Will You Press The Button?

Satoru_Gojo last year

First, I'd become a professional athlete and gain some money, then I'd commit a crime and go jail. After all, jail provides free housing and food. I'll do a crime that usually has a sentencing of around a month or so, then pay my own bail. Easy.

Alyosha 3 years ago

Easy. Enter basic military training.

Atomic_wolf 11 years ago

HEY MOM I NEED YOUR MONEY

sadielover 11 years ago

Just buy like 3 months of stuFF and pay the rent for 2 months and boom your set

HunterNiemeier 10 years ago

Bleh! I hate exercise, I would hate to be an athlete unless I got payed 1,000,000 dollars per yard I walked.

Iris Ally 13 years ago

why would anyone want to be a professional athlete ... too much time spent outdoors

Minisand 4 years ago

I made an account to call u dumb as hell

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samomezz 11 years ago

never said when! I'll die and then spend that one month

Paulo_G 10 years ago

That's no problem, just stock up for 1 months worth of stuff in advance!

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

RENTS? WATER BILLS? TAXES?

ShadowBlake 8 years ago

What about bills? Would that count as spendiing money?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Yes

PolarIcie 8 years ago

I would just get my parents to buy me food, water and anything i wanted.

Therisktaker47 3 years ago

what if they said no go do it yourself? :3

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago

I dont use money, I spend it

Chara_Z_Silverstorm 9 years ago

So does like a gaming athlete count?...

Kyle Redding 13 years ago

easy fix: stockpile 30 days worth shit. problem solved

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

what about rent

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Diamnds InMc Akavictor 13 years ago

I'll just buy thousands of food for that whole month :P

James Criss 13 years ago

gamers are now considered athletes for the win

Dominic Cleereman 13 years ago

Only one month?! Sweet!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

You & everyone else has forgotten about bills. Ya know water, gas & electronic.

Michael Lotito 13 years ago

parents/friends...

Zavy Williams 13 years ago

I'll Jst Mooch Off Other People ...

Bob Craig 13 years ago

airsoft is totally a sport guise...

Charles Adams 13 years ago

A dream come true

Hajira Irfan 13 years ago

I would but 2 months supply of food for that ONE month and tons of other stuff!!!!!

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

RENTS? WATER BILL? TAXES

Dom Hillman 13 years ago

Buy everything in advance.

Neagu Vlad 13 years ago

can my moyher spend money ?

Trent Richards 11 years ago

oNLY A MONTH

LizLuvsHorses 9 years ago

I'm equestrian

HoloAnimator 11 years ago

Stock up before hand

ComicSansBones 10 years ago

sports are so gay, i would look fabulous those sport shorts (im a man btw)

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Avatardeath2065 10 years ago

I don't even like spicy

Aawsome 3 years ago

just go to a friend's house for the month and pay them back after

JustLikeTheySay 11 years ago

You can't spend it, but someone else can use your money to buy it for you!!

Dranaugh 9 years ago

loophole: just run and make money and give it to someone who buy you things to live :D ta-daaa

Magic_Mauritz 10 years ago

Just ask someones else to buy IT for you

Darkimthedoctor 8 years ago

I would be a athlete if I didn't break my arm a lot...

John Smith Is The Best 11 years ago

Im going on an adventure!

SeankaneGrechGrechGrech 9 years ago

you would be a highly paid professional athlete but you would have to spend one month living with out using any money?..

THEBOSS918273 8 years ago

Why would you want to have to be an athlete and have to run

whatamidoingheredf 11 years ago

Nope nope hell no to much work

sonhol 10 years ago

so buy food for a month then live that one month

TDMfan 11 years ago

Just a month? LOL who really cares then?

D YellowMadness 10 years ago

I'd mooch off of my parents like I already do because I suck, then I'd pay them back with crazy interest. After I became insanely rich, I'd quit being an athlete because I'm not interested & then I'd coast through life & donate to charity.

alyssaxd 3 years ago

its not that hard to live for one month without spending any money, its called having friends, this downside doesn't prevent you from explaining your situation or anything lol just give them some money after the month

sippycup 11 years ago

Yooo why do some of these comments say they were posted 46 years ago?

AWESOMENESS2404 11 years ago

Right!

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bomb-omb2 11 years ago

plz stahp with that spam

De2nail 5 years ago

one month is too little... try a year and you will starve

kochen 11 years ago

I am just 13 and I live in sweden so school lunch is free. so bacicly no snacks or candy which I berly buy anyway

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asdfghjklqwertyuiop 11 years ago

worth it

CalypsoValdez1974 10 years ago

I don't like sports

Ultimate_Genius 9 years ago

easy one, just waste all your money the day before on all the latest devices, 50 years stock of water, and 5 months worth of food

EmperorBethany672 10 years ago

hey friends can I borrow all of your money for a month lol

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