Will You Press The Button?

235x0 3 years ago

I pick grapes that when eaten give me any superpower i wish first i would pick is inter-universe teleportation. And i and at 41 quettaseconds.

minimegaman090 2 years ago

it has to be your favorite food. i doubt grapes that when eaten give you any superpower you wish is your favorite food

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Garry 11 years ago

Press=You become an american

Sadboihours 6 years ago

I think im speaking for all americans when i say this, deep down were all a bunch of fat ass gluttonous pigs

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Ackkmann 10 years ago

What if i don't eat it, do i just suddenly wake up obese?

Themauf 8 years ago

Exactly

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Danniboy1234 9 years ago

What if I'm already obese and I'm older than 41? Iternal life is mine!!!!! Plus I have a heck lot of scrambled egg.

CreepyerGamerX1 9 years ago

What if your already older then 41

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

@SinonMercer he never said he was over 41 and I"ve seen a full grown adult use your...it is infuriating with all of these grammar mistakes but nobody listens

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deathclone9000 10 years ago

after you eat you exercise, win win

Danniboy1234 9 years ago

Doesn't matter what, you will get obese even if you exercise and don't eat, you'll still be obese.

Kyle Rose 13 years ago

Worth it.

11037 6 years ago

r/murderedbywords

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deathmachine50002 8 years ago

In here for a good time not a long time.

D3usVultYeetMan 8 years ago

I rather die than be a fucking obese

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

You get both!

calebheff 9 years ago

Bacon wouldn't make someone in ketosis obese

BamtanJEM 11 years ago

Would've said yes if they had chose 42. Hitchhiker.

Themauf 8 years ago

Same same

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Ashley Mark 13 years ago

I would die earlier than 41 if i had an unlimited supply of my favourite food.

Minotaur 9 years ago

What if my favourite food is apples? (It"s not btw but just saying)

xX_G0D_Xx 11 years ago

what if you already have 3 days to live?

Aloox 9 years ago

You become obese at 41 judging by the grammar.

danfam 11 years ago

I don't care! My favourite food is not healthy anyway

KursedKat 10 years ago

Or I could just get a decent job and buy it whenever and not die at 41...

SavDragon 12 years ago

What if my favorite food is healthy??

SnowDino 7 years ago

I'm not a very hungry person though

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

I'm already obese, and life sucks, but it sucks less with my fave food. No downside.

JordanDaBest232 10 years ago

Nope not up for it

Farlmi 9 years ago

nvm

Kadow_29 11 years ago

I would get bored of pop tarts

meatloave 2 years ago

Cracker that gives me superpowers including power on instant ressurection . obese is minimum 20% over ideal weight.... That ain't bad.... That really ain't even all that fat. And being able to ressurect how I want .... This is win/win

Betchalicious 10 years ago

what if my favefood is fruit salad

vampireslayer197 10 years ago

It doesn't say u can stop eating

William Bishop 13 years ago

41 isn't my definition of a lifetime

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

already fat.*eats every second of every minute until i'm 41* *combines with heaven button*

Sean_Fields 9 years ago

Well, I"ve had a fulfilling 40 years of life. Happy birthda- *suddenly becomes obese and dies

mrmegatyrone 11 years ago

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Aktimoose 9 years ago

I feel like just having a lifetime supply of food will make you obese and make you die, there"s no need for that to be an extra thing

TheEGG 6 years ago

FOOOOOOOOD

SoulPancake 10 years ago

die at 41....centuries

showchoirkiddo 11 years ago

BUT WHAT IF ITS SUSHI

rainbowblocks 10 years ago

what if the favorite food is a healthy food?

Abigassdalek 10 years ago

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Sarah Smith 13 years ago

It doesn't say I HAVE to eat it so I wouldn't necessarily become obese.

charizard_ 9 years ago

I wouldn't mind dying at 41. I just don't want to have to get fatter than I already am

D YellowMadness 9 years ago

Where"s the upside? More of your favorite food than you know what to do with & you die horribly & early.

Sean_Fields 9 years ago

Good business venture

liad220 11 years ago

NO, JUST F**KING NO

QueenofShit 10 years ago

@Kyle Rose hell yeah of course its worth it

CorneliusFazbear 11 years ago

my favorite food is fruit i'm not gonna obese

PersistanceOfMadness last year

I'd get tired of my favourite food if I have it because it's no longer special.

jrh23 12 years ago

worth it

Abigassdalek 10 years ago

Fuckit rip all rats in world oh shit I pressed it I'm 10 I just exercise if I was 42 I would be ded kill me now kill me now kill me now kill me now kill me now

Mwalk2432 9 years ago

You spelt favorite wrong

Shiizachan 9 years ago

Nah, over in the UK words like that have a "u" in them.

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b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago

americans be like

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago

Health is Wealth. Nope

ThatOneGuyNobodyKnows 11 years ago

This is a description of my life.

Zya 10 years ago

I have fast metabolism

Icyy Shaggy TreviÃ±o 13 years ago

I'll give the food to children who need it.

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