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You become a famous surfer
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Cats attack you on sight
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minimegaman0906 months ago
bro I literally have a cat

Maharidlast year
To cons for me so no.

BlazoBoom8 years ago
I don't want to surf, nor do I want to be famous nor do I want cat attacks to be a part of my life. *runs away from button*

DeltaRune14238 years ago
THANK YOU!
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tokenbird9 years ago
But i have a cat...

Etay5 years ago
Oh no, well.. good luck
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that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
but cats are the best!! plus i hate surfing and suck at swimming!!

Buffy-Anne-Summers4 years ago
First

Phoenix~รขหœโ€ 9 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NODA NIEN NIEN NIEN NON NON EXTRA NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

Shadowdog8 years ago
Cats all ready attack me on sight so I see no downside

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago
ill be a famous surfer by how bad ill be

jkmc12058 years ago
I live up north, so I don't want to surf.

WildNDeadly9 years ago
But... I LOVE ANIMALS! And i DONT like surfing... AT ALL! (Bcuz sharks.. and i stink at swimming...)

Quartzfire9 years ago
Sharks kill 12 humans world wide per year. Humans will 12.000 sharks in the same time. (Not completly acurate, but you get the point) Also, yes, though it would be nice to be a surfer, I live at 2000+ miles from the nearest place where I could surf and I a...[Show full comment]
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ThePaulDude7 years ago
Throw water balloons at them, that'll keep them away.

Queenthree27 years ago
But Iโ€™m at sea...

DrunkDeLeon8 years ago
I don't surf, nor do I want to

Ritty8 years ago
No one gives a crap about surfing

EllieJ8 years ago
They don't say viciously. It attacks you with cuddles!

Oxymoronslayer8 years ago
Why would I want to be a famous surfer?

EdgarPugMeep8 years ago
Lol my dog would attack them first with licks, she"s insane

MajesticOccelot8 years ago
I couldn't care less about surfing.

AntluntiumHarry8 years ago
Da heq?! XD What in this makes scence?

mrmaliosnaos7 years ago
Surfer = water. water = no cats no cats = yes please

flavix0410 years ago
fuck thye cats, i hate them

Mining_Flame9 years ago
I can't surf and I love cats and have two cats!!!! I'm not pressing this button!!

Spillingbottle579 years ago
avoid sight of your cats and you will be a pro unattacked surfer

A correct man9 years ago
i love animals

CheetahNutella10 years ago
i have 5 cats, no thank you

Nickacadoavacado2 years ago
Ah hell nah

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago
I have cats and no interest in surfing

sonig8 years ago
But that literally makes no sense

SkystrikeFlame9 years ago
i'd rather have cats than surfing wtf

Tony_9009 years ago
Cat damage = 2.5 10 cats damage = 10 I dont presse it.

Spillingbottle579 years ago
Y U NO ENGLISH!

MarzMarie6 years ago
I'm a cat person heck no ๐Ÿ™€

Nuka Scrivens10 years ago
Im not really fond of surfing, as i dont live near a beach that the talent would be useful for.

ShananayBananay 9 years ago
Dont care.

MonoCraeta7 years ago
I'll escape through the sea

Mr. 0-San10 years ago
WHACK DEM KITTIES WITH A BASEBALL BAT MOFO!

paulcastravete8 years ago
This include lions?

Rocket0468 years ago
Did a cat-hating surfer make this?

Trevor Ducharme12 years ago
I'm more of a dog or bird person. And there's also something to be said for light disguises.

rocko.the.service.dog8 years ago
I have 4 cats in my house so nah

SleepyFurry8711 months ago
What if I don't live anywhere near an ocean? I'm not giving up cats for a skill I can't use...

CrystalSlays9 years ago
why would I want to be a surfer anyway lol

KrokenGaming4 years ago
I like cats

HiBob249 years ago
These have nothing to do with each other

DonTrumpHater8 years ago
Fuck cats, I"d kill those little bitches on sight before they give me huge allergies ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Colbstein227 years ago
Nobody cates about surfing. Do you ever see people like Ellen or good morning America interview a surfer. Ps. I'm land locked.

Tranq10 years ago
Cats already attack people in sight. Fucking Satan spores...

KatieBaker8 years ago
Nooooo my kittiessss

ICOULDN'TTHINKOFAGOODNAMESOIWROTETHISINSTEAD9 years ago
Heck no, I love cats!!!

saraisnotonfire8 years ago
I hate and avoid cats who already attack me

TINY BOX TIM 9 years ago
Cats are my friends, and I would die if I touch water, because I'm a box

darwincrack7 years ago
no me gusta surfiar nuca lo e echo prefiero q los gatos no me ataquen :v
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