If I must live in a zoo but could talk to animals, I could just sit around and make myself filthy rich, as well as make the zoo filthy rich. I'd build a mansion in the zoo and live there with a bunch of guard-elephants and whoever I invite over to hear jokes from moray eel comics.
Just because you live somewhere, doesn't mean you can't leave and/or go on vacation... :P
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Amy Butler12 years ago
that'd be pretty cool actually =P
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Bobby Schick12 years ago
worth
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David Anderson12 years ago
This would be cool, as long as you don't get locked up in a cage with an animal that hates you anyways. But, if they loved you, you could get quite rich getting into dangerous animal pits and chilling there. Like bathtubs full of snakes, but you could talk to them all.
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I AM WILDCAT9 years ago
I'd do it
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AgentSquidbeak9 years ago
plot an escape plan with the lions
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HussainRaza7 years ago
What if I talk about breaking out?
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Milkshake10 years ago
yesss
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
It makes no difference because I'm a cat.
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BraunesToast9 years ago
My house is build in a zoo. OHHHHHHHHH GET REKT M8
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uncleltr8 years ago
What"s the point of doing so if Harambe isn't there?
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ninjagoron9 years ago
This is my dream!
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GeminiiJinxx9 years ago
Live in a zoo, never said I can't ever leave, I mean, you live in a house, but that isn't where you stay 24/7!
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Tomaratovs6 years ago
Make the zoo in my house
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MCGamerGirl3179 years ago
I could help the animals escape if they wanted. Screw humanity
AF7 years ago
They wouldn't survive nature...
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LeFabQueen9 years ago
Ermmm.... No.
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TheEnchanted10 years ago
Loophole: Only go there to sleep
Upside #2: Free zoo visits!
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clawfang11439 years ago
I ALREADY LIVE IN ONE! HA!
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AKKI.9last year
I AINT LIVIN IN NO ZOO
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WhereMiseryLies11 years ago
But I like not knowing what animals are saying
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SamJohn8 years ago
So basically Dr Doolittle and the zookeeper mixed together
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ThePaulDude4 years ago
There"s no upside to this.
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Viable_Golem43758 years ago
In my house we literally have 11 animals, I think that counts as a zoo.
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bigbadwolf9 years ago
So basically i would just be another animal in the zoo? Thanks but no thanks
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Jaeha9 years ago
Zoo's make huge profits sometimes.
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AgentSquidbeak9 years ago
plot an escape plan with the lions
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Catpozas7 years ago
I love cages :)
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Gylyan10 years ago
animals DO NOT SPEAK, so i don't see the upside of this
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mermaidrebel8 years ago
heck yes]
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Razor9 years ago
Could be a traveling zoo
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Dragonperson8 years ago
Make you house a zoo
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MarkJackPewds9 years ago
I could just live there for five minutes and be able to talk to animals still they never said how long to live there
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DobyKoishi4 years ago
I will do that! I like animals =D
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Guy Who Watches Slenderman9 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/364368
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Zoto9 years ago
No chance
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verigull5 years ago
hell fucking yeah
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Username110 years ago
I like zoos.
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CombativeGoal483397 years ago
That makes me animal
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Denyancq9 years ago
Why not?
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Bluons8 years ago
My room is a zoo :/
Kittenlover1018 years ago
Haha same.
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snapnat9 years ago
I doesn't say that something could be built at the zoo for you to live in. LOOPHOLE!!!
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