You get to be the president of the USA forever
but
You won't be able to have sex for 5 years
I will not

cuttlefishCuddler 3 years ago
YEP! ANYT)(ING to get rid of t)(e current one. Also, I don't even N-E-ED sex!

MySistersBigToe 10 years ago
*asexual laughter*

lukkkas 11 years ago
no problem for me i am 12

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago
Not anymore.
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DrCrypt 11 years ago
I don't want to be president

JamesForeigner 9 years ago
Ayy! I was wondering how long before I"d find someone who shared my sentiments here.

Gettothetardis 9 years ago
Im too young for sex yay i win

Cross-sansy 10 years ago
I'm 13 and not play ingredients on sex any time soon

urjdvtshczfudj last year
你现在21岁

smhlol32 11 years ago
It's just 5 years and you could be president FOREVER

realdonaldj 10 years ago
Two words: Donald Trump

realdonaldj 9 years ago
Lol got 1 like Ez

sigurdrp 10 years ago
I'm just 10, so i cant have it for 5 years anyway

Inka Halme 13 years ago
I don't want to have sex anyway.

au1234 4 years ago
Same
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EmmaWhitehead 9 years ago
*asexual laughter*

Nerdyboy 10 years ago
It'll be five years before i am ABLE to have sex because I'm 14

Rick-summer-morty 9 years ago
Forever as in your immortal so after5 years just fuck all de bitches

DevPatel 9 years ago
Bruh im pretty young by the time the 5 years are over i still wouldn" be alloud to have sex so WTF

spurius187 9 years ago
I'm CANADIAN, BITCH!!!

Kevin Tubridy 13 years ago
a president for life kinda defeats the purpose..... might as well call yourself a king or a dictator.

The-Clever-One 5 years ago
Wait am i immortal
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jkmc1205 10 years ago
First, I was thinking, I'm too young to have sex, then I was thinking, why would I want to be president? Nope.

dorkthelegend 11 years ago
Seems like 52% dont have a woman/ girlfriend or are too young^^ and wtf schould i do in the usa this country is fucked up enough without a student gamer president already^^

Amber Swanson 13 years ago
America just turned into Hell

Froggiekoto 9 years ago
If I was president, one, I would have to do lots of work, two, America would probably blow up.

Sesna 11 years ago
And get assassinated? Hell no.

sigurdrp 10 years ago
Well then we get rid of Trump

DennisCA 6 years ago
Only five? Ok i agree

sonicj01 10 years ago
i am 11

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago
upside?

DontPressButton 10 years ago
I don't want to be the president

*beast* 11 years ago
11 yrs lol m8

Fuckface11111 7 years ago
I'm 13 sooooo

ChillZedd 10 years ago
Kill democracy, get stuck in a stressful job for the rest of your life and lose sex for 5 years? I don't see an upside.

Featherflight7 9 years ago
No. I'll just let you people handle this

horrible person 11 years ago
ForEVER?! I'm debating whether that's good or bad. On one hand, FOREVER!!!! On the other hand, does that mean I can do whatever and not be impeached? Cuz that'd be AWESOME!

Bagger-BK 8 years ago
There are blowjobs.

reaper00 11 years ago
You get to be president forever but you can't do it with someone unroll 5 years ok

Migdin1 9 years ago
I dont want to move to America or become president...

Sunny Side-up Dick 11 years ago
You can fvck everything after 5 yrs suffering bitch.

Silly_Simon 3 years ago
*laughs in asexual*

kurapika 10 years ago
im in frikin middle school

pzhikcloethaeges likhrethyioprioj 12 years ago
double downside

notthatimportant 10 years ago
I'm not american so how would that work?

monkeyfromspace 11 years ago
i don't need to have sex

ishsbsjshsh 6 years ago
I am 12

( Jeff The Killer ) 10 years ago
Nope.I dont see myself ever becoming Ptesident. I wouldnt be able to handle it

Wesley Coolen 13 years ago
I knew the country would be run by dead people sooner or later

mein-fuhrer 9 years ago
I'm still a virgin

RandomCookiesTheFangurl 11 years ago
I DON'T WANNA BE PREZ

waterwinter7857 6 years ago
im still under age

Crazyjay58 10 years ago
Not gay but this seems interesting

Jason Dittmann 13 years ago
well in five years I will be 18 so fuck it why not?

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
The current president would be so stressed by his choices

predatorxsp 11 years ago
I don't want to be involved in politics, so I will not!
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