Will You Press The Button?

endermil9 years ago

Iwata died at the age of 50 (fuck you cancer)

CharlieGooberman8 years ago

cancer indeed fucked me

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xUniiverz7 years ago

I pressed the button because with me being a millionaire, I could give hundreds of thousands to charities and food banks. Free animals from captivity, give shelters to the homeless, and many more good deeds. So when I die at age 50, I will know that I died...[Show full comment]

WhatTheFuck2 years ago

Most wholesome thing I’ve ever read on this site

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Shycopath2 years ago

Believe me I don't give a fuck about my life if I have money nd health to spend. And who want old boring life any way

TeamKobus28 years ago

Not even a billionaire? Fuck this shit

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

I know right

Mutatedcrepper1017 years ago

Wait technically your immortal until your 50

Z0m41e7 years ago

Fuck cancer

-Delta-7 years ago

NOT WILL NOOOOO!

Alex Leatherby12 years ago

I'll make a life extending machine/ clone experiments to keep me alive.

smeaglepie3499 years ago

fine, ill just become a billionare

Crawelle9 years ago

all the people who rpessed this button are Gold Diggers

samueldaking9 years ago

Hey but what if I were supposed to die before that then I got to live longer.

nonono011 months ago

only a millionare? not a billionare? pass

Robert Woodall12 years ago

They damn near predicted Breaking Bad with this one.

SuperMariobrony 9 years ago

I don't want to die.

De2nail3 years ago

im ok with dying, i want to see what comes in death while donating and then living a normal life, this is"nt the inflation button

papersnake2 years ago

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Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Only a millionaire? There are so many of those. I might die at age 50 if I was a billionaire or trillionaire.

jaymock78 years ago

What if your 51

zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago

Hell ya

jshaw719 years ago

I guess I better get busy spending...

RedincLEADER10 years ago

provide funding for activating genes that prevent death from ageing.

Jooa7 years ago

Life is precious

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

Precious money is precious.

BuggyJovie112 months ago

N Jb H

James Drury12 years ago

you vill die ven you are vourty

dankmemes1018 years ago

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NeroAngeloM7 years ago

Autistic comment there...

Tuubi9 years ago

Yes. If you are a millionare you can just get some workers with $50/h to do a device that makes you younger

Noobslayerxxx5 years ago

That doesn't exist you cant bend physics

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mallardkind8 years ago

I spend my 1 million dollars on immortality

Lear9 years ago

I'm only 8 right now so I have a lot of time to be a millionaire so yes I will press the button

TheMagicalKiwi9 years ago

I'm 11 years. I SHALL PRESS THE BUTTON.

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AwesomenessPrimal9 years ago

What if I give away my money to the poor?

TheGamingDonut 9 years ago

Screw u trump (even though you have the best last name EVER!! xD

princess amberlyn10 years ago

I would have less time with the one I Love if I died at 50

Droitzel9 years ago

I have no problem with dying before my body starts to fail me.

TheLampGuy9 months ago

Give me my money

mediamax078 years ago

Sucks!!

Panic!atmychemicalfallout9 years ago

How much you do with your life doesn't depend on the amount of time, it depends on the person.

factzor3 years ago

what makes you think I won't commit suicide at the age of 49.

papersnake2 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]