Have all the powers of superman
but
You look like a 3 year old and never age
I will not

GAMING_GODDESS999 last year
powerpuff girls

Sehemhet last year
Я даже не знаю, какие у него силы, у этого супермэна. И выглядеть на 3 года я не хочу.

CitrusSunbather 8 months ago
Я полностью согласен с тобой.

Hardin5687 10 years ago
I never age? So I never die? And I would still have my intelligence because I only LOOK like a 3 year old. I LOVE IT!

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
never aging doesn't mean you never die, you can still get killed by everything except time

Barneytubbie 11 years ago
Babies can get away with anything... WAIT does my Dickinson change size too?

Kurbiskuchen 7 years ago
Superdick
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Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago
Sooo... I get to be a powerpuff girl? sure why not? superpowers hell yeah!

Complexfred15 3 years ago
Well I’ll be a power puff boy but alright
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Brainless Wizard 11 years ago
Super baby looks better than Super man

JacobyVance 11 years ago
Is that comment legit 46 years old

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Guys. Stop being stupid. Thanks
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Bgames 9 years ago
Go superbaby!

AlyciaMezquita 9 years ago
batman beats superman

Sylica_Telca 10 years ago
So Powerpuff girl got it.

Sasha Newman-Court 13 years ago
don't have to go to school, can save the world, villains wont want to kill me cos I look cute... sounds like a good deal!

Dark22 6 years ago
47 years ago ftw?!
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TheDawg1 11 years ago
Ability to change age the rules of the "will you press the button" game and hack life :)

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
Superman doesn't have that ability
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rytrick 11 years ago
that would be amazing. i would blow people's minds every day.

GoatMan 11 years ago
can never go to jail

DOCTORWHONERDO 11 years ago
I'd love to be an intelligent, cute human with amazing powers! No Downside AW YEAH!

Lorne Inglis 13 years ago
I dont see a downside to this

otto_k1ng 6 years ago
I would be the coolest in the kindergarden

Umbreonrainbow 12 years ago
um no. besides, i've never wanted superman's power.

Shaunethomas 10 years ago
No down side

masterbone123 11 years ago
be cute super man awesome

xinvlek 10 years ago
SUPER BABY!

Yusgamer 11 years ago
Os Vilons Nao Vao batem Em Criaçao pequena E nao Presisa ir Pra Escola

DerpyThing 8 years ago
Oh, heeeeeeeel noooooo. I don't want to be 3 yrs old again. Why? Because when I was 3 I almost died in the hospital.

Avis 2 years ago
ill just groe back to 3 years old and eat backon and video GAMES>!!!!!!! LOL EASY PUSH L0s3R!!!

Matt Kronos 11 years ago
thug baby life :v

VanMan007 9 years ago
Sounds familiar coff coff power puff girls

mini ladd 11 years ago
Would be able to talk

VirchUrch0 9 years ago
be superman and never die. heck yes

jinkingsoholahan 11 years ago
lifting infinity is worth it https://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/Hat/nxmcLak/2 not just talking shit this happens in the comics

TheTrueNoodle 5 years ago
Imagine trying to get a drink after you save the world

Popularmmos 11 years ago
Omg I did not know that but I would still be a superhero if I was 3

Averace 8 years ago
*imagining a toddler beating up bad guys*

dcicio7 12 years ago
Superman wow

Thedj 10 years ago
One punch

Glitchy_bird 9 years ago
That sounds hilarious

CMHammond 10 years ago
Eh. No thanks.

StrongBad last year
bitch i can still do the cool superman shit

Takoturtle22 11 years ago
do you realize how much you could get away with, I would be a demon child haunting the earth with my invincibility

Maksim 3 years ago
"Goo goo GAA gaa motherlover" *punches a hole through the person's stomach* Sex life is going to be really awkward, but porn is a thing

TheManInTheCorner 11 years ago
Superman=lamest and most boring superhero. Ever.

A_VERY_SPECIAL_IDIOT 9 years ago
Well i guess i can get away with more things i guess

TheNerdLord 6 years ago
No brainer.

Mykael Creo 12 years ago
Three-year-old Superman? Dude, your imagination sucks rancid donkey ass.

BlueWiz 11 years ago
It says look like not that i am an actual3 year old, si you can still have a girl and a happy life.

xinvlek 10 years ago
SUPER BABY!

Atomic_wolf 11 years ago
Where's the down side if u never age u can still be 100 years old mentally just not physically and that means you can move fast because your "young"

DrInconsiderate 8 years ago
3 years on which planet?

Avis 2 years ago
nothing to add

Gamer21 11 years ago
Not worth it.

Dinobot 9 years ago
Star wars fan 24 i read your comments in darth vaders voice its so funny
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