Will You Press The Button?

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

Alright here we go: 1. Nothing is perfect. 2. I have a girlfriend and she"s the only one for me. 3. I don't need a ridiculous amount of money. 4. I don't want fame. At all. Ever.

Dat1Buttonpresser last year

the button makes your life perfect...

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that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

THE THE!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! WHAT IS THE THE!?!?!?!?!?!?

ImNotAFish 8 years ago

Can I join? My hat is made of cerran wrap though

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Spewkies 9 years ago

Hey, the candle that shrines twice as bright, burns twice as fast.

Tymberlejk 9 years ago

Nice one :D

Yodarocks2000 10 years ago

But what if you aren't attracted to girls?

Nightpytt 9 years ago

So true lol

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Why does everyone think the perfect life is wealth, fame & being a chick magnet? Surely just having enough money to never have to work again is the perfect life.

LaserNika 10 years ago

What if I'm a Girl? :D

Zach Bauer 13 years ago

I don't wanna live past 50 anyways. Win win.

Bruninpro0101 6 years ago

Yes

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Toothbanger 9 years ago

Honestly you would bet bored after 40 years. So who cares

Prince Hans 10 years ago

You life the the. Perfect life, the girls, the money, the fame... Doesn't even make sense

TheGlitchWitch 10 years ago

Quick question: what if you ARE a girl?

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago

you still gain the perfect life.... but no life is perfect without doing http://willyoupressthebutton.com/342588

Epichambonewin 10 years ago

If i had the perfect life, i would be immortal

A Guy,That Does Stuff 11 years ago

Probelem: I pressed a button that made me immortal! But then gain Option 2: get that money and I vest in a global cure effort for aneurysm! ( if it's even curable )

ifr3zyfellow 11 years ago

jse confirmed?

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Itsmegio 11 years ago

I already get the girls, the money, and the fame ain't that important.

ShadowMarco 10 years ago

Cringe time!!

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Nick Mallas 13 years ago

THE THE

BrendanCross 9 years ago

The brain will tend to correct errors so we don't see them

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Mayer Marcos 13 years ago

Live wild and leave a pretty corpse

ViolinAxolotl 4 years ago

The girls? I too am female ( Silently presses button )

Alkeniw 11 years ago

What if you believe s perfect life includes living past 100 years old? Paradox!!!

Alkeniw 11 years ago

A perfect life*

Aeirohide_Prime 9 years ago

Ima girl so I naturally live longer then men

Levi Garrett 13 years ago

Going to die anyway. May as well died famous, rich and a sex icon.

TraBriGer2003 10 years ago

Like this if you googled aneurysm

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing 10 years ago

My perfect life include living past 50 years old but since it just says 50 so maybe it means 50 thousand years which would suck because of the same reason as immortality

Myth Plays 10 years ago

Nah, screw perfection

JackOtack 8 years ago

Hmmm use money to make cure for aneurysm. Loophole

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SeanQuinn 11 years ago

Risky .maybe but I would like to be rich and get da girls in da clubs.

EricDavisCravyeric 9 years ago

my perfect life depicts me living pass that and even longer so lose lose

Kazuto kirigiah 11 years ago

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CobaltStarling 10 years ago

...Is an aneurysm death painless? I"d kinda assume so, and I don't wanna live forever so heck yeah.

bestkidever 11 years ago

But why.thats dumb

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago

Oh damn girls- But- I am a girl- I m g a y n o w -

Bonnie MLP 12 years ago

IM LESBIAN AND TAKEN <3 AND I HAVE WHAT I NEED NO MONEY NO FAME BUT I HAVE HER MY FAMILY MY FRIEND <3 so i fuckin didnt press it

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago

The perfect life is I marry the love of my life, and we live happily and die together.

stove last year

thats not the perfect life then

Bork-Bork 9 years ago

The perfect life wouldn't involve dying at 50

abcx 10 years ago

I think 50 years of perfect live is okay.

Sanspr0 6 years ago

Just wait till you"re 51 or above

LittleMac 11 years ago

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Melanin Coating 10 years ago

Don't sound perfect. Just white boy college movie type shit

HeroicWorld 9 years ago

But what if my perfect life is to live past 50 years...

LoL!----NO!!!!! 11 years ago

Well, that's 40 years from now. (: c: c= (=

toastedeggs 10 years ago

I don't wanna live past 50 anyways, and I get the girls? Good thing I'm gaY

Descuff 9 years ago

I'm gay so...

beta 11 years ago

What is with these downsides that end your life after only a few years?

swiminpussy 11 years ago

we all die eventually anyway....

Bnglhinge 10 years ago

I wanna fuck with the people who work at nursing homes when i get old i cant press it

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen 4 years ago

Free girls?! Count me in

camping gunner 11 years ago

well enjoy youre remaining years

AlexEdinger 9 years ago

Im already 50 what now?

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ARandomPandaNerdThing 8 years ago

I don't wanna be old anyway. N0 D0WN51D3 4 M3 P33P5 :D

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