You can drink poison and your body stores it in your eyeballs to squirt at people
but
you instantly become known around the world as a criminal.
I will not

LittleHeizi 2 years ago
You need to ingest poison so for it to just squirt out of your eyes wouldn't matter unless they catch it in their mouth. It would need to be venom i think. Not sure though

Maharid last year
No thanks? O_O

Sudokori 12 years ago
Known as a the only criminal in the world without a criminal record. Kinda cool when you think about it.

LittleHeizi 2 years ago
True, didnt think about it like that

StraightOuttaMewni 10 years ago
Me:Hiya! Racists:Ugly black thing!! Me:*Squirts poison* Me:Have a nice day!

xSodium 11 years ago
This is stupid, why would you ever want poison stored in your eyeball..

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh 8 years ago
Why would you not?
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Terabyte 5 years ago
depending on who you are, this either has no upsides or no downsides

Achillesoncestood 2 years ago
I don't know tbh

Alexis McCann 12 years ago
so what exactly is the downside??

autocar66 10 years ago
Dont see it eighter :P
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Bushra Khan 13 years ago
HELL YEAH

BuzzyBoi203 6 years ago
Imagine getting lectured by a kared then you squirt poison at them
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SoufsButtonBashing 9 years ago
Even now,world in anarchy.....because of me , WHERES IS YOUR BATMAN NOW

wowza48 9 years ago
So... I"d be Dr Mcninja"s dad?

derpisthebestweapon 11 years ago
so your basically Justin bieber to the elder-lies?

Xchynf420 11 years ago
you could be like the horned lizard!!!!!

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago
THE COPS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH

Laurenl0429 12 years ago
Why the hell would I want to squirt poison out of my eyeballs?

Caelantree 8 years ago
squirt it at the people you hate

Gareth Battersby 13 years ago
as well I should, I'm squirting poison at people with my eyes

oldnotweak 10 years ago
you still gotta PROVE IT, BITCHES!

FormalEnderman10 last year
I already drink poison, but shooting it from my eyes? That's taking it to a whole nother level.

Crazykrab 11 years ago
what if you are a criminal for stealing candy or something

GaelLara 9 years ago
i will kill my worst enemy >:)

ninjatiger 12 years ago
Gross

biggie0cheese 5 years ago
YES

devilsadvocate689 11 years ago
I wonder why

Con 9 years ago
Fake crying mercury to fuck up people"s skin. Nice

Tracy Ann Hook 13 years ago
Of course

afanboyofmanythings 10 years ago
worst super villain EVER

l0l_pyshc1c 9 years ago
I will make period jokes every time I squirter someone

MabelShy 11 years ago
And then kill the people who said that :D

The_game 8 years ago
i get to be a real life super villain gotta make a name now like Venom-Blast...yes...yes REMEMBER THIS DAY IT WAS NOW THAT VENOM BLAST WAS BORN *squirts poison*....i had waay to much fun writing this

minibotas 11 years ago
...but if you used for good? like poison with a non-harmous poison to a dangerous band's leader for the police they won't recognize you as a criminal...right?

WingnutIII 9 years ago
I can just drink anti-freeze and I’ll never need to go home to get anymore

smsff7 11 years ago
Not worth it

Humanity-is-fd-up-bo 10 years ago
I live in America so I am innocent till proven guilty and I didn't do anything so there"s no proof HA I WIN

The Camel King 12 years ago
why would i want that?

Hot_Pansexual 10 years ago
Well, I'm already wanted in 16 countries, so this won't be much of a difference.

SkateBoard__Phighting 3 years ago
new dc villain

Krinklefry 11 years ago
Why the hell would anyone want to push the button

Arachnaut 10 years ago
ILL DESTROY THE COPS WITH MY POISON

BuddyUnknown072 6 years ago
HELL YEAH!!! COUNT ME IN!!

WolfenShadow 11 years ago
Why did 800+ people press the button?

tenevod 9 years ago
\_(^_^)_/ о_о (^ ^)

Eleven-x 8 years ago
Well I always wanted to be the bad guy.

homer22422 11 years ago
What the?

Guy Who Watches Slenderman 10 years ago
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS: http://willyoupressthebutton.com/396101/

cadikai 11 years ago
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Duckyface 11 years ago
please, just stop. CREATE YOUR OWN F*CKING SPAM SITE AND SPAM ON THAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT

luna 12 years ago
Pfffft everybody already thinks in a criminal T-T

cpmaster 10 years ago
thats weird

blackmaw last year
it doesn't matter. i don't think someone's coming to poison me 😭

420 blaz 11 years ago
my eye would hurt from all the poison

Anabeth360 9 years ago
Why wouldn’t you want to be know as a criminal for having acid eyes

NightOwl234 10 years ago
screw being a criminal u can just kill people with ur eye poison
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