Will You Press The Button?

Rosaline8 months ago

I don't care, it will be my sex toy 😏!

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

No, no, no... It's just called having the one you love the most tied up in your basement asleep while knowing that person hates you and thinks that you are a pervert! HAHAHAHAHAAA. BTW I'M NOT CRAZY AT ALL YOU IDIOTS!!!!

ShadeGamerlast year

You ARE crazy tho

Load more replies

ClareWhite9 years ago

I don't know why everyone likes sex, it is actually a piece of shit that serves no purpose. Hi, I'm asexual.

kobold2 years ago

Reproduction

Load more replies

Primeval139 years ago

So having sex with Victoria Beckham?

BabyWooWoo4 years ago

yahhh

AuroraCummings8 years ago

Isn't that rape, technically?

amii7 months ago

maybe they consent beforehand?

Load more replies

cheesegal5 years ago

With this wish I can make a fictional character come to life, and they'll probably act normal while not having sex.

SmokeSaibot8 years ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Imagination ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TheGamePIN8 years ago

Yet again asexual so don't give a ....

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

DragonEXE8 years ago

EXTRA THICC

Cristy3128 years ago

Hate sex

dankmemes1018 years ago

I mean we as in me and Cristy312. I thought that was obvious.

Load more replies

Arandomfurry4 years ago

I’m too young, so no.

SSJ3Adean9 years ago

Where's the fun in that?

shipqueen287 years ago

How many of these questions make me hide in my Corner of Asexuality?

Zacharius5 years ago

No! If I'm having sex with someone, I want them to feel pleasure, too!

JMAS8 years ago

When you"re asexual...

Loppylolly8908 years ago

I'm ace af so...

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

Makes von Hinten12 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex :P

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen3 years ago

Same yo

Load more replies

KotaCy8 years ago

All these sex-related questions are just like :)))))))) no thanks because as an aro ace I can assure you that"s not happening anytime soon either way.

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

unnamed man9 years ago

Not losing anything soo

KÃ©vin Willem12 years ago

it's call necrophilia ...

ThePaulDude4 years ago

That"s only with dead people, mannequins on the other hand are a different story.

Load more replies

WBGrock8 years ago

So.... basically a custom realdoll..

bobthebogan8 years ago

but its alive

sarahrubbish8 years ago

Necrophilia?

Beky8 years ago

having sex with Shawn Mendes or Charlie puth or even my crush?! sweet!

Michael Bay9 years ago

two and a half men... thats ok for me

uncleltr8 years ago

So you pretty much own a body pillow.

SummerBlank9 years ago

I smell masoquist sex suits on that downside...

Fudge7 years ago

boring

BIG AL82259 years ago

who even made this gross stuff anyway?

dogman21last year

man and the?!

Random779 years ago

That is no creepy...

Taranis9 years ago

that just takes all the fun out of it

MettatonEX838 years ago

dammit

Chickenwafflez8 years ago

Doesn't mean it wasn't good

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago

wait is it rape or do they want to have sex?

daniella9 years ago

I want the to feel pain and I want to see their expression

Dark224 years ago

so a sex doll for free? wtf man i have lost faith in humanity

CommanderLuna9 years ago

Just imagine them making this face, forever: https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/2rc61b/this_superman_head_is_some_uncanny_valley_creepy/

YourPalKathleen9 years ago

So you're basically fucking a corpse.

Thedirptank5 years ago

So my sister chained in my basement

12tearoldboy5 years ago

Why do you assume she"s chained and you didn't just paralyse her

Primeval139 years ago

Does this mean to make up for the lack of sexual energy they would have a great personality?

Oldiron_797 years ago

So they are basically a real doll

ImpossibleZ9 years ago

Free sex puppet lol

ThLostProphet9 years ago

But does it have pusspuss?

WeirdKid_2110 years ago

So its like rape of they're asleep

melamond8 years ago

I could bang my dream girl #LGBT

cat1753 years ago

so a living sex doll

SnaiLords9 years ago

I'm an asexual

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago

I'm gonna fuck Beyoncé

bobthebogan8 years ago

ya mum sounds about right

Boblahblah9 years ago

Same

Demonicbrit4 years ago

So rape

Notifications

206 Comments

Login or register to comment