today class, we will learn that you can't actually touch anything, ever. our atoms are same charged at the end, so you actually are feeling the rejection of someone whenever they try to touch you.
u have a fucking mansion u can get girls other than the playboy bunnies
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Snippetycooldud8 years ago
Playboys for pussys
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superman189 years ago
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cnabors999 years ago
Just tell them to leave
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Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Well, there's a theory that nothing ever touches, so, yeah.
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Diana Phillips12 years ago
What am I gonna do with a mansion? I don't want no stinkin' mansion.
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joaquin558 years ago
Imma sell the mansion and then gtfo. xd
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CALUM9 years ago
whats playboy
kathprat76119 years ago
I don't know
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joaquin558 years ago
*LOUD AS FUCK ASEXUAL LAUGH*
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Poopoohead9 years ago
Wait,this website existed 46years ago???
SassyBella9 years ago
No, actually. If you post newly it actually thinks you posted 5 hours earlier, so thats why.
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Rzargo10 years ago
I don't like the playboy mansion no down side for me
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GenericName03 years ago
free house, heck yeah
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quak9 years ago
What if u hav gloves
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JohnPariah11 years ago
why do I want the playboy mansion?
I'd just kick everyone out, probably
free mansion
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EveMae7 years ago
Have someone move them out of the way permanently. Thus you"re not actually touching them. Ta da!
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bily bob9 years ago
this is dumb and you should feel ashamed
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Joey448 years ago
Sell the mansion? Mad profit
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evanthecannon9 years ago
what's the point
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TheVeilUser9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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Donjaron8 years ago
i would sell it
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millayeet5 years ago
what are the playboy bunnies?
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babybear20209 years ago
I'm a girl anyways...
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WillYouPressTheButton?10 years ago
what the fuck is a playboy mansion
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Unknown229 years ago
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Michael Draganovic12 years ago
blueball yourself ?
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Matth3wN7 years ago
I'll sell it, I don't want a mansion.
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RandyNightingale8 years ago
Wear gloves
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CaptinGamer9 years ago
What if the bed is a bunnie?
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Mr.MLGDoge9 years ago
Ome word.Gloves.
OguzhanYigit8 years ago
You touch that anyway
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Halo Prime9 years ago
I would want the mansion. Then I would throw out these weird girls and clean everything and voila I have a Bug nice house.
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Duneagendalast year
Kill them all
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Bofo19911 years ago
Sell it
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SinonMercer7 years ago
Cool. Think off all the money you can make.
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Spyglass749 years ago
What's the point then?
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SamBaum8 years ago
i has a man to fondle instead besides those girls are unhealthy or am i thinking of victoria secret? fuck it its all un realistic and pretty much the same shit with a differenet name
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Haileyishbae9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Gabriel Dan Grosu12 years ago
Cool, I'll have my personal slaves and I don't even have to touch them! MWHAHAHAHAHHA!
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BobDobbs9 years ago
Kick 'em all out and enjoy the free mansion. Or just sell the joint. I'm not gonna be touching any Playboy bunnies as it is, so whatever.
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