You will be the most handsome/beautiful person on earth.
but
You will never be smarter than the average 3rd grader.
I will not


Noah Conan-Waffles Bockmuehl12 years ago
isn't that pretty much how the system is structured?

ChewYuHou7 years ago
#NeverforgetDonaldtrump
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Ryan20169 years ago
Seduce everyone and make them study 24/7 until third grade to be really smart.

spookymulder8 years ago
so, you want to seduce third graders?

Doommafia9 years ago
Noone says i cant learn.

Zac David Schneider12 years ago
Well, I don't think I'm that bad looking as-is. And I'm damn certain that I like being smart. So no.

bomull3 years ago
u are ugly

Gregory Carnesi12 years ago
NO I PRESSED THE BUTTON NOOOOOO

bomull3 years ago
u suck
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emaa9 years ago
Prefiero en rspañol

Comote 9 years ago
Sounds like sure fire way to get date raped constantly.

Gibus7 years ago
High schoolers in the Philippines are like this.

Anna Greenwood12 years ago
So.. basically.. Billy Madison?

Thedoctor139 years ago
I was smart as fucking Einstein in 3rd grade. Now I might as well be Mr bean

The Anonymous Pug9 years ago
Same, I was reading at the age of 3

Lokaghost8 years ago
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NukeIt9er9 years ago
I not smartr that 3rst graydr at firyzt.

Odinor8 years ago
But I want to be like a 3d grader

Satan666DARKLORD9 years ago
Ok fine by me

Jazzyrules1234 9 years ago
Ok really everyone is pretty and everyone is smart.

dickhead99 years ago
Mettaton in a shellnut

PurpleMS4 years ago
I’m at a 3rd grade iq so same thing :D

Toxicitor11 years ago
Handsomeness=weird fangirls... nope!

ghostrider 9 years ago
I was smart back then anyways

jshaw717 years ago
No thanks, I am good...

Andrea DevFuris Rotunno12 years ago
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weaboojones9 years ago
im getting all the pussy

Pika Girl9 years ago
I don't know what 1st grade 2nd grade and so on are. I'm British.

YJS39 years ago
So nothing changes?

steyn519 years ago
beauty is in the eye of the beholder

DarkOverlord28 years ago
But I already am the most handsome person in the world

furled7 months ago
明星现状

Lawlzer10 years ago
me be smart. u be dumbly. :P

Lemon_Goddess3308 years ago
Classic blonde chick 😂😂

Flarenacho9 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Gabriel Kiesel12 years ago
being sapiosexual it would be impossible

Spirit_Playz_MC 9 years ago
Some schools teach 3rd grade a lot more than needed with math n junk. I didn't press it tho

obsidiantnt9 years ago
I'm not even smart

SansCuzSans7 years ago
Nah I'm ok with being ugly

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago
so if I press the button I become dumb? no thank you *Lenny face*

chocolatefoxy1239 years ago
I WANT TO BE A YOUTUBER! I DONT NEED TO BE GOOD-LOOKING! I LIKE BEING SMART! I WAS SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE 3RD GRADER IN 1ST GRADE! IM IN 4TH GRADE NOW! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! this sucks!

Tautauchev78 years ago
Doesn't matter, I'm still getting sex.

sandford139 years ago
I WANT TO BE SMART!!!!

emsuper8 years ago
What exactly does smart mean? In a logical sense, or do i have almost no self awareness?

glennator40009 years ago
i am kinda that smart at this stage

Memeber8 years ago
i dont want to become pewdiepie. he is seen as that by people who are outsmarted by 3rd graders. and isnt smarter himself.......

Alex1313129 years ago
soo i am justin biber but im not ugly??

YoloYester4 years ago
So basically becoming knuckles from sonic boom?

Pjofangirl10 years ago
Hey!Im a fangirl!

cheesethechicken9 years ago
....in Norway

HoboFromtheFuture7 years ago
Use your beauty to convince people to change the word third into master degree in whatever you want. Boom problem solved

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
meh, most people aren't smarter than a 5th grader, same thing here, really

ControlExcept7679 years ago
Brain transplant? At young age?

Mitch018 years ago
THOT PATROL

Frost Queen Froslass9 years ago
I'm already fabulous so I don't care. Besides, why draw too much attention to yourself?
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