Will You Press The Button?

TomStevenlast year

Try to do it by yourself

ashleighpurdy9 years ago

So I become a youtube gamer. And become so popular they can't fire me xd hahaha

MasterA8 years ago

so ur keemsttar

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John Ellis12 years ago

My dream job is to be President of the Universe. Also I get to set my own pay. Fifty trillion dollars a year, that's $250,000,000,000,000.00 when I retire. Then I crash the global economy! Yay!

Iliagamer1234 years ago

And with that money you make a business and make more money! Then research the invincibility pill and become immortal!

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VenomousCompany8 years ago

What if you speak that language inherently and you are in that area?

Xanderiah9 years ago

Make a buttload of money and retire,no downside.

snapnat9 years ago

I found a loophole: My dream job is to be a YouTuber, you can't get fired from filming yourself just being yourself.

Yourmother28374747363747384773847738473764637588373757383763 years ago

You can get baned

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Butts-R-Lyfe7 years ago

Getting payed $50,000,000,000 a day to watch Netflix Hell yea

starducks8 years ago

supreme overlord of the universe space and time... basically an all powerful god

Xavier Thilking12 years ago

So, I work for the Navy as an Admiral, get discharged, and recieve a pension. Fuck you, I'll take it.

Joe Larson12 years ago

My dream job is to be head of the Russian mob. Therefore, I'm the one that does the hiring. And, the shooting. Double win.

Z0m41e7 years ago

And then someone shoots you. Fuck.

TimeLadyPandora8 years ago

Help make prosthetics for 5 years for MILLIONS OF MOOLAH.

Van guard9 years ago

Become a Youtuber can't get fired from that

anime lover 1209 years ago

ME TOO WITH YOUTUBER! I WILL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT ME AND LEVI!

werty9 years ago

Pfft, join nasa and get LOOOAAAADS of moneys!

Radonehere9 years ago

Anyone weird name tom will hire me

Lucastolast year

Just get the highest paying job there is and do nothing! The dilemma didnt specify if you would get fired in between those 5 years so its an easy win-win

smsff710 years ago

I get a crazy good paying job like big budget movie star and have millions to play with

Somepersonapparently8 years ago

General secretary of U.S.S.R.(I must reunite it first😉)

Melanie45357 years ago

Yey I get to work in taco 🔔

Gabriel Alvarez12 years ago

I'll do alot of stuff as fast a possible.

Lol why do I need a username 8 years ago

If I never get hired by anyone... how did I get my dream job?

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NoIWon't9 years ago

Oh god... I'm gonna be killed by a Supremekitty! I hope its painless.

Rosieposey9 years ago

I want to have all the money in the world and if thays part of the job then I wont have to work again ever anyways

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missmeowstin7 years ago

Can't be fired by Youtube. I"M A YOUTUBER

xxXJOHNCENAXxx9 years ago

hello unemployment line

JessicaMasterson8 years ago

Can you fire yourself?

oldnotweak10 years ago

my dream job involves getting payed hundreds of millions of dollars for coming up with an idea and letting other people try to make it real

HelloThereM88 years ago

Start your own business without a boss and you can't get fired ha XD

grimgamer9 years ago

I will just open my own f***ing company

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

My dream job is to be an unfireable god. That means I can set my own pay (idk maybe 45 udecillion pounds per hour) and I can't get fired. Great

SansTheSkelebro9 years ago

I guess I got fired because I slept all day.. Welp.

CheesyPeesy9 years ago

I'll make them pay, oh i will

GamingEinstein7 years ago

I want money

Kelli Sue Connolly12 years ago

My dream job is to be a billionaire. Suck it.

Horny Preteen9 years ago

My Dream Job Is The God Of Sex

Panifex8 years ago

In my dream job, I make enough to retire comfortably after five years anyway

SngLol9 years ago

If my dream job doesn't include tons of cash I can just get it 5 years before I retire. Then I won't need another job anyway

anime lover 1209 years ago

NOTICE ME LEVI SENPAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JinxKitty8 years ago

i cant be fired bc like i'll be my own boss 😂

zane from o'khasis9 years ago

iron man

Iamslowlyfollingyoulast year

but how will i retire. Oh no there is a predicement

TeddyBear10 years ago

I'm 57, so I have my dream until 62, then I'm retired.

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