Will You Press The Button?

xXSkyKingXx 10 years ago

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Shadow-- 2 years ago

Dicks out for Harambe

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Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

teleport to are 51 in america. get "weapon". defeat any bad animals that teleport with you

Platinum 10 years ago

Go to the Pokemon world, be praised as the creator of a new species.

M4thDJ 9 years ago

Pretty sure it means in this world. Not to different fictional universes..

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im_a_runner 10 years ago

Only use in an emergency, how bow dah?

Haki7hikari 10 years ago

Yup, same thing, I'm seriously scared it"s going to be a lion or something. Also I don't like it that you can teleport only once a day, so you can't go somewhere at noon and be back home by dinner. But it doesn't say you are obliged to use the power, so ... [Show full comment]

ActualDemon 11 years ago

ERROR 504: no downside detected

Jared Smith 13 years ago

This should be the basis for a movie hah

SomeFuckingCuntOnTheInternet 9 years ago

That movie would be shite.

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heroesofolympus1738 9 years ago

I CAN BRING HARAMBE BAAAAACK

temporaryusernam 10 years ago

*insert outdated harambe reference*

The only way 8 years ago

That"s one way to play Russian roulette...

ChristianMT 10 years ago

And what if I want one for a pet free pets or you could sell them.

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

YEEEESSS!!!! PRISON / ZOO BREAK!!!

UrsaMajor 10 years ago

That sounds epic

Who am I 10 years ago

Aren't all zoo animals tamed?

Trailman05 9 years ago

YOUR PROFILE PIC THOUGH

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

Bring explosives and serious armour in case it turns out to be a large predator.

SeanQuinn 11 years ago

Tele porter to school.LOL rekt it can kill ur teacher

Rhys Wilkinson 13 years ago

I don't thing anyone would NOT want a giraffe teleporting along with you on your adventures!

Zachary Olson 13 years ago

Things could get exciting..

WBGrock 10 years ago

Bob ventura... aces brother

Chiara Searle 13 years ago

There's always a chance I could end up with a hungry lion or something, but it doesn't say you HAVE to use it, so I'd just keep it in case I ever needed to teleport out of a life-threatening situation.

rylan frazier 11 years ago

I would telaport to back in time and tame a sabertooth tiger and then stay there for a, day and then telaport me and my, sabertooth tigerto my enemy's house and the I don't care what zoo animal comes, with me because my sabertooth tiger will kill !y enemy ... [Show full comment]

SERB 11 years ago

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springtrap overkill XD 11 years ago

hahahahahahahahahaha monkeys

Kingking77 9 years ago

Carry an uzi when you teleport just in case a lion or polar bear shows up

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Krusek 10 years ago

carry tranks for lions, tiger, & bears

Gemma O'Driscoll 13 years ago

As long as it doesn't eat/poop/pee on me (or anything else that would be an inconvenience), hell yeah!

Uptune 9 years ago

THIS IS AMAZING. THE DOWNSIDE IS COMEDIC. THE UPSIDE IS GREAT.

rising_demon 12 years ago

yay free animal

Inconspicuous_Lobster 2 years ago

This is just hilarious. Yes

Mrfroggit 11 years ago

get the children from skyrim and fallout and wear them

ArigatoB*tch 10 years ago

Spawns in with a lion, gets killed.

123DeRPDErP123 8 years ago

Jumanji

gamingcrisis 11 years ago

OH GAWD AN ELEPHANT!

NewMayorLuigi 9 years ago

Just make it so it"s like a small insect or something

Robert Reedy 13 years ago

Way too dangerous. If it's a lion or something, I'm done for.

Idiotismewaaimaidiot 9 years ago

IT WONT MATTER IF YOU DON'T WORK AT A ZOO BECAUS ITS FROM A ZOO SO YE

baloondogy 11 years ago

*Teleports home from school* YAY!! O FUDGE A RHINO AHUFOASFHUQWOGH

phoebethelegend 10 years ago

I see no downside to this it would probably just run away

William LaPage 13 years ago

I don't see the problem. Free exotic pet *prays for a baby giraffe*

Joe's_Mama 11 years ago

so a free zoo...

TwoSided13 10 years ago

???

MemmyLuvsCats 11 years ago

Downside?

Creeperkiller2000 9 years ago

Ok. Whatever

Derpwhalez 11 years ago

Why not? Now I have a random animal sidekick!

EveryNameIsTaken8372 6 years ago

What happens if there aren’t any animals in zoo’s?

PseudoLukian 11 years ago

Jumanji and also the trick is the actual place of teleportation. Don't teleport in your apartment with an elephant.

PowerPikachu 9 years ago

I would take this if I could teleport back.

iamondace 12 years ago

*Teleports to school in the morning* Oh hey look, an elephant.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

If an ostrich appeared you could ride it back ho!e.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

I meant to say home.

David Wang 13 years ago

ill just remember to bring a shotgun

Linker 11 years ago

Uhhh... so I can take the ability and never use it... no penalty :P

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