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smittyaintwitty9 years ago

So... Make a 1000 children and have 1 billion dollars and a baby army to conquer the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mrduck274 years ago

Is your uterus okay?

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MrTrollface2 years ago

20 million dollars and 20 free butlers? Sign me up!

Lostsoul13138 years ago

Didn't say you couldn't sell them 😈

anonymousish7 years ago

Selling actually still means giving them away

Mac Tonight9 years ago

RIP ASEXUALS

Schplexus4 years ago

@Tricky why would only straight people be fine with this?

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KateM8 years ago

Saying "make" is very vague so you could just make a bunch of robot children that don't need to be watched over. Problem solved.

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Didn’t even think of that

Joanna Mott12 years ago

"you have to make at least 20 childs" childs...... childssssssssssssss....... CHILDS. ............................................no..............................................

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

never said you cant kill the kids

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544 years ago

You guys are getting paid?

duffin_139 years ago

Kill the child once its born

JustLikeTheySay8 years ago

HOLY SHIZ THAT IS DARK

Cosmical9 years ago

I dont think people give birth to "childs"

Mateypotatey20177 years ago

U have a fuckload of money and have a whole heap of kids just pay someone to look after them

JamesMalouf7 years ago

you can’t pay for services

LGBOUNCER7 years ago

Your a millionaire hire someone to take care of them there still in you custody so technically your not getting rid of them

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

1) make 20 sculptures of children 2) get money 3) sell sculptures for more money 4) profit

Spike_The_Amazing_Beardie8 years ago

I could open a hospital for woman who"s husband can't make here pregnant. They walk in, I test them for an STD, If there good, I fuck them, impregnate them, give the $250"000. So they get $250"000 and a child they wanted, i get $750"000 and amazing "sessio...[Show full comment]

Spike_The_Amazing_Beardie8 years ago

Maybe give them $20"000. That"s still a lot of money.

Spike_The_Amazing_Beardie8 years ago

I could open a hospital for husbands that can't make children (you know). So, they come into the hospital, I fuck them, pimpergnat

ConradAult8 years ago

You can just donate sperm or eggs, and it would still count as making them.

Sciltar8 years ago

You can just kill them... And it never said you had to give birth to a child, just that you had to "make it". Step 1: acquire a large amount of clay. Step 2: make very small child like dolls. Step 3: ????? Step 4: profit

Dodger998 years ago

$1,000,000 per child after 20 children. Make the 20 children in just 4 years with 5 different girls. Spend $500,000 on a ton of lottery tickets per child, having pretty good chances of winning each time, being able to provide for all of them. Perfect system right there

unaturalkitten8 years ago

20 childs

Cormac Beirne9 years ago

Who needs to give them away when you can just push the expecting mother down the stairs

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

how have i got this one again?

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

Didn't say we couldn't sell them, but they spelt "children" wrong so downside is invalid. They also added an unnescessary "s" at the end of "million" so the upside is invalid.This button is invalid.

Matthew Ryan Ames12 years ago

If I can't raise 20 kids on 20 million, something's wrong.

mrcowpushesbuttons8 years ago

Wait they said we cant give them away we can sell them for 1 cents

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aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo7 years ago

YOU CAN'T ____MAKE____ BABIES! ONLY GOD CAN

ValerieParker7 years ago

100 Babies Challenge, here I come! It"s a Sims 3 challenge. (I would say Sims 4, as well, but the toddler daddy glitch ruined that). What? Did you think that I would seriously have that many children irl? I'm not a breeder!

Pffff7 years ago

what are childs?

Chubbie7 years ago

children online.

C8 years ago

But what if you"re a man? By definition, boys can't make babies.

Panifex8 years ago

Whom did you kill to get that username?

Thatonekidjellyfish8 years ago

They didn't day They had to be realones, I could just make clay kids or an oc

mntp1907Premiumlast year

You went from 0 to 100 real fast with that orc

Cow_Patrol8 years ago

Rip everyone in the LGBT community

itsabird668 years ago

I don't need an instant $1,000,000 usd if I don't have kids I could probably live off of breadsticks from Olive Garden

caden1018 years ago

British

PlayMoreGames9 years ago

How to MAKE a child? "Mom, where do you buy the body parts? And the sewing kits?"

Commissar9 years ago

English motherfucker

soapyfoten10 years ago

ew. i hate kids.

544 years ago

I, too, hate myself

Lily Snow Wolfe12 years ago

thats ok ill just smuther them no harm done

LlamaDrama7 years ago

Child aboose

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Mahziel Light12 years ago

Doesn't say I can't let the mother keep them. That's not even giving it away. More like perpetually ignoring their existence.

Owenbruh2 years ago

Bro it’s just a button don’t be a Karen

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Alex of Bree9 years ago

uh, nah, I'll just take the life I have

Cease3 years ago

Honestly it doesn’t should that bad, because you’ll have the stuff to raise a child on 10b and then 20b and so on

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Me? 20 kids? I CANNOT DO IT CAPTAIN...I DON'T HAVE THE POWER!

David Knopf12 years ago

loophole donate sperm

fmate20067 years ago

I"M A GUY.

capncreeper9 years ago

I can make them with strangers and abandon the strangers DUH.

Hyltran4 years ago

I will not raise the alone because there has to be at least three and possibly four to five women involved.

SlepicakCZ9 years ago

you can just keep some children and kill the others

Seeing_Stripes9 years ago

"Who was daddy?" "He was a handsome stranger. Never saw him again."

Archery_Ryan9 years ago

Who said they needed to be with the same person

GunnerKimberlin7 years ago

Woman can't make babies on their own either

JuniorGamesXTM9 years ago

Can they be 10 pairs of twins?

DragonEXE8 years ago

What kind of special shit is this!?

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