You get to have sex with the hottest person of your choosing
but
they will not move, make any sound, and make no facial expression during sex
I will not

Rosaline 2 years ago
I don't care, it will be my sex toy 😏!

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
No, no, no... It's just called having the one you love the most tied up in your basement asleep while knowing that person hates you and thinks that you are a pervert! HAHAHAHAHAAA. BTW I'M NOT CRAZY AT ALL YOU IDIOTS!!!!

breadcatreal 5 months ago
This aged like poop
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ClareWhite 11 years ago
I don't know why everyone likes sex, it is actually a piece of shit that serves no purpose. Hi, I'm asexual.

kobold 4 years ago
Reproduction
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Primeval13 11 years ago
So having sex with Victoria Beckham?

BabyWooWoo 6 years ago
yahhh

AuroraCummings 10 years ago
Isn't that rape, technically?

amii 2 years ago
maybe they consent beforehand?
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SmokeSaibot 10 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Imagination ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

cheesegal 6 years ago
With this wish I can make a fictional character come to life, and they'll probably act normal while not having sex.

TheGamePIN 9 years ago
Yet again asexual so don't give a ....

dankmemes101 9 years ago
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DragonEXE 9 years ago
EXTRA THICC

SSJ3Adean 11 years ago
Where's the fun in that?

Cristy312 9 years ago
Hate sex

dankmemes101 9 years ago
I mean we as in me and Cristy312. I thought that was obvious.
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Makes von Hinten 13 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex :P

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen 4 years ago
Same yo
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Arandomfurry 6 years ago
I’m too young, so no.

shipqueen28 9 years ago
How many of these questions make me hide in my Corner of Asexuality?

WBGrock 9 years ago
So.... basically a custom realdoll..

bobthebogan 9 years ago
but its alive

JMAS 9 years ago
When you"re asexual...

Loppylolly890 9 years ago
I'm ace af so...

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

Zacharius 7 years ago
No! If I'm having sex with someone, I want them to feel pleasure, too!

KotaCy 10 years ago
All these sex-related questions are just like :)))))))) no thanks because as an aro ace I can assure you that"s not happening anytime soon either way.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas... [Show full comment]

unnamed man 11 years ago
Not losing anything soo

Kévin Willem 13 years ago
it's call necrophilia ...

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
That"s only with dead people, mannequins on the other hand are a different story.
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sarahrubbish 9 years ago
Necrophilia?

Beky 10 years ago
having sex with Shawn Mendes or Charlie puth or even my crush?! sweet!

Michael Bay 11 years ago
two and a half men... thats ok for me

Poesay 10 years ago
It's not the same when they don't seem alive.

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen 4 years ago
That

McTreevil 11 years ago
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asgermand 6 years ago
underage gang

Joey44 9 years ago
From behind, and you'll notice it less

Michael Demiurgos 10 years ago
sooooo. who cares,

uncleltr 10 years ago
So you pretty much own a body pillow.

SummerBlank 11 years ago
I smell masoquist sex suits on that downside...

Fudge 8 years ago
boring

BIG AL8225 11 years ago
who even made this gross stuff anyway?

dogman21 3 years ago
man and the?!

Random77 11 years ago
That is no creepy...

Taranis 11 years ago
that just takes all the fun out of it

MettatonEX83 10 years ago
dammit

Chickenwafflez 9 years ago
Doesn't mean it wasn't good

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan 13 years ago
wait is it rape or do they want to have sex?

daniella 10 years ago
I want the to feel pain and I want to see their expression

Dark22 6 years ago
so a sex doll for free? wtf man i have lost faith in humanity

CommanderLuna 11 years ago
Just imagine them making this face, forever: https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/2rc61b/this_superman_head_is_some_uncanny_valley_creepy/

YourPalKathleen 10 years ago
So you're basically fucking a corpse.

Thedirptank 7 years ago
So my sister chained in my basement

12tearoldboy 6 years ago
Why do you assume she"s chained and you didn't just paralyse her

Primeval13 11 years ago
Does this mean to make up for the lack of sexual energy they would have a great personality?

Oldiron_79 9 years ago
So they are basically a real doll

ImpossibleZ 11 years ago
Free sex puppet lol

ThLostProphet 11 years ago
But does it have pusspuss?

melamond 10 years ago
I could bang my dream girl #LGBT
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