You can get one beautiful girl, called Lucy to love you for the rest of your life
but
Twice a year one toenail is ripped out of your feet
I will not


coolerdogpond127 months ago
id rather date among us man tyvm :D

Unknown Secret9 years ago
What if she's just beautiful but she is stupid?

Hyltran2 years ago
That is not a reason not to press the button because If she is beautiful she will totally get away with being stupid. Because intelligence is way overrated when it comes to girls/women. Empathy and looks is what matters when it comes to finding a partner a...[Show full comment]
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Huntsman 9 years ago
Lucy heartfilia? I wanna be natsu

GangsternauwL8 years ago
She"s stupid, but id do her

ThatAdventureguy8 years ago
Why couldn't couldn't the girl be called................. dingy dongy mcdonald Sugar butt

AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago
Because that"d be just too sweet.

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago
Am I the only one that's asking "Why specifically named Lucy?"

TheEGG5 years ago
You are not the only one
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TheofficialDeathmark8 years ago
"out of your feet" great not off my toes, from inside my foot

Nasho4 years ago
Well at least I don't have to cut them anymore

Megalogini9 years ago
I Love Lucy, but not this dilemma.

Parkz Cat9 years ago
so painful yo

hunt-the-killer8 years ago
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DustyCane8 years ago
This is a reference to trailer park boys

Asher-Cat8 years ago
That"s mt dog"s name

Firecobra259468 years ago
My girlfriend is already beutiful and named Lucy so no. I won button

Shaunethomas8 years ago
But I'm a girl.......

XcrucifiedX7 years ago
LeaSoma I love this 😂
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Madison Ciel Taylor12 years ago
IT'S NOT WORTH IT, LUCY!

Maniacman9829 years ago
You commented 46 years ago? Dayum!

Chiara Searle12 years ago
Romeo & Juliet bloody killed themselves for love I think I can handle a toenail.

Smashgunner10 years ago
Believe it or not that doesn't hurt

Lonewolf12239 years ago
If you already have a beautiful girl to love you for the rest of your life...?

Kristina7 years ago
*cringes*

foxy ...[fnaf]9 years ago
fuck haveing a girl frind id be woryed how long it takes to regrow and the pain in the mean time

Nickcollin9 years ago
I don't want to marry a girl named lucy

Baymax7 years ago
What if she’s like hitler

Mochizuki Yukki9 years ago
From Elfen Lied? Oh hell yes, but would she let this happen? Hmm... totally worth it either way, Lucy was one of my first real anime crushes

lucy_guilfoyle2838 years ago
It"s awkward for me cus I'm called Lucy....

TeeBug1210 years ago
but im straight

ModerateToSevereTomfoolerylast year
I know someone with a girlfriend named Lucy, and I just REALLY don't wanna be that guy.

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago
I love Lucy! But I won't press the button

koolKid68889 years ago
Umm no I'm a girl....

cicipie9 years ago
same :3

Zach Wu12 years ago
Maybe if she wasn't named Lucy :P

Tea-Guy4 years ago
tis but a scratch

Jeremy Fandrick9 years ago
God I hope it's Lucy Heartfilia from Fairy Tail. I still prefer Erza though.

CoralineXander7 years ago
only affects me for 5 years cuz those don't grow back.

Atomsk9 years ago
Why luci? I have but memories about that...

TrueRenegade8 years ago
I feel like this is a reference.

Alitaher00310 years ago
ANESTHETICS FTW!!

magicalwizard817 years ago
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN

Gideon Delta 9 years ago
I'd rather be patient and find a woman who legitimately loves me the rest of my life.

WBGrock8 years ago
Lucy"s a sadist. Just look at what she does to Charlie Brown with a football.

IMayHavePressedIt10 years ago
NO 1 im a girl and i don't swing that way 2 i would have to put up with Happy ALL THE TIME

Not Here9 years ago
Or vectors, "telekinesis of death or annoying blue flying cat?"

scheuerman9 years ago
As long as it's my pinkies! They're tiny

Pizza Plz8 years ago
Why Lucy

Hayley Blanch12 years ago
Fuck off Lucy.

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
why Lucy?

THE JEFFMAN9 years ago
I dont love Lucy.

Migdin18 years ago
Give me a girl who is a good, working, and amazing... Computer then maybe i'll press it

napstablook12349 years ago
imma girl, id rather not be in love with the same gender, and have my toenails ripped out, thank you very much

Holly237 years ago
Uh.... I'm a girl.... Straight.....

halfyou9 years ago
I'm a girl. :P

Leah_7708 years ago
Why Lucy and I'm a girl so #nothankyou

DovahkiinBitchX9 years ago
I don't like girls...
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