Will You Press The Button?

TitianCockSlayer69 6 years ago

They would probably die of my huge horse cock

kim_il_sung_fan_94 last year

FUCK YEAH!!!

Rizingr 11 years ago

This doesn't make sense. It states YOU MEET the person of your dreams HAVE a perfect wedding, meaning that YOU see THAT PERSON get married. Never states it's a marriage between you and your dream person.

DJGamer 8 years ago

Good point.

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..Alainiak.. 10 years ago

The person of my dreams is fictional lol

shigad 10 years ago

That's the point, you marry a fictional character.

greaterfiend 7 years ago

The person of my dreams is immortal:D

SoulHunter_kunal 9 years ago

Marry a girl every 5 years

AverageDude 10 years ago

190 likes and I make another one

Guizoc 8 years ago

Just never have a wedding till you"re 100

Astoroth-Fun-Time 10 years ago

If you have a kid then they won't die and you can save and cherish the moments with them

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago

They shall have an identical twin with different color eyes that are not green

Justin_SWAG_Bieber 10 years ago

You just met the person of your dream getting married to someone else! KILL THEM NOW!!!!

10skin 10 years ago

Just don't get married.

Savannah Goldman 13 years ago

Be happy within the moments you have I suppose

Sændugan 9 years ago

Ah, but who said that you had to get married, after all that is the point from which the five years until they die starts

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Mr. Mario 10 years ago

Eh... I'll die with 'em. And not suicidally!

mebruh 11 years ago

thats ................ upsetting

Endercake 11 years ago

They?So im in friendzone?

Tricky 10 years ago

They doesnt specify man or woman that is why the creator of the question used they

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Noah Egler 13 years ago

No matter. Everything dies in the end. The point is to not have any regrets when you do.

iamalittlepincher 11 years ago

but when you press the button youll end up baming it on you ultimately having a huge regret

Kingwellj88 12 years ago

My dream girl is immortal >:)

GalaxyTraveler 9 years ago

It wouldn't be fair for that person to die for your happiness.

Nasser 11 years ago

Who said you can only have one person of dreams

justanothermemer 10 years ago

*ace aro laughter*

Skypony 11 years ago

Marry miley cyrus and then be a dick to her untill she dies

meatloave 2 years ago

She's a smoking hottie who grants me three wishes then we spend a week having wild sex after wich she leaves me and we never see or hear from each other again.marriage is annulled through an attorney

braydenisswag 10 years ago

i dont want to have that amount of sadness in my system when i'm 16

TheCookieAlfae 11 years ago

The person of your dreams isn't who you actually want to end up with. Unless you're already in love then this is condemning a person you THINK you would love, rather than the quirky perks that make up the person you actually would.

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago

@DragonflyFalls ok then...... *backs away slowly*

JoshuaRyanG 11 years ago

ill have my fun

Jwalant Singh Gangwar 13 years ago

Bang bang

JacksonBurroughs 9 years ago

Somebody quick! Travel back in time and marry Hitler 6 years before World war 2 and instantly divorce him!

Ikustwanttocomment 5 years ago

i don't have a person of my dreams

xxx_0_xxx 11 years ago

Actually, no you cant

Bobby slime 11 years ago

They?

AllastroS48 11 years ago

Looks like one of wolverine's relationships kkkkkkk

Jbrick 12 years ago

Dragonfly that's disturbing...

quickstirke 9 years ago

😎😎😎😎😄😎😎😎😎 If Humanity never became. What animal would you be? (I"d be a wolf)

meatloave 2 years ago

A hotties who grants me 3 wishes then departs and I never see or hear from her again. The wedding is someone else's that she was invited to. I was not invited except as her guest and that is now moot.

Azyyati Syahmi 13 years ago

Knowing you found that certain someone and he/she'll be dead in the next 5 years.. I definitely can't avoid NOT thinking about it

Abbey24 11 years ago

I have not got a specific person in mind... does this mean i marry multiple people? (I change my views time to time)

Pilz 10 years ago

The woman of my dreams would be fucking rich, so I guess I'm gonna press it.

deablo hunter 11 years ago

you can have sex for five years

iamalittlepincher 11 years ago

your fucking disgusting what the fuck is wrong with you

Memeboibepis 6 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

AssFace 11 years ago

Is this reusable?

BraedenRoberts 9 years ago

Be happy with her no matter what and wen she dies kill you as well the instint she dies Oh and give your baby to one of your firends

Another Lesson In Hate 11 years ago

Joke's on you, I'm asexual.

Eleanor24 10 years ago

Did you mean aromantic?

derpymuffinpony 9 years ago

u can just wait to marry them to five years before they will die

Fliplike 11 years ago

so Im married to 2 different people?

luna 12 years ago

Id rather be with someone I hats then with a dead person… ¢>

gaffel373 11 years ago

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popdo69 4 years ago

not even getting wed to them.

Blane1247 10 years ago

I dont think my dreams can have a wedding and less so die....

Panifex 8 years ago

Perfect wedding ≠ perfect marriage, for those of you who forgot the difference

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