Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

So you get a monkey paw...

SuperBlueSheep9 years ago

This sheep will destroy the genie

Migdin18 years ago

SHEEP PLZ DESTRUY GENJI!!!

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GangsternauwL8 years ago

I wanna be as poor AF, wanna get the ugliest and gayest guy as partner and gods sake dont gimme extremely useful powers

Joseph_Andreislast year

You had all that before you pressed the button

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DragonSlayer9.09 years ago

1:I wish you wouldn't use my wishes against 2:I wish I could wish for infinite wishes 3: I wish for infinite wishes.

GoldenGraze8 years ago

Smarts

MeseeksandDestroy9 years ago

Guys you're misinterpretting the question. The genie doesn't do the opposite of what you say, he does what you say but he does it in a manner that hurts you. Example: you wish to be the richest person in the world, so he kills every person in the world exc...[Show full comment]

RNGvideoinator3 years ago

So basically, say something like, “I would like to be the best runner,” then maybe would make all runners very, very weak, or just destroy the top half of your body, and make you faster. You need to be VERY specific with your with wishes.

BadPeter75674 years ago

You could just be extremely specific to the point where he can't use it against you.

JimiTTB9 years ago

Wish number one. "I wish you would keep using your wishes against me"

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

So the genie does. Because that wish is against you. Congratulations, you wasted a wish.

BloodHunter1657 years ago

Sooo if i ask for a blowjob...this is a win win situation? OR....will i get 2 blowjobs🤔🤔

NHLic9 years ago

Genie, be my bitch. Either way I'm satisfied XD

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

…wait.

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TheHumanFlintFun7 years ago

If it said "The genie will use the wishes against the user" You could have given it to someone you hate

ShawnLaney7 years ago

It actually says "you use". So their wishes don't get used against them. Lol

C7 years ago

1.Sell the lamp to your enemy 2.Use money to buy popcorn 3.Get lounge chair 4.Sit back and watch

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

The wishes are used against YOU. For example, if the enemy wishes for a million dollars, then as much of it as possible is taken from your bank account, but if you don’t have enough, then you become in debt by the mafia.

Greatcat8 years ago

Just never wish and you get a free lamp.

Info-Chan9 years ago

So say this: "I wish i didn't have a millon dollars!" Genine dose the oppistit.

jayplayz7 years ago

Hehehehehehehe *nose starts bleeding* *wipes nose with back of hand* *sees hand* fuck

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Bloodandashes8 years ago

This is technically how genies are supposed to work, but Disney"s Aladdin made people think that genies are fairer than they are

Bloodandashes8 years ago

Holy crap that"s amazing! Gg

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XploitzZ8 years ago

If the genie uses whatever you wish against you, what""s the point of wishing?

cubeGET9 years ago

Everyone thinks it means he'll do the opposite. Its saying that he'll grant your wish but in a way you wouldn't like. For example if you wish for "some peace and quiet" he might kill your family or something. Or if you wish for one thousand dollars he'll f...[Show full comment]

NiftyChibi7 years ago

I pressed it, and the reason why is because you don't have to make a wish. You get a genie lamp, but you could just give the lamp to someone else who doesn't have the downside.

Josiah Sundance Walker12 years ago

"I wish for the downfall of humanity!" > Genie has humanity grow and prosper >veddygud.jpg

OtterMemez8 years ago

Why would you want humanity to grow there"s way too many of us already so that would be fucking stupid

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Samoht-857 years ago

Why 37% pressed?

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Because you get a genie. Even if the genie would use the wishes against you, you should just simply not wish for anything. Instead, have someone else wish the three wishes. It never said the genie was limited to granting wishes only for you.

Jellax-Jedi8 years ago

Genie, I wish you were an ordinary human being with no powers and are morbidly obese!

PenguinsxRxkewl8 years ago

It doesn't say some one else cant use the wishes for you benefit

Greatcat8 years ago

I wish the button I pressed to summon the genie had the downside of: the genie grants infinite wishes and does not want to hinder you in any way.

Troy-n-Sam8 years ago

1) I wish for my wishes to be turned against me from now on (this means my wishes will not be turned on but the one I just wished Will) 2) I wish I could wish for infinite wishes. 3) I wish for infinite wishes.

AlVal4 years ago

They’ll just screw you over by doing something like “you get unlimited wishes but they have to be detrimental” because you just wished for that. The wish of having bad wishes is already turned against you so you’ll just get exactly what you asked for, bad wishes.

EternalRoses8 years ago

How much do you think you could sell that for? :3

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

As a voodoo doll of you crossed with a genie? …hmm… I’m offering $20!

John VunderDog9 years ago

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thatshortkid659 years ago

1. I don't want you to be able to give me unlimited whishes 2. I don't want unlimited wishes.

David Anderson12 years ago

So if I wish for a million dollars, he would probably drown me in pennies. Happy thoughts.

jayplayz7 years ago

Vavakx I wub ur pic sooooo vury much Asriel Dreemurr is fucking adorable

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Trevor Hicks12 years ago

First wish: I wish for you to not turn my wishes against me.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

“Granted. I will no longer turn any granted wishes against you.” “Okay, for my second wish—“ “Ap-bup-bup-bup! Who said anything about granting any more wishes?”

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ResearcherConwell7 years ago

Just re-word it.

Fredde Schmirnoff SjÃ¶qvist12 years ago

I wish I was poor, ugly and never found tru love, Your move Genie

ThatCoolGirl8 years ago

What if you ask to be poor and ugly?

Watermelonman8 years ago

Then it happens

xtremechickenfarmer9 years ago

Just wish opposite of what you want

Caribou3 years ago

I see this as you would make a bunch of negative wishes. Since I wouldn't, the genie "using them against me" would not be a bad thing.

PuePop9 years ago

I just want the genie lamp... no wishes here... õ-õ

slavion20208 years ago

then you could just say the complete opposite of what you want...

MastermindOfTrouble5 years ago

I wish for super slowness.

Piratewaffle4310 years ago

Only if their sexual wishes. Of the sexual variety.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

I think he just uses criticism.

Theguywhoknows9 years ago

*throws lamp*

Baughg18 years ago

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kingderp9 years ago

be super specific

Cutely_Cool7 years ago

Wish for the opposite of what I want

BaronPaprika11 years ago

just do anti-wishes: i wish you'd take $1mil away from me!

K.i.r_RAN9 months ago

HAIL 2 YOU IT'S THE STAND "JUDGEMENT"

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago

I wish you won't ever not give me a consequence

skyleigh7 years ago

you can do anything

Oldiron_799 years ago

Duh, just bribe the Genie and make your first wish that the genie gets to be free from his lamp and being bound to giving annoying people wishes upon completion of your 3 with out trying to use them against me.

Bradinator3434 years ago

I"d rather have wishes that work... If I wish comes true for me it goes wrong anywayso I already have that technically...

XsnowfurX9 years ago

you can use them against genie

AbsolutelyPathethiccAndVeryDisappointingFailureWhoLikesCatsMoreThanDogs0112358137 years ago

I wish to die *becomes immortal* Goddamnit

EternalMonologue10 years ago

1. I wish you wouldn't use my wishes against me 2. I wish for more 100 more genies that I can summon and unsummon at will 3. I wish for those genies to not use my wishes against me I found a loophole for the, "You can't wish for more wishes!" rule! Wish for more genies!

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