you can eat what ever you want and not get fat
but
you can never get married
I will not


Maharidlast month
TWO PRO!

8311432 months ago
只是不能结婚?这个代价也太低了吧

FoxCollectsRocks10 months ago
Doesn’t mean I can’t have a romantic relationship

AromanticNotAromatic8 years ago
*Aromantic laughing in the distance*

Averace6 years ago
An aromantic is someone who feels no or very little romantic attraction to others, as such we wouldn't want to get married anyway
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BunkPlaysGames8 years ago
*nearby asexual laughter* But you can't just get married no downside

AnAcePace8 years ago
*Aromantic giggles* didn't need that anyway

BrownieDreamer4 years ago
*Asexual laughter*

ShowierData9978last year
yes

MrCoconutz8 years ago
But... I can eat anything i want as much as i want, and won't get fat, see right now i"m living on a strict diet of coca cola, chips, subway, mcdonald"s, and beef. And i"m 158cm, i weigh 38kg and i just took on combat sport, brazilian jiu jitsu, i already...[Show full comment]

smhlol329 years ago
i can still have a girlfriend and not be fat! win win

charliterri8 years ago
So... no changes..?

DbExpress8 years ago
You can just adopt kids.

Animewarrior3BD6 years ago
Well what about dating and plus maybe no marriage but you can create a new type of marriage right?

Jacob Middleton12 years ago
no downside

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
SteamyWorks, say that again in fifty years
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Averace6 years ago
*asexual snickers*

Cry DeRemer12 years ago
ew relationships with other people

stopreadingthis7 years ago
ew other people
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Simon Davidson12 years ago
You can still have a relationship

gtmueller8 years ago
Dear Ave Productions, It said you cant get married you, can still have a girlfriend. Sinceraly Gtmueller P.S. I dont know how to write a letter
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Ines Lantelli12 years ago
I can live with the person I love even if we're not married so... NO DOWNSIDE AT ALL.

Imad Hraiz12 years ago
Cohabitation, who needs official marriage?

Mattheau Tremblay12 years ago
Me anyways ;-;

Julian Jaure12 years ago
I don't need marriage to have a relationship. Win-win.

Marco Bono12 years ago
No downside at all

ShellyMarieWinchester8 years ago
Don't see a downside. No one sticks around anyway

AlexDeWolf9 years ago
YOU WILL BECOME A FAT PIZZA-EATING LONER FREAK

Jdawg0602228 years ago
you could get like a really hot girlfriend because they will think you are hot

Deathwingpls10 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE WOOO

Frogfoot4 years ago
I don't have time to get married. I'm watching One Piece rn

pli9 years ago
I can have a girfreind and not be fat win win

RadChair9 years ago
no family or never get fat i will chose family

smashdude6411 years ago
Now I have no worries of gaining more weight and save my wallet from getting tortured by a diamond ring.

Mr. Offensive 9 years ago
No downside and you can still have a girl friend

mathew22229 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Lava-boi7 years ago
Win win

TrueReaper9 years ago
You wont gain fat but u can still get sick stuff is unhealty so even without fat it can still be bad

potatotehcow8 years ago
I just won't get fat! I'm already never going to be married!

AnnaTheRockerNerd9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Calebbillions8 months ago
Who needs to get married? Everyone saying that they're Ace... But that doesn't matter when you can still find love and have kids. Just not be officially married

Jdawg 9 years ago
My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTE!!!!

BlackPhilip8 years ago
I think I broke my screen due to how hard I pressed the red button.

Winterlance10 years ago
What if you're asexual?

endertux4 years ago
I mean, just because I can't be legally married doesn't mean that me and my partner can't just act like we"re married

Loophole man9 years ago
Marriage ruins relationships

Cassie Misner12 years ago
Marriage isn't even in my life plan, anyways.

John_GTRK7 years ago
I already have this ability, no need to press the button.

Deadlove 9 years ago
I don't want to geht married anyway so joks on you.

Gods-I-Am-A-Fangirl5 years ago
No problem here.

YouGotSmackeled!9 years ago
Ew marriage means socializing

HaremKingSenpai9 years ago
fuck marriage...have you seen my abs that i don't even need to forge?bitch please

RavenClaw8 years ago
Nobody said I can't have sex, right? Right?

DoctorJohCoy10 years ago
i kind of intended to have a relationship forever without getting married.

BrendaPutman8 years ago
Nondownside

CrazBerry9 years ago
Yah but I can have a boyfriend anyways!!!
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