Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond1210 months ago

Help guys, a racoon broke into my house and he stole all the nintendo switch (tm) games! Someone pls help quick I need my switch games! HE ALSO TOOK ALL THE ONE PIECE MANGA! HELP!!!!!!!

EllieJ8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Taco_Axo6 months ago

What does that mean

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Psykness3 years ago

🔴👈🏾

BenTino2 years ago

i am CEO of sex and this is not sex aproved

averybrowsing8 years ago

*laughter from asexual people in the distance*

EllieJ8 years ago

She"s beauty, she"s grace, she"s hella ace!

Silent_samurai7 years ago

This is ur second post on a single page

Markiplier7778 years ago

So what? You can still have sex.

EddiestEdd8 years ago

I'm an asexual panromantic attack helicopter.

BrendanCross8 years ago

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Panifex7 years ago

People need to English better.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Just because it"s not the best sex it doesn't mean you can't have really good sex.

DatBoiBob7 years ago

Fuck it i want sex and i want it now

Oldiron_799 years ago

That is thier problem not mine

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Right?

i-am-a-turtle7 years ago

ACE ACE BABY

Gabriel Santos12 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

JJ1037 years ago

you can be the second best just not THE best

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Suga8 years ago

I would press the button because 1: I want to have childrens 2: who cares on being the best at having sex

RedVexeD8 years ago

Pushed the button because... Well when do we EVER know for sure we were the best someone ever had, and just because you"re not the best doesn't mean you weren't good. If this was "but you'll be the worst sex they ever had" I wouldn't have pushed it, but.. ...[Show full comment]

Azaretto8 years ago

Sex is sex

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

what if the girls a virgin?

ThePaulDude4 years ago

What"s it matter? She'll finally know sex is like & it"s not a loophole datboibob.

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Matthew Voland12 years ago

Absolutely fucking worth it. I'm not into sex anyway.

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Liar!

Lena1213029 years ago

I'll settle for second best.

&lt;&gt;10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

shantaram30138 years ago

Best looking by what standard?

PiercetheLorelei9 years ago

I'd rather be hot

DJ530059 years ago

I'M ALREADY THE BEST LOOKING

cocobean10 years ago

Sex don't matter to me sonnnn. //puts sunglasses on

Bros before Dino's!!!9 years ago

Ur never never da best at sex anyway

bossman320349 years ago

If I'm going to have sex I'm going to enjoy it

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm12 years ago

second best?

TardiGrace9 years ago

Asexual giggling.

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

I don't want to be the best looking person.

Omfg-Crank8 years ago

Don't care about looks

CandyPopKid9 years ago

Yep.. I don't care

Linker9 years ago

It will because it will be the only sex she will ever have >:D

jujubeanie2004 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

saturnsfloof7 years ago

ive never cared about sex anyway, fuck reproducing and love

Frisk'9 years ago

I'm a human

Spiderp8 years ago

At least I can try for the top ten.

ockeybuto9 years ago

I wouldn't have sex unless I was married... so whatever. I don't want to change how I look anyway.

castration12last year

🤕 ouwie

elo34259 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]