Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond1210 months ago

Help guys, a racoon broke into my house and he stole all the nintendo switch (tm) games! Someone pls help quick I need my switch games! HE ALSO TOOK ALL THE ONE PIECE MANGA! HELP!!!!!!!

EllieJ8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Taco_Axo6 months ago

What does that mean

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Psykness3 years ago

🔴👈🏾

BenTino2 years ago

i am CEO of sex and this is not sex aproved

averybrowsing8 years ago

*laughter from asexual people in the distance*

EllieJ8 years ago

She"s beauty, she"s grace, she"s hella ace!

Silent_samurai7 years ago

This is ur second post on a single page

Markiplier7778 years ago

So what? You can still have sex.

EddiestEdd8 years ago

I'm an asexual panromantic attack helicopter.

BrendanCross8 years ago

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Panifex7 years ago

People need to English better.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Just because it"s not the best sex it doesn't mean you can't have really good sex.

DatBoiBob7 years ago

Fuck it i want sex and i want it now

Oldiron_799 years ago

That is thier problem not mine

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Right?

i-am-a-turtle7 years ago

ACE ACE BABY

Gabriel Santos12 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

JJ1037 years ago

you can be the second best just not THE best

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Suga8 years ago

I would press the button because 1: I want to have childrens 2: who cares on being the best at having sex

RedVexeD8 years ago

Pushed the button because... Well when do we EVER know for sure we were the best someone ever had, and just because you"re not the best doesn't mean you weren't good. If this was "but you'll be the worst sex they ever had" I wouldn't have pushed it, but.. ...[Show full comment]

Azaretto8 years ago

Sex is sex

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

what if the girls a virgin?

ThePaulDude4 years ago

What"s it matter? She'll finally know sex is like & it"s not a loophole datboibob.

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Matthew Voland12 years ago

Absolutely fucking worth it. I'm not into sex anyway.

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Liar!

Mexicino4 years ago

No shame in being the runner-up.

Arminius8 years ago

Asexuals are not amused.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

That"s because they"re not welcome here since they think they"re better then everyone else.

TypewriterIntensifies9 years ago

it never specified that you were in a relationship and even if it did, what if either you or your significant other had taken a vow of celibacy?

JimmayMan9 years ago

Don't care if it's the BEST.

tylertube10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SavageBoi087 years ago

Yep yep total yes

AJHarding7 years ago

Just because you aren’t the best sex doesn’t mean you weren’t good

Chinaman9 years ago

What if you are the first and then you kill him/her?

Fire_Kitten678 years ago

i don't freaking care. sex is not something to do for fun...EVER!!! REVOLTING!!!

avin9265209 years ago

So you can still have sex?...Then what's the downside?..I mean, If you want children, And a family AND to be the most attractive person in the world, Does it really matter?

avrand69 years ago

If I can be the best looking person on earth, why do i care if im not the best sex. As long as im up there

Troller699 years ago

I am most locking person on the world

Trippy9 years ago

Second part is already true

EmperorChe10 years ago

I can be in the top two, I am ok with that

JoshuaRyanG9 years ago

Best BJ Best HJ best TiFAck Best anything else

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm never having sex anyway :D

Annoye'9 years ago

I can be ugly, but still i can have the sex and she will like it >:)

ChibiLibi9 years ago

Don't matter if I didn't have the best sex.. Just matters if I'm lookin good...... _ _ OO ...[Show full comment]

lichking10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Jesse Witbeck12 years ago

doesn't matter had sex.

Tridude543217 years ago

At least I'll get pussy

Gabor7 years ago

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0nugget09 years ago

How do you be a sexual experience?

Maisy10619 years ago

You can still have sex on games lol. But not into sex. Nither is my boy friend =D

Wolf22249 years ago

person 1:"yeah what he said."person 2:"who said and what did he say."person 1:"avrand6 said "If I can be the best looking person on earth, why do I care if i'm not the best sex. As long as i'm up there."person 2:"ok."*person 2 leaves**person 1 stands there, shrugs then leaves too*

epic971016 years ago

it"s called sex pills

im Abl Firecracker Re9 years ago

Well as long as ur having sex who cares

&lt;&gt;10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Lena1213029 years ago

I'll settle for second best.

shantaram30138 years ago

Best looking by what standard?

PiercetheLorelei9 years ago

I'd rather be hot

DJ530059 years ago

I'M ALREADY THE BEST LOOKING

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