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Hogwarts is real and you were chosen to attend
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Voldemort is immortal and there is no way of destroying him, meaning he is a danger to the whole world including your family
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TohruAdachi 2 years ago
didnt even need to read the bottom

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 9 months ago
Same here. If it was Camp Half-Blood I might actually be tempted.

GameRaven13 10 years ago
Well, looks like I'm just gonna become hella good at Defense Against the Dark Arts. He might be immortal, but if I can be a strong enough wizard to protect myself and my hypothetical family, then sure, I'd be up for it.

AJthebluejay 11 years ago
We don't have to destroy him, we just trap him. Problem solved. *puts on sunglasses*

thebestHarleyQuinn 10 years ago
Become a death eater, though voldy in a hole while he"s sleeping and bury him there, become the new dark Lord :)

Zachymcsmacky 11 years ago
I may not be able to kill him but I would feed him through a magic industrial mincer and place each individual thread of mince in a 20 foot thick magic black box filled with every pathogen and corrosive fluid in the universe submerged beneath the Earth's c... [Show full comment]

Duckington 6 years ago
fair, that would be defeat to me

Aidan McNeil 13 years ago
become a deatheater. definitely worth it

Flameice2 10 years ago
Or be Voldemort
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WolfToGame 10 years ago
HUG HIM SO HE CAN'T MOVE AND KICK AWAY HIS WAND. His deatheaters will probably just laugh at him, you're all good.

livvy_bird 10 years ago
Yay! That means he never died! *has little party*

PattySharpe 8 years ago
Great one!!!!!

Christiana Archer 13 years ago
WHO SAID WE COULDN'T "TRAP" HIM FOR ALL ETERINTY? WE DON'T HAVE TO DESTROY HIM! :D

SceptileandMew 5 years ago
@EpicDragon6879 its a pun u fuckin dumbass
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Cocoacuphead 8 years ago
I would join him

the-idiot 9 years ago
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RollOut514 9 years ago
I see no positives

solset 10 years ago
i wanna know what house i would be in

PTDJgaming 10 years ago
what even is hogwartz?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
@Mrs fabulous the3rd ShUt Up. JuSt StOp TaLkInG. iF u DoN’t LiKe GiRlS, tHeN dOn’T pReSs BuTtOnS iNvOlViNg ThE gIrL oF yOuR dReAmS.
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Underdog150 10 years ago
What's stopping you from beating him in a duel, taking and snaping his wand and locking him up?

Unicorn111 11 years ago
Help him take over the world

DragonsAreCool 11 years ago
Voldemort, time for you to go to mars :)

Hedg3h09 11 years ago
Lock him in prison

TheJonoInferno 8 years ago
*have
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Fenbi 11 years ago
What the other comments say are what I was sorta thinking lol

Etho452 11 years ago
Push im in a hole he can't get out of

BloodyMoron 11 years ago
Screw good guys, I'll just join Voldemort's team! I'm sure we'll be great pals

Emily.xoxoxo3 11 years ago
Find a way to lock him up. Get the elder wand that can do any shit. Kill him. BOOM

SilentKills115 11 years ago
Kick him in the balls, snap his wand, hand him to dementors, toss him into a metal coffin with no way to move, then bury it... in the core of the earth. If the balls part doesn't work, get one horcrux of his and destroy it near him to incapacitate him. Problem solved.

HarleyQuinn 11 years ago
Funny thing is even immortals have a weakness

visualtrav 11 years ago
WOAH! I AM SEEING PEOPLE SAYING THAT THEY DON'T LIKE HARRY POTTER! FIRST OFF, HAVE YOU READ THE BOOKS! IF YOU HAVN'T, YOU ARE A DISGRACE FOR SAYING THAT IT SUCKS! IF YOU HAVE, YOU ARE A DISGRACE FOR NOT LIKING HARRY POTTER!

torrentarrow 11 years ago
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Skychaos 11 years ago
SEAL THE BITCH AWAY UNDERGROUND BEDROCK STYLE

Destini Keesee 13 years ago
But. I'm going to Hogwarts.. sooo. We'll deal with the second problem later.

Free Mr. Lucas 11 years ago
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Leo Ryan 13 years ago
just trap him into another dimension

Rachel Lynn Fladager 13 years ago
I dont give a fuck I would do it just to go to Hogwarts! :p

Wildheart-younglove 8 years ago
Become a legend and always fight he who shall not be named

Josie Howard 13 years ago
This means that I will shun 56% of the people who use this website.

torrentarrow 11 years ago
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snazzythewolf 10 years ago
i don't like harry potter >:(

CitrusSunbather 2 years ago
I didn't provoke Voldemort. Why did he kill me and my family? And can't we kill him, can't we seal him?

CONSTANTPWN 11 years ago
I'm not a fan of hogworts

HarrisonWellsVZM 9 years ago
why not join him XD???????

Free Mr. Lucas 11 years ago
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XmAaRon 6 years ago
Just become a deatheater

Theocelotlover (YouTube) 11 years ago
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bowserk44 9 years ago
F yes that would be awesome ravenclaw here I come

Loopholer22 8 years ago
Just don't go

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud 12 years ago
Voldemort's long dead in 2015. Therefore, no downside.

Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago
He already dead so

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
That means Harry can't be destroyed ether because Harry is one of Voldemort's horcruxes.

Rcubed1126 9 years ago
Cast a trapping spell on him forever, and take away his wand so he can't counter.

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
there are fates worse than death

Ocelotz 9 years ago
But i will betray hogwarts, i will become the darkest wizard of all time, i show no mercy towards anyone children and adults alike, my final goal is to annilate all of humanity.

darkeAngel 10 years ago
Well I like him so wheres the probleme?:)

Darcy 11 years ago
I will make the sacrifice and not go to hogwarts

Tristwch_cudd 7 years ago
Throw him in to a volcano lock him in a box and drop in in the sea you can kill him dose not mean you cant get rid of him
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