Will You Press The Button?

You can live for as long as you want.

but

You can never have children

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Rebecah Skye Gessner12 years ago

DONT WANT KIDS ANYWAY SO THIS IS A WIN WIN

lunialation6662 years ago

me niether kids are a handful

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Mai-chan8 years ago

I work with kids for a living, and they"re all my babies.♡

Floenele7 years ago

Agree

Sgtprussia9 years ago

Marry fictional character from an alternate universe of the universe it's based off of, check. Kidnap children from alleyways while yelling 'SURPRISE ADOPTION', check. This button doesn't fool me.

doge wow9 years ago

I want sex but no children. Win/win!

Niecerose8 years ago

Are you Barney Stinson?

Dishawesome8 years ago

Children or overrated

Jamoxboxjames8 years ago

Ohhh yeah I can have sex as much as I want without having an exedental children

Joshua Gonzalez12 years ago

open a orphanage, then I have all the kids I want :)

Dark224 years ago

-_- sus that seems like something a pedophile would say

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Connor Brown-Stearns12 years ago

Gotta love the ones without downsides.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Bitch, I see disasters and deaths all the time.

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Dustin Michael Loescher12 years ago

Adoption

acbomb6 years ago

Your right has having a kid means you birth a kid

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Sam Helm12 years ago

i'll adopt or live without whatever i'll have some kid i know that i see as mine bring it

Meggie Diana Gillespie12 years ago

This just means I cannot birth children which I may not be able to anyways, this doesn't mean that I can not take care of other children.

Hyltran2 years ago

I don’t think I can have children anyway.

Mr goggles9 years ago

adopt kids

Thomas Sattler12 years ago

Easy decision, already have two kids :)

DemiElstgeest7 years ago

You adopt

Wolfchild86869 years ago

i'd just adopt a kid when they say HAVE kids meaning you give birth to them nothing about adopting them

SimpleWeeaboo8 years ago

FINALLY I CAN DIE ON COMMAND!

BACONLIFE10 years ago

Ill have sex before I get this eternal life then I have kids and eternal life fuck u rules

HeulanThe4th7 years ago

I don't want to watch the world die around me

davidxj7_9 years ago

Win-Fucking-Win ðŸ†

Livelongprosper8 years ago

If you can live for as long as you want say forever than reproduction is useless

Dragonlord24710 years ago

Who needs kids?

moistcr1TiKaLttv4 years ago

fuck kids. DON'T TAKE THT LITERALLY

silverwolf139 years ago

Spirm banks

Aerrohero30011 years ago

How can u guys be so cruel? U no want to see YOUR kids grow up and have a good life? Most of you WILL have kids so... This is coming from a 13 year old :\\\\

setokabia5 years ago

screw kids they are to expensive to take care of #rich life

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

I can still adopt kids...

coolguyCLM9 years ago

wow internet...

Koalas4life7 years ago

ADOPTION BIRCHES

Koalas4life7 years ago

*BITCHES

Yuki The Salty9 years ago

adoption~

cute cupcakes9 years ago

True

KingGhidorah537 months ago

Not saying that I do want kids but can't you just adopt

RoadHogMChook'em9 years ago

nope if pushed it i would only live 1 day.

JDexter8 years ago

Adoption...

TiffanyS10 years ago

What's the downside? I hate kids. Immortality. Fuck yeah, bitches.

jesusthelord3 years ago

win win

Jack the boss9 years ago

Unlimited. Sex

PatrÃcia Silva12 years ago

ofc

Endbro7 years ago

Just adopted a kid you see it did not say that

allieluvducks9 years ago

Adopt

ZynzyLinxx4 years ago

That is more like a blessing !

Abaddon.Bradbury9 years ago

THATS WHY I HAVE SIBLINGS

i-am-a-depressed-duck7 years ago

"You can live for as long as you want." I probably wouldve been dead about 5 months ago.

plzimasimplepoof9 years ago

I WANT TO ADOPT ANYWAY FUCK YEAH NO PERIODS

AngyDent138 years ago

Adoption

Aissling11 years ago

Adoption!

Alibaba-sama8 years ago

Win win

Lenny9 years ago

i dont give a shit

fjm39 years ago

true that..win win.

Bengisu IyidoÄŸan12 years ago

No downside?

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