiful enough that Poseidon dated her, but because of the situation Athena cursed her so no mortal shall ever see her beauty and live, also turning her hair into poisonous snakes (some games/movies give her a snake tail).
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Scoop out own eyes, immediately melt them into piles of goo and get cybernetic eyes.
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Souñd Wâve13 years ago
So basically Medusa, but attractive? Hmm... nah...
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BaconHairWomanFur7 years ago
*closes eyes* CHEAT CODE NOT SMART MOTHA FUCKA ACTIVATED
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TheCreatorOfTheUniverse11 years ago
That means I'm Medusa?
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Stantonsmash33311 years ago
What if you look in a mireor???????
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Creeperkiller20008 years ago
So, Medusa?
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Zacattac11 years ago
i would rather turn them to ashes with my awesomeness
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Melite9 years ago
I"ve always wanted prescription sunglasses.
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I Ended Up in This Website11 years ago
Sex with sunglasses.
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bloppityblop10 years ago
just wear sunglasses.
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Laura Pettinger13 years ago
what is the point of beauty if it costs so much. and whos view of beauty are we using
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goku12345678910 years ago
So I would be a male medusa. Sweetness
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Kittengal5911 years ago
Sunglasses
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SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
sunglasses
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Random Arsenal fan10 years ago
Contact lenses
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Loopholez2358 years ago
Wear sunglasses and take them off when you are in a fight
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tdbechtel122311 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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CallAnAmbulam6 years ago
I'll be out here looking like Stevie Wonder
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Qbone11 years ago
So become medusa.YES!!!!!
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jws5150311 years ago
no school yes hahahah bitches
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Ryan Swadley13 years ago
wear goggles
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That-Norwegian-weirdo9 years ago
So basically I"d be a beautiful medusa without the snakes and all the "creepy" stuff????
Katt84169 years ago
i would say awesome stuff but that"s just me
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dahmanner11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five
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Jackisawsome77710 years ago
I already beautiful (ima guy btw)
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Beena Jackson13 years ago
I don't see a downside here.
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Edgy-lemon8 years ago
Do sunglasses help?
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Deeznuts2121wwe11 years ago
So I'm Medusa
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Kriv2 years ago
Wear sunglasses - problem solved 👌
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RakMuzguxD10 years ago
😂
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NiftyChibi8 years ago
What happens if you wear contacts? Direct eye contact would be broken, soooo...
TheOOOF6 years ago
Big brain
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TurnedIntoaDragon11 years ago
Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!
Smileyface7060811 years ago
I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!
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GhostKing6609 years ago
Downside?
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Slider456911 years ago
Wear sunglasses
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llots ffej11 years ago
Let's see if anyone will get this... "Look into my eyes and tell me what you see, the wickedness in you is the wickedness in me."
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HEBREWLEARNING10 years ago
Medusa
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Blahgirlson12 years ago
Use contact lenses specifically designed to completely cover my eyes entire visible surface, then put sunglasses on over that when it's sunny, for extra safety.
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Wannactanberrysprite5 years ago
Yes. Y e s. Y E S. Y E S.
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oldnotweak10 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is gonna be great. im gonna open a statue store
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