Will You Press The Button?

KeganGraham 8 years ago

You could use this to your advantage. For instance, you could tell Apple to remain the same and invest in Samsung. Once Apple fails, their stocks will plummet, and the users will go elsewhere--to Samsung, namely. Stocks shoot up, and you rake in the dollar bills.

ButtonWitch 5 years ago

RIP Metaverse

zaouyorae 11 years ago

dudeeeee... a decade is surely very a long time enough to having fun...

Thiqboi 7 years ago

They said within the decade it could happen tommorow

robeagle 11 years ago

DESTROY APPLE, DESTROY WINDOWS, Build my own Empire Company, Buy out Windows & Apple ,Bring them back to Life = INFINITE EMPIRE MONEY AND POWERR!!! UNLIMITTEDDD POWERRR

Tutitipp 9 years ago

But it will eventually fail bc you were the one choosing the policy of it :D

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The-big-red-button 7 years ago

Goodbye Costco

GabrielGonzalezCerdas 9 years ago

So I could basically milk a mega corporation for money for 10 years, make it"s stock peak in value just as the 10 years are coming to a close, make a last huge profit and jump out of the sinking boat? Nice prospect.

Niggerswitch 8 years ago

Bye bye Electronic art

Destiny Parker 13 years ago

Yes!! no more evil corporations, down with walmart!

AlarmedMantis 3 years ago

https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/nerd-face-emoji-clever-emoticon-with-glasses-geek-student_3482-1193.jpg?w=2000 me when i have no idea

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Diamondmatter 11 years ago

I'll just do it to the companies that should fail!

Stropey 9 years ago

A"ight Comcast, you now have to spend your profits on charities. You also are required to spend 3 hours a day on Reddit or 4Chan. I'm out, *walks out, dabbing*

clormodtehtoad 4 months ago

a titan among men

Krusek 9 years ago

Change policy of big and bad company to give you all their money.

The1Dino_Man 10 years ago

Down with EA

Space Unicorn 11 years ago

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FloweyTheButton 9 years ago

DESTROY BANDI

Laserwolf 4 years ago

Sounds like a semi easy way to get rich off of stocks if you know what you"re doing. Like magical insider trading that no one can prove

Adelino Grupelli Penedo 13 years ago

All the money won by the company will be given to me, they have to fail in a decade, thus, a decade of money

Mekoo 9 years ago

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hearthfireheart 10 years ago

Down with them all bich

CherryReti 11 years ago

No upside

burst2365 11 years ago

well Walmart is going first.... XD

DecZO 10 years ago

I dictate infinity ward to stop making bad games, TreyArch takes over ;)

Tengu5 9 years ago

BYE BYE, EA GAMES!

Galpal 2 years ago

Think about it. You can bring all companies to the ground. Nestle, which uses slave labor, collapses in on itself because you chose it to. That's awesome

Mykael Creo 12 years ago

Given my immediate target would be Blizzard Entertainment, I see no downside. And what I'd dictate would lead them to fail. Immediately. I'd make them shut down all production of all games, and they'd shrivel and die.

Loto 11 years ago

Step 1: dictate EA Step 2: wait a decade and give all copyrights from EA away. Step 3: rejoice as you save the world of gamers from crappy games

Coolman86 5 years ago

Everything is free

Zachary Hensler 13 years ago

i would press it and use it to dictate the policy of abortion clinics to make them fail. -Zachs best friend

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Apple :)

jshaw71 8 years ago

I'll dictate of my company yet to be founded a small game company focusing on action games mostly

Akash 10 years ago

Simple, make the company's policy: "Impossible to fail"

XxX_RealSwagmaster_XxX 11 years ago

Make samsung burn

thetakenking51 10 years ago

yes u could just find a bad coppany that you hate and make it wors

zie 11 years ago

ah yes I can change police brutality for a few years I s'pose

assassinboy 9 years ago

by by ebay

E1steve 4 years ago

I get to delete any compony.

gijswillem1 12 years ago

Aplle bye bye

ockeybuto 11 years ago

I'd get rid of Ford. And I could get anything I wanted. I would also just tell them to change the name of the company, it wouldn't be the same company so it wouldn't fail if I didn't want it to.

ZcamoZ 11 years ago

Loophole m8

Hiphop75 10 years ago

I"d destroy Trump"s business

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

No. It filed bankrupcy 6 times. It always comes up again

schematixx 11 years ago

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Perhaps 6 years ago

You know all those shitty mobile games? I would use this power to remove the ads on them, and eventually they shut down. Soooo... I see this as an absolute win!

Donderpants 11 years ago

Which one though? EA, Sony, Amazon, Apple, Google, there's so many choices! Meh, I'd probably just go for Apple. Their new policy- give every cent to me. Sony will probably die in that time anyway, and the others.... I'll just learn to live with their evil ways.

Grew 9 years ago

Fuck the apple

Macucumber 10 years ago

Set dividend of apple on 100%, buy an ass full of stocks. wait 10 years till it fails. boom rich

Etherealstorm 9 years ago

I'll dictate all corporations that control government. In 10 years, America is free at last!

Stagnant 11 years ago

Never again will I have to speak to phone support in India.

Drumma last year

Step 1: Put a huge short option on X Step 2: Establish proper moderation and banning of all political content Step 3: Wait and enjoy your popcorn Step 4: Collect Money.

oldnotweak 11 years ago

apple gives all its money to me and apologizes to the world until they shut their doors forever

rtyhtfyhtfyh 5 years ago

Goodbye, Monsanto, Nestle, IBM, Nintendo, Game Freak, Electronic Arts, most record labels, and other companies. I will make their finals years years of putting all their resources into environmental preservation and environmental activism.

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

I hereby dictate that walmart's new official policy is to give all their excess money to me...and force everyone in their company to get paid the same amount.

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

*enters the meeting* alright gentlemen, I have created our new policy. All your funds and assets will be given to me over the next ten years as I start to create my own company, and you can't actively wast the money you are going to give to me >:)

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