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You are Gordon Freeman
but
The apocalypse in the Half-Life series happens in five years.
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Maharid 11 months ago
Two cons.

hotgame102 11 years ago
At least I can see Half-Life 3

LittleKitten 4 years ago
Aperture beats the aliens.
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Hidden 10 years ago
why would I want to be Gordon Freeman?

soul_seeker 6 years ago
gordon ramsey and morgan freeman had a baby
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Geeky_Geecko 9 years ago
I'm gonna be at Aperture Science Laboratories. Rather be in there than fighting aliens on the surface, even though there is a giant psychotic robot, it"s better than zombies/aliens. . .

TGPaddy 9 years ago
I agree although we don't get any cake

1999 10 years ago
It"s Morgan Freeman

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago
do you mean MORGAN freeman?

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago
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ButtonMasher420 10 years ago
GORDON FREEMAN IS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME CHARACTER.

Memer283882828 6 years ago
Mr fuckface
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ButtonMasher420 10 years ago
There"s a secret extra upside. You don't have to wait years for Half-Life 3.

ScorpionloverXx 332 11 years ago
Again don't play Half life.

Ishthe1AThome 8 years ago
Thanks to walking dead. We as viewers know how to solve that one

Cheetahgirl 9 years ago
AND DAS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

sewell 9 years ago
why the fuck do I don't watch these fucking shows

IDONTKNOWiWILLPRESS 10 years ago
Why i want to be Gordon Freeman?I Dont want to DIE.:))))

Petr12390 10 years ago
Hell yeah

Crunchy Peanut Butter 10 years ago
Fuck u fuckers suck my big fat left nut and dick so hard

Agent_Waffle 9 years ago
What the actual fuck?

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago
I'm a dumb fuck- idk who Gordan Freeman is... I wish I was like the modern day society.

deathburn55 11 years ago
Do you mean Morgan freeman?

coledawg 11 years ago
Grammar confirmed

Jeremy Richardson 13 years ago
What's the point of becoming Freeman if the apocalypse DOESN'T happen?

YoshiRulz101 11 years ago
Whos Gordon Freeman?

TGergo 11 years ago
He is the main caracter of the Half Life series.

Rebekah4197 10 years ago
I don't even know what this is...

tuckso67 2 years ago
Worth it

Jakipooh 10 years ago
Hell ya. I get a fucking HEV Suit, the thing that makes you run like 50mph?

Fairyqueen03 11 years ago
I don't understand either one

Hidden 10 years ago
why would I want to be Gordon Freeman?

BigBoom1202 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

abcx 9 years ago
I neither want to live through a zombie apocalypse nor look like doctor house, so... No.

mudafuckingdickhead 11 years ago
gordon freeman is a stupid dick

katbug3131 11 years ago
Whodlem

Green_bean 5 years ago
I know it"s going to happen so I plan

afanboyofmanythings 10 years ago
who is that

Raphael Khan 13 years ago
Gentlemen, today we are canceling the apocalypse

Bubbybob 9 years ago
Not seeing the upside. I got to be a mute and the apocalypse happens. If I don't press the button neither of those things happen so why would I press it

fantasy 11 years ago
Hello

dommy246 11 years ago
no just no i dont want people to become zambies or whatever

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
I looked up Gordon Freeman and he is a fictional character and protagonist of the half life video game series. So for anyone who loves half life, It is a win win.

ldshadowfan468 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
tօɖǟʏ'ֆ ʄʀɨɖǟʏ

Superman1938 last year
No why would I want the apocalypse to happen

Spent Parch 10 years ago
BUT IM GORDON FREEMAN

Michalb2 9 years ago
Whos Gordon freeman?

thatotakugirl 12 years ago
Morgan Freeman, assface.

Button-Pusher 888 11 years ago
who is gordan freeman? im ten dude i dont know this stuff

CurtisMarauder 10 years ago
This app is 17+, dude. Don't you have anything better to do?

Vishal Bharadwaj 13 years ago
...

catattack64 9 years ago
And then I can narrate the Apocalypse

SourBlue 11 years ago
that is the dumbest thing you could do

Mikebot 10 years ago
Is that not why we are Gordan freeman?

chase102204 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

End3rc0re 5 years ago
i don't even know what half life is but i don't wanna be gordan freeman

Minabrine 12 years ago
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AlyciaMezquita 9 years ago
whos gordan freeman?

BlazingBlaziken 11 years ago
A different button gave me a dragon so, BRING IT ON ZOMBIES!

DarkOverlord2 9 years ago
I don't know who that is
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