Will You Press The Button?

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

Alright here we go: 1. Nothing is perfect. 2. I have a girlfriend and she"s the only one for me. 3. I don't need a ridiculous amount of money. 4. I don't want fame. At all. Ever.

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

the button makes your life perfect...

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that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

THE THE!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! WHAT IS THE THE!?!?!?!?!?!?

ImNotAFish 8 years ago

Can I join? My hat is made of cerran wrap though

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Spewkies 9 years ago

Hey, the candle that shrines twice as bright, burns twice as fast.

Tymberlejk 9 years ago

Nice one :D

Yodarocks2000 10 years ago

But what if you aren't attracted to girls?

Nightpytt 9 years ago

So true lol

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Why does everyone think the perfect life is wealth, fame & being a chick magnet? Surely just having enough money to never have to work again is the perfect life.

LaserNika 10 years ago

What if I'm a Girl? :D

Zach Bauer 13 years ago

I don't wanna live past 50 anyways. Win win.

Bruninpro0101 6 years ago

Yes

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Toothbanger 9 years ago

Honestly you would bet bored after 40 years. So who cares

Prince Hans 10 years ago

You life the the. Perfect life, the girls, the money, the fame... Doesn't even make sense

TheGlitchWitch 10 years ago

Quick question: what if you ARE a girl?

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago

you still gain the perfect life.... but no life is perfect without doing http://willyoupressthebutton.com/342588

Epichambonewin 10 years ago

If i had the perfect life, i would be immortal

A Guy,That Does Stuff 11 years ago

Probelem: I pressed a button that made me immortal! But then gain Option 2: get that money and I vest in a global cure effort for aneurysm! ( if it's even curable )

ifr3zyfellow 11 years ago

jse confirmed?

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Itsmegio 11 years ago

I already get the girls, the money, and the fame ain't that important.

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

Cringe time!!

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Nick Mallas 13 years ago

THE THE

BrendanCross 9 years ago

The brain will tend to correct errors so we don't see them

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Mayer Marcos 13 years ago

Live wild and leave a pretty corpse

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

The boys*

ARandomPandaNerdThing 8 years ago

I don't wanna be old anyway. N0 D0WN51D3 4 M3 P33P5 :D

MGM-Mace 11 years ago

I think i did everything when im 39.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

i knew morons would be the death of me!

grumpiestfuhrer 9 years ago

i will die from kidney failure before that anyway

marcus 11 years ago

I am sick and tired of these stupid comments about how you will die

Zhorik 10 years ago

Ill kill my self before

jadyncute6 9 years ago

what if im a straight girl, wtf, it can just say boy and girls actually, nevermind, uts fine, JUST DONT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN

mads the great 12 years ago

Why would girls be plural? Not a big fan of polygami myself.

Prince Hans 10 years ago

I'm 54 so... am I dead?

ImAFemboy 7 months ago

I agree 235x0

pressmedont123 11 years ago

That's only 20 years away. On the other hand, some eight year old is laughing his head off

jshaw71 10 years ago

Get treatment for aneurysm before it kills me...

Yavarali 5 years ago

I just wanna live with the person I love 🥺🥺

Mr.ButterPants 11 years ago

I'm not really into that stuff. This just isn't my view of a perfect life.

AlexanderLoboda 9 years ago

i dig good

Clay James Belter 13 years ago

Aneurysms are terrifying. You'd never know it was coming and who knows what you could be doing.

atatat 9 years ago

Whhhaastttt

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

*Dies in front of the class, yelling that he has beeing killed by a shinigami with a death note and it"s becoming a shinigami and kill everyone that does bad things" result: scare the crap out of the students xD

Soggy_Cookie 10 years ago

I'm in the US already gonna die when I'm 50

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

I pushed the button just for the the

LGBOUNCER 9 years ago

But if life was perfect you wouldn't die at 50

oldnotweak 11 years ago

girls arent worth the time i just wasted typing this

FrenchyFry 4 years ago

I harte life so I’m pressing it and getting the girl of my dreams

williamthetank 11 years ago

I'm not willing to die at 50, with the right effort you can achieve this anyway

RingoTalia 9 years ago

I can go lesbian for that xD and after i"m 50 ill have nothing to do but sleep!

Mollywolly 12 years ago

Don't read it! I did... It was BAD... Lol jk jk

XALORR 10 years ago

No way I will live for ever. XD

FaithLaPene 9 years ago

If it"s perfect then that makes it boring

Davdd 8 years ago

The perfect life

mtn dew jorge 11 years ago

I'm 10 so.... Thank you Jesus

caitlinabbiex 11 years ago

What if you were attracted to men not women?

Sgt. Trollolol 11 years ago

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MineplayGamer 10 years ago

I got time travel from the last button sooooo

lfwpanda8 11 years ago

Live happy, Die happy

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