Will You Press The Button?

henrenzhenderenlast year

难道阻止它不也是一种工作吗？

NotABottom9 months ago

显而易见——你只需要出钱维护即可

uncleltr8 years ago

Why do I still use this website?

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Good question. I have no idea.

kiwiwashere9 years ago

Contradictory... Did they think this one through?? Like, 'You don't have to work! Ever! Except for that little thing WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OTHERWISE EVERYONE DIES.'

NewWorldOrder1017 years ago

Don't do drugs!

Goomba9 years ago

"you can have free time" "doing that will take all your life"

JustThatFangirl9 years ago

So basically... You get free time but you have to work your entire life. You don't have to work but you have to work at the space program. Whaaaat??

Justin Newton-Demary12 years ago

contradictions so many contradictions

happylego919 years ago

you get free time so you can work?

Jeanne Richard12 years ago

So you get to not work so you can work?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Hire ppl to work for u. SAVAGE!!!

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Winchent7 years ago

You'll never have to work again, but you have to work your whole life? What moron wrote this?

Z_Emruld7 years ago

I would save humanity,become a hero and woman of the decades

alishawish20027 years ago

What happened with "free time."

Jacob Wright12 years ago

According to this, the D20 will not hit earth until the moment you die, as it will apparently take all your life to track it. Quite a ways off. I think I would rather Inform someone far more qualified than myself to track it, like NASA, and fund them with ...[Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

SAVAGE!!!

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KenWasHere218 years ago

“you have free time" “you have to track d20 your entire life"

FurryFluffer8 years ago

A d20. Just make it hit with the 1 up. It wont do damage to anything but itself

Scarlet The Fox8 years ago

what

george14759 years ago

da fuck is d20?

-_Tardis_-9 years ago

It really doesn't make sense Bad dilemma.

Rob Anybody9 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Rob Anybody9 years ago

What the fuck were they trying to say?

Filip Awsum GolÃ¡Åˆ12 years ago

someone who made this must have been higher then mount everest

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

According to him, on an aasteroid. SAVAGE!!!

Ripken Herrera12 years ago

Contradictions everywhere

ThisUsernameIsTaken9 years ago

Well you still get free time, and if you have unlimited money, just nuke the D20 20 times, and your golden

IncognitoMan5 years ago

Because of you will always have money, spend it to stop the d20.

amycue1009 years ago

I will be a hero

tc5910928 years ago

thats work bitch

Thet Win12 years ago

Ends up the d20 can be controlled with your ipad, or you use the money to simultaneously create a programme to automatically readjust trajectory.

Sahara9 years ago

I never have to work, but I have to operate a space program... sounds like work to me.

ChickenSky8 years ago

What"s a D20? Is that a 20-sided die?

ChickenSky8 years ago

Also, this reminds me of a time when my friend got a giant, foam, 20-sided die, and said, "If I roll a 20 we all die." Then, he rolled a 20. True story. Maybe this is happening as a consequence of his rolling that 20?

Deathstroke is better9 years ago

Don't see a down side, free money, and space lazers. win-win

MatthewCooper8 years ago

Wha?

WhatsTheDownsideHere2 years ago

Is that not just having a job anyways????

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

I see no downside... SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE IS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!

ValerieParker7 years ago

That downside sounds a lot like work. Hmm....

CoralCorral2110 years ago

Isn't that work, though?

The_spirit_of_spooktober4 years ago

Who the fuck makes die that big?!

ProBro697 years ago

i didn't press cause TOO MUCH SENTECES

Star7810 years ago

well then how the crap is that not work

DawnDown9 years ago

Sooo, what's the essence of having free time XD if a goddamn asteroid is going to crash on our planet XD

Darkgnaw8 years ago

Explosives

Sydney Fein12 years ago

I hit the button, and I don't know what it means... I'm done here...

TheRussianDead9 years ago

idk what this means XDD

TheRagingBoner_696 years ago

Wtf?!

Wannabe9 years ago

ok wtf the person who made this has no free time to get some common sense

KatFelini10 months ago

You never have to work again.. but you have to work the remainder of your life

Fernwehweh9 years ago

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GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago

I pressed it foe mu freinds

BlueExorcist10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Aphrodite8 years ago

It just said we don't have to work any more

nicepokeman10 years ago

I'll take long week long breaks

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