Will You Press The Button?

sqeaky button 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Caldruki 9 months ago

I already do that 😂

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skorgepoo 10 years ago

thank god it was every month before i pressed the button

H4L0F4N 11 years ago

totally not worth it

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

Ya.....I'll forget my studies and fail my tests....

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Anonumous 9 years ago

Nah. Not worth forgetting MY OWN MOTHER

WinchesterWarrior 10 years ago

I WON'T REMBER MY PERIOD HOLY FUCK YES

OliviaHall 9 years ago

You"d experience it for the first time every month.

zibzibpoop 11 years ago

I could be like Bucky from the Winter Soldier!

Estacia Thompson 13 years ago

Video diaries, photos, and written diaries~!

Erik Torres 13 years ago

Well, I want to drive plus if I did have my license I would forget how to drive then have to waste the month studying just to forget.

Revan Masters 13 years ago

Dat English

Im_a_magical_fucking_dragon 8 years ago

I"d like that

XXX_DARKMAGIK_XXX 11 years ago

Grammar people

Senseless 9 years ago

I lost my memory? Means I don't lose it anymore, right?

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

Nope! You loose it every month. Read pls ...

SOTNGaming 10 years ago

...*facepalms because of the grammar*

Nevorak 12 years ago

What would be the point then?

Gammafox 11 years ago

I'm not pressing this button because of this guy's shitty grammar. also, I want to be able to drive a car and all that stuff :P

Pickeboi 5 years ago

Stage 4 terminal cancer but you lose your memory every month

xUgniuSx 11 years ago

Forgetting the internet? no way son -_-

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago

i guess it"d be better that way

asunagamer16 11 years ago

no immortality for me!!!

Benjamin Voissem 13 years ago

Is this supposed to be ~Ef?

TreeSquirrel36 3 years ago

What the fuck is this.

CommandEight9 10 years ago

It's in past tense loophole

Murakumo 6 years ago

甘城光辉游乐园

Person9999 11 years ago

All of it? NO!

Tw20040828! 10 years ago

lose not ;lost

Tauren 12 years ago

Take pictures and write everything down. Problem solved.

Redstonetrippy1 5 years ago

cool, I loose my memory every month anyway

DAEN4CWR 8 years ago

RGPZ consequences such as?

Asraaw 11 years ago

#Loophole

lovey826 11 years ago

so basically forget ur eternal youth

Kaleb Bierman 13 years ago

Wow. Very spelling. Much good.

Singo_Next_Door 2 years ago

What's the point of staying young while losing your memory? You have to start again every month. Totally not worth it!

Xanderiah 10 years ago

Amagi brilliant park anime,anyone?

OliveInky 6 years ago

I already lose my memory-

huskyshouldlive 11 years ago

So young all timers. Nope.

BlackCat22 9 years ago

wait I did?

landkon 12 years ago

No memory= no button press

FangDove 10 years ago

I dont like my past, so losing my memory wouldn't be a bad thing. And who doesn't want to be young forever?! So yeah, I'd be okay with this.

Magia 5 years ago

As in I don't anymore?

LoonyPhase 11 years ago

The fanfictions

Toxictaco5 8 years ago

I won't remember my friends/family!

19JakeP 10 years ago

I will not live thru the pain

PrimeMordialGaming1104 11 years ago

Write down and record everything..then I can play throughout games and never get bored

Sillywafflefries 10 years ago

I will not feel the pain of immortality and get to be a kid. I fail to see the downside.

Matt Schmid 13 years ago

The only thing stopping my from wanting it is getting tired of life. This would be perfect.

meatloave last year

idiot

eltrollas 5 years ago

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MIGHT GUY

Hotdogy388 11 years ago

What happened last month?

DarthInvaderZim 9 years ago

It says you LOST your memory, so you don’t lose it anymore.

caeraboo 12 years ago

That grammar tho

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