You become a bestseller writer and make a fortune
but
You works are ridiculed by the public and are only popular with stupid teenage girls
I will not

lifehacker420 9 years ago
Publish under an assumed name so no one knows it"s you!

Psykness 5 years ago
1) I'm rich, I no longer have to care about ridicule. 2) All those teenage fangirls will be women in a few years. 3) Negotiate an acting part in the inevitable movie and or TV series. Fame, fortune, women.

forwhateverreason 11 years ago
Um leave girls alone???? I would love to have a ton of fangirls love my book because that's the highest honor??? Don't fuck with teenage girls we are a powerful force

TrueFacts 9 years ago
To have raped

chickenugget0 8 years ago
call me stupid again I dare you

Nytroma 5 years ago
Ok stupid

mgapope 10 years ago
Stephanie Meyers pressed this button

KoolGal 11 years ago
This is basically saying you become Stephanie Meyer.

Rhiannon Khoury 13 years ago
This sounds like Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. (ignoring the fact that some mothers enjoyed it, too)

Kitty_cats_and_potatoes 9 years ago
I actually liked the graphic novel of twilight. I guarantee you that I am not stupid.
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Leah_770 9 years ago
Who the hell rights these questions twilight fans.

CasperCitrus 10 years ago
WE FOUND TWILIGHT

Darrien Colon 13 years ago
I have money. Do I really care that you ridicule my work? Teachers have made me immune to that...

LotsofLokilove 8 years ago
Ummmm what’s rong with teen girls??!!!
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OmniOmega 10 years ago
so, what you"re saying is riches AND groupies? count me in! :P

Spuffy 10 years ago
So basically twilight?

Davidtheguy7080 11 years ago
Me- I will make an army of girls to take over the world! Girls- Only if you act like a dreamy vampire Me- Well shit bring out the glitter and ready to tear shirt

Miko_ackerman 11 years ago
Yes. Just because of the money. I'm not saying that I am greedy. I'm saying that I need it for my family. Haha.

killer471090 11 years ago
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lilPhill321 11 years ago
sounds lilke Twilight

HowlAlpha 11 years ago
Wait so I write Twilight

Mariana Regalado 13 years ago
As someone who wants to be a writer in the near future, no. No freaking way. Any self respecting writer should write for the sake of a good book and never for the sake of money and fame. If the book is good and you get money, fantastic, but that should NOT be the most important part.

Caribou 5 years ago
The public ridicules a lot of things that don't deserve it. Meanwhile you have your public of teenage girls.
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Eric Rafael Mora 13 years ago
Pseudonyms ftw.

Melissa Leman 13 years ago
Hey, I'm making a fortune, I'm fine.

BadTimeSans1 10 years ago
Heh Well god speed

Cloop421 11 years ago
Stupid girls are just... annoying they need to get smart

Erinblue 10 years ago
Fuck your we are smart

Noobslayerxxxxx 6 years ago
Money=money

smsff7 11 years ago
So find some hot 18 and 19 year olds :P

cakelover22204 10 years ago
Do I hear... Fanfiction?

Annie332016 11 years ago
Jajajaja stupid dilemma

AndreiWazz 8 years ago
Hell no

hixrabbit 12 years ago
so twilight

GabeKoga 10 years ago
You'll still get rich there are a lot of teens

Thechaoticwasp 9 years ago
having a best seller written by you isn't something you turn your nose up at

Antar R. Benson 13 years ago
I will be one Twilight writing rich man!

Celia Ace 10 years ago
I'll prefer to kill myself

Babes 10 years ago
High five.

blackmaw last year
i'm rich now. so idgaf about ridicule 👽

blergh 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

SharkMark13 11 years ago
I could probably get a record

MouseGirl 5 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502194

ForgottenUsernames 11 years ago
I don't want to create more Twilights. There are way too many Twilights in the world. There should be 0.

MangoMango 9 years ago
You works? Hell yea ill get free money and ill be an awesome writer :^) Error 404 Downside not found!

devilsadvocate689 8 years ago
Stop calling my fans stupid

elephantalgorithms 12 years ago
1) money is money 2) there's nothing wrong with teenage girls

exepire 11 years ago
sorry bruh, but i have better things im thinkin about, like becoming somebody THAT ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE

mynamesjeff 10 years ago
I give my opinion and im always wrong...

Flarezo 11 years ago
"and make a fortune" do I care where that fortune comes from? no.

devilsadvocate689 9 years ago
well my book would be really popular so I didn't want to be responsible for making people stupid.

Carolina Herrera 13 years ago
Doesn't matter at all if I write under a pseudonym. Get all the money and no one other than my publishers need know my face.

zt.alivet 3 years ago
WHY NOT

Mel_the_Melon 9 years ago
I don't care if only stupid teenage girls read my books. I"d be accomplishing my dream!

quirkycloudy 11 years ago
AT LEAST IM RICH

DragoKnight589 6 years ago
write the books under a fake name

SaberTooth017 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCK

Agarillobob 11 years ago
I won´t I wanna make seroius writing

Iodyne 12 years ago
50-50
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