Will You Press The Button?

You always get gum for free at convenience stores.

but

There's a little spectral pink elephant that keeps following you around and no one else can see it, and sometimes it makes noises.

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ShadowLowerlast month

But what is he talking about...?

coolerdogpond1210 months ago

bear5 follows me everyuwhere. he kleeps asking me for free altrieve twitch chat subs and eating all my pringles :( someone plz get rids of hin for me tank ui

GreenPlingmorlast month

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Sporlings4 years ago

And the downside?

Ninja-Snail4 years ago

This is… strange. I’m in!

MrDoobles3 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE

OPOSSUM_4 years ago

What the fuck

LeiTheAnimator3 years ago

Yea

Speyeder4 years ago

I dont like gum And a pink elephant, spectral too, even though it says small, so baby elephant, would be massive and obnoxious.

Sophieeyethink3 years ago

is this based on a true story?

Error404usernotfoundlast year

I hope so

Eyeball4 years ago

I want an elephant freind

blueflamedragon134 years ago

i want a friend in general

moeL3573R3 years ago

infinite muny

DucksRCool4 months ago

downside?

Cheeeselast year

didn't say how loud so make it so quiet nobody can hear it

Cheeeselast year

plus become friends with it

Ishshxhsjajhs3 years ago

I don’t see a problem

PoisonIvy4954 years ago

I can have someone to talk to finally

scenemoPianist7 months ago

[Uncontrollable Laughter]

NixonJumbo24last year

I kill the elephant

randomtransgirl3 years ago

sounds fun.

Emperor_Ironegg3 months ago

I don’t like gums at all

Kitt_the_Catt11 months ago

you’re my friend now we’re having soft tacos later

Hyperdemon283 years ago

This is fucking funny I will have a tiny pink elephant bro and free gum *slams the button*

ploopysmoopy6 months ago

I'll name it doug

Loophollast year

I see no flaws

Null_2 months ago

what is that question

diaochan10 months ago

影响我睡眠，拒绝

RedRosa2 years ago

Free hallucinations!!

Keitro4 years ago

theres no downside. My first every real friend that doesnt betray me! :D

-Cisca-6 months ago

Thats great because you can be friend with the little spectral pink elephant

OiOiOiOilast year

downside?

SamLikesSam3 years ago

pink magic friend

Sweet.last year

很诡异啊

HotDiggityDorito3 years ago

Fuck it, he’s my best friend now

KickTheBuddy5 months ago

Who would want an elephant chasing a guy

RobertKim-092last year

hi little elephant :D

lucastheguy17 days ago

so im schizophrenic now

Matthewwww7 months ago

Wake up Babe, new schizophrenia just dropped.

EndrxDaEpicChimeralast year

uhh,, yeah???? absolutely?????

CasualJimm4 years ago

Why not blue-

okwhattf2 years ago

How -1 like-

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