Will You Press The Button?

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease 9 years ago

I"M THE HUMAN SPONGE

Elinor 9 years ago

I'm probably already going to get cancer (since it runs in my family) so I"d be fine with taking others if necessary

chineseboy 2 years ago

Keep live

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Liam Hoe 13 years ago

But if i cure my cancer will that mean i get cancer again? because someone just got cured, me

Aokiri 3 years ago

niu bi

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RedVexeD 10 years ago

No. And there are already several viable "cures" that keep getting their funding removed or swept under the rug because it would kill an entire section of the pharma and medical industries income. Cancer is profitable. :|

Verysmartpersom 9 months ago

Say it with me now: FUCK THE SYSTEM

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Toothbanger 8 years ago

I could cure my cancer back

DakotaGore 8 years ago

Can I do it like right before I die

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg 9 years ago

There allready is a cure for cancer

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Idiot

Emily Van Leeuwen 13 years ago

Think about it, everyone in the world is cured at the expense of one person. Totally worth it

koolguy 6 years ago

agreed

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ClipClop 9 years ago

I'll Sacrifice to save Many People

Adrianne_DeForest 9 years ago

Yes, I'm willing to suffer for all those people. I"d just be like, "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL."

Hannah Tetuan 13 years ago

So, then you die from all the cancer, then what? People can still be cured, right?

CaptinGamer 11 years ago

Your dead body would collect the cancer.

Tayla McFarlane 13 years ago

56% of people are selfish.

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

My life has more value than anyone else"s, heck I don't even know if you"re conscious... Why would I sacrifice my existence for people I don't know? I wouldn't expect a stranger to save me at the cost of their own life. My life is everything I own and unle... [Show full comment]

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Tristan Carr 13 years ago

But wait, there's a cure for cancer. Even the ones you obtain. -Betty

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago

Really only 43 percent pressed this? If you have a cure for cancer just keep drinking it yourself and you are healing others...

Pandaman_5 8 years ago

If you drink the cure you will just be receiving your cancer again

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Anonamoose_pvpz 11 years ago

F*ck the other 50% who didn't press, bakas

Gregottorry 8 years ago

Show the cure just before you die

Rich3yy 11 years ago

Guys, if you cure youself you get cancer again so yeah...

KilljoyandPhangirl 9 years ago

But I could get cured

Fuzzy duck 11 years ago

I am ashamed of 55% of humanity....

Brady the awesome guy 11 years ago

Hey I heard you have cancer so I put a cancer in a cancer

juliabruhman 10 years ago

sacrifice

GuppiApfelJLT 4 years ago

If I die will there still be cancer growing in my corpse?

Zacattac 11 years ago

if its ok with you ima gonna just die before i get their cancer so my dead body can have it all. ;)

FoxyGamer 9 years ago

But if youre dead you wint feel the cancer anymore but people still get cured!

Aerrohero300 12 years ago

Good, cancer should live forever. Imagine what would happen of nothing controlled our population. The world would fill up with people, then get lost I'm war.

Zoroaster 6 years ago

Let’s be honest ;)

AlyssaIvanov 11 years ago

Lets be honest here... Every single human in the world in this situation will choose to have no cancer. It's better if someone has it and you don't have it, right? And don't tell me that it's selfish or something like that, becouse it's just being human. Humans are selfish.

Thomas McCubbins 13 years ago

youd only cure like 5 ppl before u died

SilentCobra 10 years ago

I can just cure myself. *presses button*

Sletitrocks 11 years ago

I got it: I will wait 'till I'm gonna die in two minutes and press the button. Then, I will already be dead and get cancer but I won't care.

flash-gnash 8 years ago

Take all the cancer in the world into one finger or you"re, amputate that appendage and hey presto cancer is cured worldwide

cute_kitten_120 11 years ago

The cure is made so you could just cure yourself and no one else would get cancer.

XxFriendlyFurnitureXx 2 years ago

Downside? I already got aids.

Zombiebarf 11 years ago

Then I die and just get infinite cancer as a dead body

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

I could just cure myself of the cancer, so not really that much of a downside.

Zz'L 10 years ago

How do we downvote stupidnahit like this

Xx_MLG_Pro_420_360_666_xX 11 years ago

so the question basically asks "are you willing to die for millions of people?" 52% of people are monsters

Bolten78 9 years ago

Selfish bastards on this website

Will Reynolds 13 years ago

the world would be highly overpopulated

M7a7t7t7 10 years ago

Well what if you died. Then would i just get cancer while I'm dead.

Yaboizackie_32 5 years ago

I take from them what I give to myself which I can cure

Neonboy04 9 years ago

i"d be a hero!

..Alainiak.. 11 years ago

Yay more PEOPLE pressed it!

mr.mime 11 years ago

The world matters more than me

bomberman1218 11 years ago

I I'll make the ultimate sacrifice for humanity, just like Jesus. If you have a problem with that, take it up with someone who cares.

Come-to-the-dark-side 10 years ago

If I die how do I still get the cancer,so I get to be immortal too

YaBoiCheema 9 years ago

i get cured of cancer when i get cancer

asdfgawc1 12 years ago

bit overkill

stride1313 10 years ago

So, you'd end up with Omega Cancer... Which is immediately rendered pointless when you just give yourself the cure

Squishybruh888 4 years ago

Just cure yourself

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