Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

I pick grapes that when eaten give me any superpower i wish first i would pick is inter-universe teleportation. And i and at 41 quettaseconds.

minimegaman09010 months ago

it has to be your favorite food. i doubt grapes that when eaten give you any superpower you wish is your favorite food

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Garry9 years ago

Press=You become an american

Sadboihours5 years ago

I think im speaking for all americans when i say this, deep down were all a bunch of fat ass gluttonous pigs

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Ackkmann8 years ago

What if i don't eat it, do i just suddenly wake up obese?

Themauf6 years ago

Exactly

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Danniboy12348 years ago

What if I'm already obese and I'm older than 41? Iternal life is mine!!!!! Plus I have a heck lot of scrambled egg.

CreepyerGamerX18 years ago

What if your already older then 41

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

@SinonMercer he never said he was over 41 and I"ve seen a full grown adult use your...it is infuriating with all of these grammar mistakes but nobody listens

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deathclone90009 years ago

after you eat you exercise, win win

Danniboy12348 years ago

Doesn't matter what, you will get obese even if you exercise and don't eat, you'll still be obese.

deathmachine500027 years ago

In here for a good time not a long time.

D3usVultYeetMan7 years ago

I rather die than be a fucking obese

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

You get both!

Kyle Rose12 years ago

Worth it.

110374 years ago

r/murderedbywords

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calebheff8 years ago

Bacon wouldn't make someone in ketosis obese

BamtanJEM9 years ago

Would've said yes if they had chose 42. Hitchhiker.

Themauf6 years ago

Same same

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Ashley Mark12 years ago

I would die earlier than 41 if i had an unlimited supply of my favourite food.

Minotaur8 years ago

What if my favourite food is apples? (It"s not btw but just saying)

Farlmi8 years ago

nvm

Betchalicious8 years ago

what if my favefood is fruit salad

Kadow_299 years ago

I would get bored of pop tarts

meatloave7 months ago

Cracker that gives me superpowers including power on instant ressurection . obese is minimum 20% over ideal weight.... That ain't bad.... That really ain't even all that fat. And being able to ressurect how I want .... This is win/win

William Bishop12 years ago

41 isn't my definition of a lifetime

vampireslayer1979 years ago

It doesn't say u can stop eating

Sean_Fields8 years ago

Well, I"ve had a fulfilling 40 years of life. Happy birthda- *suddenly becomes obese and dies

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

already fat.*eats every second of every minute until i'm 41* *combines with heaven button*

mrmegatyrone9 years ago

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Aktimoose8 years ago

I feel like just having a lifetime supply of food will make you obese and make you die, there"s no need for that to be an extra thing

showchoirkiddo10 years ago

BUT WHAT IF ITS SUSHI

TheEGG5 years ago

FOOOOOOOOD

SoulPancake9 years ago

die at 41....centuries

charizard_7 years ago

I wouldn't mind dying at 41. I just don't want to have to get fatter than I already am

rainbowblocks9 years ago

what if the favorite food is a healthy food?

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Sarah Smith12 years ago

It doesn't say I HAVE to eat it so I wouldn't necessarily become obese.

liad2209 years ago

NO, JUST F**KING NO

D YellowMadness8 years ago

Where"s the upside? More of your favorite food than you know what to do with & you die horribly & early.

Sean_Fields8 years ago

Good business venture

QueenofShit8 years ago

@Kyle Rose hell yeah of course its worth it

CorneliusFazbear9 years ago

my favorite food is fruit i'm not gonna obese

Abigassdalek9 years ago

Fuckit rip all rats in world oh shit I pressed it I'm 10 I just exercise if I was 42 I would be ded kill me now kill me now kill me now kill me now kill me now

jrh2310 years ago

worth it

Mwalk24328 years ago

You spelt favorite wrong

Shiizachan7 years ago

Nah, over in the UK words like that have a "u" in them.

derferherp9 years ago

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ThatOneGuyNobodyKnows10 years ago

This is a description of my life.

b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago

americans be like

EyeOfTruth8 years ago

Health is Wealth. Nope

EineKartoffel7 years ago

Yuck. Favourite food. I wouldn't like an endless supply of that stuff. It would just not be my favourite food anymore after the n-th portion and then I am stuck with an endless supply of something I don't to eat anymait a minute. World hungawd dammit. I"d solve it. -.-