You can get one beautiful girl, called Lucy to love you for the rest of your life
but
Twice a year one toenail is ripped out of your feet
I will not

Unknown Secret 11 years ago
What if she's just beautiful but she is stupid?

Hyltran 3 years ago
That is not a reason not to press the button because If she is beautiful she will totally get away with being stupid. Because intelligence is way overrated when it comes to girls/women. Empathy and looks is what matters when it comes to finding a partner a... [Show full comment]
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Huntsman 11 years ago
Lucy heartfilia? I wanna be natsu

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
She"s stupid, but id do her

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago
Am I the only one that's asking "Why specifically named Lucy?"

TheEGG 6 years ago
You are not the only one
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ThatAdventureguy 9 years ago
Why couldn't couldn't the girl be called................. dingy dongy mcdonald Sugar butt

AnIncrediblyFatMan 9 years ago
Because that"d be just too sweet.

TheofficialDeathmark 9 years ago
"out of your feet" great not off my toes, from inside my foot

Nasho 5 years ago
Well at least I don't have to cut them anymore

Megalogini 11 years ago
I Love Lucy, but not this dilemma.

Parkz Cat 11 years ago
so painful yo

hunt-the-killer 9 years ago
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DustyCane 9 years ago
This is a reference to trailer park boys

Asher-Cat 9 years ago
That"s mt dog"s name

Firecobra25946 9 years ago
My girlfriend is already beutiful and named Lucy so no. I won button

Madison Ciel Taylor 13 years ago
IT'S NOT WORTH IT, LUCY!

Maniacman982 10 years ago
You commented 46 years ago? Dayum!

Shaunethomas 10 years ago
But I'm a girl.......

XcrucifiedX 8 years ago
LeaSoma I love this 😂
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Chiara Searle 13 years ago
Romeo & Juliet bloody killed themselves for love I think I can handle a toenail.

Indogebin 3 years ago
Just cut off my feet.

izzy.b_79 11 years ago
what if ur a girl

Baymax 9 years ago
What are the qualities of said lucy

gjerocks 10 years ago
Uhh, what happens if I run out of toes? If it only happens 10 times, then it"d only hurt temporarily

Tricky 10 years ago
ToeNAILS

grimacethepurple 12 years ago
lol fuck lucy

DrakeDes 9 years ago
I already have love..... so. Where"s the upside?

Flyinguphigh 11 years ago
Lucy heartfilia from fairy tail

Not Here 11 years ago
Or luck from elfen lied.

Super killer kid 10 years ago
Some of us are girls then we will be gay right but I'm not a girl ok

James Kerslake 13 years ago
Fuck off Lucy

Trustme 7 years ago
I'm a girl, and I dont want to be with a girl. How is this even a good thing???

Caishko 11 years ago
Well I mean. I'm gay. And I've had the utter torture of having a toenail ripped of before. So this is a huge no fucking thank you to that button.

Burnt_Python_58 10 years ago
So I'll get used to more extreme pain

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
Straight girl. No upside.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Experimentation.

Frank270 11 years ago
Lucy? Really?

PirroMarko 9 years ago
This guy who made this seriosly loves Lucy , let her go :D

JOHN CENAA 11 years ago
No tank u XD

minisamuri47 9 years ago
I bet I'm the only one asking, "How does a person get a single toenail ripped out of two feet?"

ULTRAMCMELLON 11 years ago
That's gross the last part 😱

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Not worth it

TalibanTerrorizer 11 years ago
Good thing my toenails are on my toes and not inside me feet though.

Yoshino- 2 months ago
脚上的一根脚趾甲会被撕掉比活在夜之城的底层好多了

Senpaiii 10 years ago
#morphineismyfriend

CreeperWietse 10 years ago
I do that myself every week

Andrej Trajcevski 13 years ago
lol do the math.you rip 2 toe nails out of 1 foot every year.that means that it will only last for 5 years.bitch i can endure that.

A.Stranger 5 years ago
The things I do for love...

Ghopher1 11 years ago
Lucy Scarlett Johansson played a girl called Lucy

iEmerald 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Kittenpow 8 years ago
I never loved Lucy...

tiparium 11 years ago
Sounds like my life.

MAK3X7 10 years ago
So 5 years

Smashgunner 11 years ago
Believe it or not that doesn't hurt

Lonewolf1223 10 years ago
If you already have a beautiful girl to love you for the rest of your life...?

Kristina 8 years ago
*cringes*

foxy ...[fnaf] 11 years ago
fuck haveing a girl frind id be woryed how long it takes to regrow and the pain in the mean time

ModerateToSevereTomfoolery 3 years ago
I know someone with a girlfriend named Lucy, and I just REALLY don't wanna be that guy.
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