Will You Press The Button?

TohruAdachi 2 years ago

didnt even need to read the bottom

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 9 months ago

Same here. If it was Camp Half-Blood I might actually be tempted.

GameRaven13 10 years ago

Well, looks like I'm just gonna become hella good at Defense Against the Dark Arts. He might be immortal, but if I can be a strong enough wizard to protect myself and my hypothetical family, then sure, I'd be up for it.

AJthebluejay 11 years ago

We don't have to destroy him, we just trap him. Problem solved. *puts on sunglasses*

thebestHarleyQuinn 10 years ago

Become a death eater, though voldy in a hole while he"s sleeping and bury him there, become the new dark Lord :)

Zachymcsmacky 11 years ago

I may not be able to kill him but I would feed him through a magic industrial mincer and place each individual thread of mince in a 20 foot thick magic black box filled with every pathogen and corrosive fluid in the universe submerged beneath the Earth's c... [Show full comment]

Duckington 6 years ago

fair, that would be defeat to me

Aidan McNeil 13 years ago

become a deatheater. definitely worth it

Flameice2 10 years ago

Or be Voldemort

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WolfToGame 10 years ago

HUG HIM SO HE CAN'T MOVE AND KICK AWAY HIS WAND. His deatheaters will probably just laugh at him, you're all good.

livvy_bird 10 years ago

Yay! That means he never died! *has little party*

PattySharpe 8 years ago

Great one!!!!!

Christiana Archer 13 years ago

WHO SAID WE COULDN'T "TRAP" HIM FOR ALL ETERINTY? WE DON'T HAVE TO DESTROY HIM! :D

SceptileandMew 5 years ago

@EpicDragon6879 its a pun u fuckin dumbass

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Cocoacuphead 8 years ago

I would join him

the-idiot 9 years ago

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RollOut514 9 years ago

I see no positives

solset 10 years ago

i wanna know what house i would be in

PTDJgaming 10 years ago

what even is hogwartz?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@Mrs fabulous the3rd ShUt Up. JuSt StOp TaLkInG. iF u DoN’t LiKe GiRlS, tHeN dOn’T pReSs BuTtOnS iNvOlViNg ThE gIrL oF yOuR dReAmS.

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Underdog150 10 years ago

What's stopping you from beating him in a duel, taking and snaping his wand and locking him up?

Unicorn111 11 years ago

Help him take over the world

DragonsAreCool 11 years ago

Voldemort, time for you to go to mars :)

Hedg3h09 11 years ago

Lock him in prison

TheJonoInferno 8 years ago

*have

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Fenbi 11 years ago

What the other comments say are what I was sorta thinking lol

Etho452 11 years ago

Push im in a hole he can't get out of

BloodyMoron 11 years ago

Screw good guys, I'll just join Voldemort's team! I'm sure we'll be great pals

Emily.xoxoxo3 11 years ago

Find a way to lock him up. Get the elder wand that can do any shit. Kill him. BOOM

SilentKills115 11 years ago

Kick him in the balls, snap his wand, hand him to dementors, toss him into a metal coffin with no way to move, then bury it... in the core of the earth. If the balls part doesn't work, get one horcrux of his and destroy it near him to incapacitate him. Problem solved.

HarleyQuinn 11 years ago

Funny thing is even immortals have a weakness

visualtrav 11 years ago

WOAH! I AM SEEING PEOPLE SAYING THAT THEY DON'T LIKE HARRY POTTER! FIRST OFF, HAVE YOU READ THE BOOKS! IF YOU HAVN'T, YOU ARE A DISGRACE FOR SAYING THAT IT SUCKS! IF YOU HAVE, YOU ARE A DISGRACE FOR NOT LIKING HARRY POTTER!

torrentarrow 11 years ago

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Skychaos 11 years ago

SEAL THE BITCH AWAY UNDERGROUND BEDROCK STYLE

Destini Keesee 13 years ago

But. I'm going to Hogwarts.. sooo. We'll deal with the second problem later.

Free Mr. Lucas 11 years ago

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Leo Ryan 13 years ago

just trap him into another dimension

Rachel Lynn Fladager 13 years ago

I dont give a fuck I would do it just to go to Hogwarts! :p

noah10204 10 years ago

lose - lose :P

BanBan 3 years ago

Sure. whatever. i dont fucking care anymore.

Spekky 11 years ago

I don't care and then hide in the corner

MapleWoodLeaves 9 years ago

W-wait, then what happend to Harry in the battle of Hogwarts? Meanwhile: HARRY POTTER IS DEAD! *Weird Voldy grunt*

1032 11 years ago

I CAN FINALLY GO HOME!!!

castielhearmycry 10 years ago

Cage him eternally

MastermindOfTrouble 6 years ago

Pull a Gilderoy Lockhart and make him lose his memory.

ThanatosDelta 10 years ago

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