My dream job is to be President of the Universe. Also I get to set my own pay. Fifty trillion dollars a year, that's $250,000,000,000,000.00 when I retire. Then I crash the global economy! Yay!
Iliagamer1235 years ago
And with that money you make a business and make more money! Then research the invincibility pill and become immortal!
Getting payed $50,000,000,000 a day to watch Netflix
Hell yea
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starducks10 years ago
supreme overlord of the universe space and time... basically an all powerful god
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Xavier Thilking13 years ago
So, I work for the Navy as an Admiral, get discharged, and recieve a pension. Fuck you, I'll take it.
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Joe Larson13 years ago
My dream job is to be head of the Russian mob. Therefore, I'm the one that does the hiring. And, the shooting. Double win.
Z0m41e8 years ago
And then someone shoots you. Fuck.
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JamesJay10 years ago
Google CEO $100m paycheck per year
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Ketrikal9 years ago
How do you get fired from being assistant dolphin washer for Al Capone?
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Butterteam511 years ago
Become a astronaut and go to mars for the rest of yor life and they can't fire u
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Aydenp29 years ago
I wanna be president and not have to do any work!
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Frisky the frisk10 years ago
Howdy
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ThatsInsane10 years ago
Iz be a Trillonare
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Megalogini11 years ago
I don't think I can get fired from being a youtuber.
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ObvMoaz4 years ago
I can get the highest paying job in this universe.. then by the time i retire I"d have enough money to survive and live a great life until i die!
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asdguy0012 years ago
my dream job is being the absolute ruler of the universe, getting paid a practically infinite amount of money.
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mattib41311 years ago
But you can have a job that pays alot of money and retire after they fire you
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GlutNy9 years ago
I want to become a youtuber. they cant delete my channel for no reason
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Clay James Belter13 years ago
If it's my dream job then I'd be in charge so I can't be fired >:D
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pengie929010 years ago
My dream job would be one that gets me enough money in five years to be set for life. Then I can continue it as a hobby, if I so choose once those five years are up.
...Also, what happens if my dream job is to be the boss, and no one has the power or authority to get me fired.
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GamerSansYT9 years ago
I already have my dream job!
Youtube!
And
My fishies!
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anime lover 12010 years ago
I WANNA BE IN SURVEY CORPS SO I CAN BE WITH LEVI
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kapeo11 years ago
Bill gates. 2000$ every 3 secs x 5 years hll fuckibg yeah
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Zoe_Panda02511 years ago
What if you made your own job
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meatloavelast year
My dream job is having sex with 18 yr old hotties and my work space is a luxury condo and my pay is 2mil$ month tax free. My severance package is 150,000,000$ tax free , the condo , three company cars , a company Jetstream and helicopter and 800ft yacht as...[Show full comment]
meatloavelast year
And a partirdge in a pear tree..... Now go fuck your mother
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dogdude11 years ago
just quit after 4 1/2 years
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Teh_ducktor9 years ago
Star fleet
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JandK7 years ago
My dream job is a streamer that also earns loads of cash (enough for my whole life)
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Brian Poole13 years ago
I don't have a dream job win win
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Fandom10 years ago
Well just become someone who is well payed, get like 5 billion dollars per year and afterwards you can just relax and do whatever you want to do
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TurnedIntoaDragon11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!
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Superduperbooperdooper10 years ago
Then I'll do my own job being poodiepie
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irishdragon511 years ago
What if my dream job involves me being my own boss? Or involves me gaining a massive amount of resources that I could retire on?
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lols banta11 years ago
be a youtuber you have no bss
snapnat11 years ago
I commented the same thing. XD
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LaurenNStuff9 years ago
You can't fire a self implored person. (Probably, idk)
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Annia1234510 years ago
Make my own business. Problem Solved
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william44449 years ago
What if in my dream job I'm the boss? The one who does the hiring and the firing
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Mr.poffy 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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ScottishCookie4 years ago
Become highets power, solve every issue.
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Kinjames101011 years ago
PurpleUnicorn
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your...[Show full comment]
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pinktoxicqueen11 years ago
Fuck this one.
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jshaw718 years ago
Better to have a dream job, than not, my dream job would being an indie game devoloper, of a hugely successful zombie game
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Maximum Lorbry10 years ago
my dream job is being the creator of the usiverse i would get that job and deleat this and never get fired and ill ahve infinate money
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joaquin559 years ago
My dream job is getting 1 trillion dollars a year for doing nothing at all.
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anime lover 12010 years ago
LEVI SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Agressif11 years ago
My dream job is to be a money maker
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Doflamingo11 years ago
I want to be a universal dictator and get payed $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 a month
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